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OT - Commonly misused phrases - OT

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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    "FIFO"  @THEBuckeye
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    I love lamp..
  • theyolksonyou
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    I have a presentation tomorrow. A guy on the team continues to say "quadtriple". Even after we corrected him. 
  • jeffwit
    jeffwit Posts: 1,348
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    If you’re a nerd like me and this stuff interests you, read The Mother Tongue by Bill Bryson. Entertaining and informative. 
    Jefferson, GA
    XL BGE, MM, Things to flip meat over and stuff
    Wife, 3 kids, 5 dogs, 4 cats, 12 chickens, 2 goats, 2 pigs. 
    “Honey, we bought a farm.”
  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 15,494
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    I have a presentation tomorrow. A guy on the team continues to say "quadtriple". Even after we corrected him. 
    I've worked in the "nu-cu-lar" weapon industry for over a dozen years; don't get me started!  :perturbed:
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    Tin soldiers and Johnson's coming...


  • jeffwit
    jeffwit Posts: 1,348
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    In my business, I hear the term “lymph noids” fairly often. 
    Jefferson, GA
    XL BGE, MM, Things to flip meat over and stuff
    Wife, 3 kids, 5 dogs, 4 cats, 12 chickens, 2 goats, 2 pigs. 
    “Honey, we bought a farm.”
  • Fred19Flintstone
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    Limp Noid?  Is that like soggy pizza?

    Flint, Michigan
  • Lit
    Lit Posts: 9,053
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    Injection tools 
  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
    edited November 2017
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    jeffwit said:
    In my business, I hear the term “lymph noids” fairly often. 
    A buddy on Cardiac had an incident with "Home O2?", he's gay, cracked us up as newbies, when he thought she was referring to him when another nurse asked in report.

    O2 "stats" is another.

    My fatboy ridin' built like a brick sh!thouse foreman Big Kurt would say, "We're dug in like an Arkansas tick."  

    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 19,127
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    "Canadians" .... a friend used that term to describe topless women on the beach
    They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. That's against their interests. - George Carlin
  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 19,127
    edited November 2017
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    A coworker in a meeting: "I can't tell you to do it, I'm like a naked emperor"
    They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. That's against their interests. - George Carlin
  • tml1230
    tml1230 Posts: 237
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    I complimented a coworker once  that he looked and was dressed particularly sharp that morning.... He advised he was on his way to a promotional interview.  His exact quote was   " u gotta look impotent to be impotent"
    he didn't get the promotion.
    Sarasota Fl. and  Lake Toxaway N.C. (and Novembers on the island of Kauai) (and April in France.... Don't hate on me for that)
    BGE  medium and minimax
    HOW  BOUT THEM GATORS !
  • Fred19Flintstone
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    "Canadians" .... a friend used that term to describe topless women on the beach
    Nothing wrong about the usage of that word.  Back in the day, guys from metro Detroit would make our way to Windsor, Ontario for a bit of culture.  The Canadian Ballet.  For those that don't know, there's an abundance of stripper bars in the GWN.
    Flint, Michigan
  • gmac
    gmac Posts: 1,814
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    "Canadians" .... a friend used that term to describe topless women on the beach
    Nothing wrong about the usage of that word.  Back in the day, guys from metro Detroit would make our way to Windsor, Ontario for a bit of culture.  The Canadian Ballet.  For those that don't know, there's an abundance of stripper bars in the GWN.
    Drive by them all the time. Should stop one day but I need to save my money for charcoal. 
    Mt Elgin Ontario - just a Large.
  • Elijah
    Elijah Posts: 689
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    Six of one half. A dozen of the other.
  • thetrim
    thetrim Posts: 11,357
    edited November 2017
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    Recent conversation at the Burger King drive thru:

    Me: can I please have a sausage and egg biscuit?
    BK speaker: Sorry, we ain't got no biscuits!
    Me. Great, so you have plenty of biscuits.  
    BK speaker: Huh?
    Me: nevermind (as i drive away not interested in. Crossanwich w a luigi on it)
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    XL 6/06, Mini 6/12, L 10/12, Mini #2 12/14 MiniMax 3/16 Large #2 11/20 Legacy from my FIL - RIP
    Tampa Bay, FL
    EIB 6 Oct 95
  • GrillSgt
    GrillSgt Posts: 2,507
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    Reign yourselves in and tow the line. 
  • westernbbq
    westernbbq Posts: 2,490
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    Close proximity


