OT - Unwitting individuals

DMW

I'm a little verklempt. I'll give you a topic, individuals that are unwitting, but are the "best people".  Talk amongst yourselves.

JohnInCarolina

Dobie

theyolksonyou

Ozzie_Isaac

In today's culture you should avoid the unwitting.  Only safe if they are witting and get an affidavidt signed and notorized.

thetrim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN0_w2iRXvM

thetrim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NZTUQM5Y98

DMW

thetrim said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NZTUQM5Y98

Now I have to copy/paste...

You have no idea how bad I needed to piss. And, I thought there was a dividing wall between us, but that was not so. So, I entered, and I pissed. My bladder did not explode, which was a good thing. Typing this is difficult. TGIF for Friday nights.

The Cen-Tex Smoker

DMW said:

I'm a little verklempt. I'll give you a topic, individuals that are unwitting, but are the "best people".  Talk amongst yourselves.

You are my huckleberry. 

nolaegghead

Ozzie_Isaac

I love how the cigarette goes out of the frame and then *BAM* its right back in his mouth.

thetrim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMlyo7EIMTo

nolaegghead

Wonder why she has back problems...hmmmm

Ozzie_Isaac

nolaegghead said:

Wonder why she has back problems...hmmmm

She is holding her shoulders up tight.  She needs to relax.

g8golfer

Those puppies are fake and that ring she is wearing is expensive. 

NPHuskerFL

JohnInCarolina

g8golfer said:

Those puppies are fake and that ring she is wearing is expensive. 

I wonder which came first.

g8golfer

You know the chiropractor probably got @bgebrent to install those puppies first so he could give them a test drive before putting that 10k ring on her finger. 

Ozzie_Isaac

g8golfer said:

Those puppies are fake and that ring she is wearing is expensive. 

Those puppies were a solid investment.

Gulfcoastguy

A coworker paid for his wife to get a boob job a few months before she divorced him. I told him that he should have got Lefty in the property settlement.

DoubleEgger

Gulfcoastguy said:

A coworker paid for his wife to get a boob job a few months before she divorced him. I told him that he should have got Lefty in the property settlement.

Yup. If a wife starts wanting some new hooters out of the blue, you better start protecting your interests. Papers are coming. 

DoubleEgger

My ex wanted some. I told her the best I could do was one this year and maybe one next year.  

Hans61

Gulfcoastguy said:

A coworker paid for his wife to get a boob job a few months before she divorced him. I told him that he should have got Lefty in the property settlement.

A couple of my buddies swear a wife getting implants is a prelude to divorce. 

Ozzie_Isaac

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Gulfcoastguy

Hans61 said:

Gulfcoastguy said:

A coworker paid for his wife to get a boob job a few months before she divorced him. I told him that he should have got Lefty in the property settlement.

A couple of my buddies swear a wife getting implants is a prelude to divorce. 

Well I had guessed that she was going to divorce him about two years before she did. No point in telling him what I thought, he never had a clue till she dropped the papers on him. Nothing that he did, she was just using him for financial support until she started making more money than he did. Not going into all of the details but karma ended up stomping on her big time.

DoubleEgger

Gulfcoastguy said:

Hans61 said:

Gulfcoastguy said:

A coworker paid for his wife to get a boob job a few months before she divorced him. I told him that he should have got Lefty in the property settlement.

A couple of my buddies swear a wife getting implants is a prelude to divorce. 

Well I had guessed that she was going to divorce him about two years before she did. No point in telling him what I thought, he never had a clue till she dropped the papers on him. Nothing that he did, she was just using him for financial support until she started making more money than he did. Not going into all of the details but karma ended up stomping on her big time.

That’s the typical scenario 

Ozzie_Isaac

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Ozzie_Isaac

...sorry, **** got real for a second.  I fixed it.

Acn

Gulfcoastguy said:

Hans61 said:

Gulfcoastguy said:

A coworker paid for his wife to get a boob job a few months before she divorced him. I told him that he should have got Lefty in the property settlement.

A couple of my buddies swear a wife getting implants is a prelude to divorce. 

Well I had guessed that she was going to divorce him about two years before she did. No point in telling him what I thought, he never had a clue till she dropped the papers on him. Nothing that he did, she was just using him for financial support until she started making more money than he did. Not going into all of the details but karma ended up stomping on her big time.

That’s why you’ve got to start out with a woman who outearns you.

bgebrent

And it wasn't me.  Not in my job description.

Gulfcoastguy

Hans61 said:

Gulfcoastguy said:

A coworker paid for his wife to get a boob job a few months before she divorced him. I told him that he should have got Lefty in the property settlement.

A couple of my buddies swear a wife getting implants is a prelude to divorce. 

Just like somebody getting the old car detailed means that it is looking for a new owner.