OT - Hey Apple!

Kcheves

I DEMAND that you ‘flip the switch’ on the secret FM receiver hidden in my iPhone.

http://transition.fcc.gov/Daily_Releases/Daily_Business/2017/db0928/DOC-346949A1.pdf

Woodchunk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd5i-53r02k

Spaightlabs

https://www.neowin.net/news/apples-response-to-fcc-iphone-7-and-8-have-no-fm-chips

GATraveller

I assumed this would be directed at @henapple
Not the case at all.

lkapigian

GATraveller said:

I assumed this would be directed at @henapple
Not the case at all.

Ha, I did as well....Click Bait

NPHuskerFL

Baited. Well played. 

Botch

Q:  How do you milk a sheep?
 
 
 
 
A:  Release a new iPhone and charge $1,000 for it.  

Spaightlabs

Botch said:

Q:  How do you milk a sheep?
 
 
 
 
A:  Release a new iPhone and charge $1,000 for it.  

What's that new Galaxy 8 fire starter go for?

shtgunal3

Botch said:

Q:  How do you milk a sheep?
 
 
 
 
A: you'll have to ask @henapple

Spaightlabs

duplicado.  Lo siento.

SGH

Botch said:

Q:  How do you milk a sheep?
 
 A: Gently pull on its teats while massaging its udder. Here is a little known fact to most people. Sheep are notorious for pooping in your catch vat. To avoid this, you keep a sharp eye on its anus. When you see it "pucker", move your milk vat because it's fixing to poop. This is not a joke or an attempt at anal humor. It's simply a fact. 
 

Botch

Spaightlabs said:

Botch said:

Q:  How do you milk a sheep?
 
 
 
 
A:  Release a new iPhone and charge $1,000 for it.  

What's that new Galaxy 8 fire starter go for?

Dunno, I have a $40 LG through Tracfone that I pay $99/year for service (that's per year, not month).  
I do have three Apple computers and think they're worth every penny; the phones, hell no.