OT- What's the funniest thing you've "discovered" the next day after a night of one too many?

stv8r

Logged onto my computer tonight and saw a Google image search for baby sea turtles???  No memory whatsoever of that lol.

GrateEggspectations

People in my bed. 

dmchicago

GrateEggspectations said:

People in my bed. 

yeah....sorry about that...

stv8r

GrateEggspectations said:

People in my bed. 

lol that would be confusing

GrateEggspectations

Slightly OT, but funny story my coworker just told me. His friend was completely sloshed one night and decided to shower at his sister's townhouse. Turns out, he ended up one unit over, where the occupants awoke to a strange man in their basement shower and called the cops. Luckily, they didn't press charges. 

bucky925

My posts on this forum in the morning.  

DMW

Chocolate drool on my pillow.

Jupiter Jim

Way back in high school days Mom & Dad were out of town, I some how got in the shower with a lady friend! I remembered the getting in part when I woke up all alone under the cold water because the water heater was out of hot water! yea she had gone home what a bummer!

WeberWho

My friend lost his car in college. He had one too many beers before going to a party a few blocks down the road from his house on campus. He couldn't call the cops because he didn't know where he last parked it. My friend walked around for a week looking for his car with no luck. He called it a loss. One morning he was late to class and cut through the teacher parking lot to save time. Lo and behold he sees his Ford Probe in the parking lot with a windshield full of tickets!

GrateEggspectations

Jupiter Jim said:

Way back in high school days Mom & Dad were out of town, I some how got in the shower with a lady friend! I remembered the getting in part when I woke up all alone under the cold water because the water heater was out of hot water! yea she had gone home what a bummer!

This reminds me.... in high school, my friend, who lived at home with his folks, decided to take a bath after a wild night. He passed out in the tub with the water running and woke up to his mother screaming and pounding on the locked door after she discovered water leaking into the hallway from under the door. 

stv8r

Jupiter Jim said:

Way back in high school days Mom & Dad were out of town, I some how got in the shower with a lady friend! I remembered the getting in part when I woke up all alone under the cold water because the water heater was out of hot water! yea she had gone home what a bummer!

Damn I bet you have replayed that a few times in your head with a different ending!

Jupiter Jim

stv8r said:

Jupiter Jim said:

Way back in high school days Mom & Dad were out of town, I some how got in the shower with a lady friend! I remembered the getting in part when I woke up all alone under the cold water because the water heater was out of hot water! yea she had gone home what a bummer!

Damn I bet you have replayed that a few times in your head with a different ending!

Yes I did but she was around for a long time and all was good!

CanadianAnvil

Wasn't me but a.buddy of ours, we were out at a bar and this buddy was into it and thinking he was getting somewhere with this lady. 
We told him we'd leave the door unlocked and we left, starting our walk home. It the morning we found him on the couch, shirt pulled up over his head pant only on one leg and what not...
We then had a great idea, we went upstairs and told the grandmother of the guys who's house we were at that our other buddy (who's on the couch) that he'd had a very rough night and to be extra nice to him. 
We then went back down stairs and woke him up, saying in total disgust that he got it on with Grandma last night. 
He was so out of it and the way he woke up he was unsure, as soon as we went back upstairs grandma was all over him with how's my special man and what not...he bolted. We kept the joke going for half a week at school of his activity with Grandma before we gave in! 

Killit_and_Grillit

A pregnant wife. 

DoubleEgger

A stripper’s thong in my pocket. 

stv8r

CanadianAnvil said:

Wasn't me but a.buddy of ours, we were out at a bar and this buddy was into it and thinking he was getting somewhere with this lady. 
We told him we'd leave the door unlocked and we left, starting our walk home. It the morning we found him on the couch, shirt pulled up over his head pant only on one leg and what not...
We then had a great idea, we went upstairs and told the grandmother of the guys who's house we were at that our other buddy (who's on the couch) that he'd had a very rough night and to be extra nice to him. 
We then went back down stairs and woke him up, saying in total disgust that he got it on with Grandma last night. 
He was so out of it and the way he woke up he was unsure, as soon as we went back upstairs grandma was all over him with how's my special man and what not...he bolted. We kept the joke going for half a week at school of his activity with Grandma before we gave in! 