  • Gym
    Gym Posts: 366
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    De-thaw the meat
  • Acn
    Acn Posts: 4,424
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    gmac said:
    "Canadians" .... a friend used that term to describe topless women on the beach
    Nothing wrong about the usage of that word.  Back in the day, guys from metro Detroit would make our way to Windsor, Ontario for a bit of culture.  The Canadian Ballet.  For those that don't know, there's an abundance of stripper bars in the GWN.
    Drive by them all the time. Should stop one day but I need to save my money for charcoal. 
    That’s why it is great going from the states.  We’d drive to Montreal at least once a month when I was in college.  Drinking age was only 18, and with the exchange rate, it was always half-price beers and the girls would flock to the guys tipping with US dollars.

    LBGE

    Pikesville, MD

  • GATraveller
    GATraveller Posts: 8,207
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    My mother-in-law likes to say someone is "all in a twat" when they're angry.  =)

    I'll never correct her.

    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."

                                                                                  -Umberto Eco

    2 Large
    Peachtree Corners, GA
  • SmartyPantz
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    Taxation is theft! Put that in your pipe and smoke it!
    When do y'all teach me the secret handshake?
    XL BGE, 36" Blackstone, and a Wah Wah pedal
    Williamsburg, VA
  • saluki2007
    saluki2007 Posts: 6,354
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    Image result for moo point

    Large and Small BGE
    Central, IL

  • TN_Egger
    TN_Egger Posts: 1,120
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    Image result for moo point

    kinda like a mute point?
    Signal Mountain, TN
  • Hans61
    Hans61 Posts: 3,901
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    I still say “tape it” when referring to recording DVR :-)
    “There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.”
    Coach Finstock Teen Wolf
  • berndcrisp
    berndcrisp Posts: 1,166
    edited November 2017
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    thetrim said:
    Recent conversation at the Burger King drive thru:

    Me: can I please have a sausage and egg biscuit?
    BK speaker: Sorry, we ain't got no biscuits!
    Me. Great, so you have plenty of biscuits.  
    BK speaker: Huh?
    Me: nevermind (as i drive away not interested in. Crossanwich w a luigi on it)
    Ahhh yes, the 'double negative' gets them every time. They did not pay attention in 4th grade, but I did.
    Hood Stars, Wrist Crowns and Obsession Dobs!


  • 1voyager
    1voyager Posts: 1,157
    edited November 2017
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    From sports announcer Joe Buck and many others:

    Quarterback throws long ball toward the end zone. The receiver looks like he is outrunning the defensive backs and should catch the long pass for a TD.

    "He's going for the home run!!"

    Huh?


    Large Egg, PGS A40 gasser.
  • RajunCajun
    RajunCajun Posts: 1,035
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    Butt naked....buck naked.....naked is naked!
    The problem with a problem is that you don't know it's a problem until it's a problem, and that is a big problem.
    Holding the company together with three spreadsheets and two cans connected by a long piece of string.
  • JethroVA
    JethroVA Posts: 1,251
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    @RajunCajun there's a big difference between naked ( a lack of clothing) and nekkid (a lack of clothing and you're up to something).  E.g., she was naked for her massage. They were nekkid after the party and heading for the hot tub. 
    Richmond and Mathews County, VA. Large BGE, Weber gas, little Weber charcoal. Vintage ManGrates. Little reddish portable kamado that shall remain nameless here.  Very Extremely Stable Genius. 
  • JethroVA
    JethroVA Posts: 1,251
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    @theyolksonyou she is so totally serious when she says these things which makes it even funnier.  @fred19flintstone licking his own @ss is a combo of licking his wounds and beating his own @ss.  Meaning, he's wounded and feeling guilty for his actions.  Sh!t or get off the fan is sofa king funny I'm thinking of making tee shirts.  The visual is quite... umm... needs no other description. 
    Richmond and Mathews County, VA. Large BGE, Weber gas, little Weber charcoal. Vintage ManGrates. Little reddish portable kamado that shall remain nameless here.  Very Extremely Stable Genius. 
  • Fred19Flintstone
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    I'm down for a shirt!
    Flint, Michigan