OT - Commonly misused phrases - OT

Rascal

Rascal said:

I'm gonna marinate on all this over a cup of espresso...

Oops... shoulda been expresso~~~

GrateEggspectations

Supposebly, this is a great thread. 

GrateEggspectations

Supposebly, this is a great thread.

vb4677

For all intensive purposes, for people who talk like this, theiyr're wrong as Donkey Kong.

stonewh

Raked over at Kohls

DoubleEgger

$1000 tin can 

blasting

I'm gonna BBQ a steak.

Lit

Dethaw 

Fred19Flintstone

Being a real estate appraiser, I chuckle when people pronounce "asphalt" with an extra H that isn't there.  They say "ashphalt."

bgebrent

Db's assemble.

Gulfcoastguy

Fred19Flintstone said:

Being a real estate appraiser, I chuckle when people pronounce "asphalt" with an extra H that isn't there.  They say "ashphalt."

One of the people that I supervised used “assfault” in his daily work report. 

Hans61

DoubleEgger said:

$1000 tin can 

westernbbq

I think it was jamal washburn who was quoted as saying " I can drive to the hoop with my right and my left, thats because im amphibious!

caliking

Conversate. What we do here.

TN_Egger

tin foil

JethroVA

My beautiful wife loves to mix metaphors and make word salads, so much that I have kept a diary of them.  Here are the top entries… (I am not making this up; these are things she has said over the years)

He's got it in the hat.  

Breathing down my throat

Licking his own @ss

Hold your jets on.  

Breaking down the hatches

Don’t mess with Mama rooster

I'm on her like rice 

Gotta get him to drink the coffee

Don’t throw a cow

Not the sharpest tack on the wall

7:30 on the spot

And the #1 People’s Choice Award…

Sh!t or get off the fan. 

Whenever I need to give myself a chuckle, I just pull out the iPhone and read this list.

kl8ton

Hot water heater

StillH2OEgger

Seems most on here really drink like a chimney and smoke like a fish.

theyolksonyou

@jethrova I'm dying. I'm sitting in a practice session for a major presentation and chuckling. Trying to be quiet. 

Roebuck

Do you mind/Would you mind helping me with this?

If you don't mind, the answer is NO - not yes, or yea sure!

Do you mind....no, not at all...I DON'T MIND!

Wolfie51sb

Join this site and soon you'll be stopping at the ATM machine on a daily basis.

Fred19Flintstone

@JethroVA - That's hilarious!   I want to press like for each of them!  Since I'm usually impatient,  my favorite has to be "Sh!t or get off the fan."  Honorable mention to "He's licking his own @ss."  I'm not sure what she means, but it's funny.

Gulfcoastguy

"He inferred to his boss tha Kamoda Joes bite."  To give a hint to some one, you imply. When you understand the hint, you've inferred.

Botch

One colonel called our Munitions detachment "a self-licking ice cream cone".  We have no idea what that means.  

EggHill

Half a$$ job spoken as half-fast job only ever heard that one once and I laughed my half a$$ off.

Legume

Botch said:

One colonel called our Munitions detachment "a self-licking ice cream cone".  We have no idea what that means.  

That’s funny.  Is that good - like it’s autonomous?  Or is that bad, because what use is an ice cream cone that licks itself.  I’m guessing the second.

AintEZbeingme

Gulfcoastguy said:

Fred19Flintstone said:

Being a real estate appraiser, I chuckle when people pronounce "asphalt" with an extra H that isn't there.  They say "ashphalt."

One of the people that I supervised used “assfault” in his daily work report. 

Is that "assfault" akin to an offensive lineman whose man has just planted the QB?

DoubleEgger

Wolfie51sb said:

Join this site and soon you'll be stopping at the ATM machine on a daily basis.

That lasts only a short time. You'll soon realize you don't need 2/3 of the accessories you've bought. 

fishlessman

ATM"machine" 

Kayak

A coworker likes to remark how he "can't phantom that" whenever he doesn't understand something. That phantom gets a lot of action.