LOL Grandma for the win!  

Photo Egg

Killit_and_Grillit said:

A pregnant wife. 

As long as it was your wife...All good.

johnnyp

Wasn’t even drinking....

....but I slept walked and pissed in my wife’s underwear drawer when we were still dating in college.

she married me anyway, so I must have some redeeming quality. Unsure what it is though...

Killit_and_Grillit

We had a buddy in college that was a virgin his junior year...not by choice. Just a wreck around the ladies.

On junior spring break he got trashed and crawled in bed with a girl he had never met and couldn’t remember. Woke up, she was gone, and he thought she had taken his V card. 

Senior year I met a girl who was pregnant in one of my classes. My buddy and I paid her $100 each to call him and tell him she was that girl and wanted to meet. (Then I called his dad, explained, and he drove to knoxville to get in on the action)

They met at his apt and he had a melt down. Dad walked in. Woman was fake crying. He was glassy eyed. Dad was ranting about how excited his mom was gonna be to have a grandkid. 

It. Was. Glorious. Totally worth the punch in the crotch I received when he found out. 

stv8r

Killit_and_Grillit said:

We had a buddy in college that was a virgin his junior year...not by choice. Just a wreck around the ladies.

On junior spring break he got trashed and crawled in bed with a girl he had never met and couldn’t remember. Woke up, she was gone, and he thought she had taken his V card. 

Senior year I met a girl who was pregnant in one of my classes. My buddy and I paid her $100 each to call him and tell him she was that girl and wanted to meet. (Then I called his dad, explained, and he drove to knoxville to get in on the action)

They met at his apt and he had a melt down. Dad walked in. Woman was fake crying. He was glassy eyed. Dad was ranting about how excited his mom was gonna be to have a grandkid. 

It. Was. Glorious. Totally worth the punch in the crotch I received when he found out. 

Wow!  Epic!  lol

Botch

johnnyp said:

Wasn’t even drinking....

....but I slept walked and pissed in my wife’s underwear drawer when we were still dating in college.

she married me anyway, so I must have some redeeming quality. Unsure what it is though...

Now I'm gonna bust up laughing every single time I see your handle!  

Botch

For me, it was a snowbank.  In my dorm room.
Beautiful fall day, South Dakota State U, girls laying out in the commons, music cranking from everywhere, and I had my window wide open.  Don't remember what all happened that night, but I did make it to my room and crawl into bed.  
 
Was cold the next morning.  VERY cold.  So hung over I kept rolling over to keep warm, and shivered.  Finally swung out of bed (top bunk) and landed barefoot in a small snowdrift.  Early South Dakota snowstorm, window still wide open.  Thank goodness for large dormitory hot water heaters....   

nolaegghead

I don't have any such stories.

CTMike

nolaegghead said:

I don't have any such stories.

None that your willing to share anyhow. 

JohnInCarolina

CTMike said:

nolaegghead said:

I don't have any such stories.

None that your willing to share anyhow. 

More like none that he remembers.

JohnInCarolina

nolaegghead said:

I don't have any such stories.

nolaegghead

Ok, I'm lying.  The statute of limitation is over for most of them.  Maybe I'll list a few later.  

SaltySam

My buddy is a huge Browns fan.  At the time (2003) we were in Arizona, so we rarely got to see them on TV.  They played the Cardinals that day, so they made the local broadcast.  He said “We gotta celebrate! Every time they score we do a shot.”  I figured it was safe.  I mean...it’s the Browns.  They ended up winning 44-6.  We ran out of decent liquor, but kept drinking by mixing plastic jug vodka (Barton’s I think) with blue raspberry Koolaid.  We were too drunk to even walk to the gas station. 

I woke up Monday morning, in my closet, wearing a backwards golf shirt, using dirty laundry as a blanket.  
Took me a while to figure out I was actually in my own apartment.  

caliking

DMW said:

Chocolate drool on my pillow.

Far better than “chocolate drool” on the sheets. Which is a whole different problem.   

blasting

These are the internet musings that could prevent one from holding public office.  Of course, I have no such story.

Legume

caliking said:

DMW said:

Chocolate drool on my pillow.

Far better than “chocolate drool” on the sheets. Which is a whole different problem.