OT...Darwin Award Winner?

Hungry Joe

Unfortunately there are sooo many nominees. 

Road rage...

dmchicago

http://darwinawards.com/

HeavyG

GATraveller said:

HeavyG said:

Did he try to shove his thumb up its butt?

Don't get drunk around this guy!?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fynWOio9jBo

JohnInCarolina

dmchicago said:

http://darwinawards.com/

  "In a fight between shrapnel and an empty skull, shrapnel wins." 

LMAO

dmchicago

JohnInCarolina said:

dmchicago said:

http://darwinawards.com/

  "In a fight between shrapnel and an empty skull, shrapnel wins." 

LMAO

Right?

dmchicago

 Masturbator Meets Hard End  
2016 Darwin Award Winner
Confirmed True by Darwin

It was not traffic he was trying to beat... (22 January 2016, Michigan) Referred to as a "distracted driver," Clifford Ray Jones, 58, was driving without pants -- without seatbelt -- and with a porno flick screening on his mobile device. Add a wide-open sunroof on a cold winter Sunday, and you have a recipe for disaster. He should have kept his hands on the wheel instead of the stick. In the wee hours (at 3:40am) Clifford's Toyota went out of control on the onramp to I-75, rolled, and crashed, ejaculating our hero through the sunroof in a spectacular climax to his life. Come and gone, Clifford and his beloved wanky will be fondly remembered in our archives.

dmchicago

because anus

2007 Darwin Award Winner
Confirmed True by Darwin

Do you really want to know about The Enema Within? (21 May 2004, Texas) Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor, well, rectally. His wife said he was "addicted to enemas" and often used alcohol in this manner. The result was the same: inebriation. The machine shop owner couldn't imbibe alcohol by mouth due to a painful throat ailment, so he elected to receive his favourite beverage via enema. And tonight, Michael was in for one hell of a party. Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces, right up the old address! When the rest of us have had enough, we either stop drinking or pass out. When Michael had had enough (and subsequently passed out) the alcohol remaining in his rectal cavity continued to be absorbed. The next morning, Michael was dead. The 58-year-old did a pretty good job of embalming himself. According to toxicology reports, his blood alcohol level was 0.47%. In order to qualify for a Darwin Award, a person must remove himself from the gene pool via an "astounding misapplication of judgment." Three litres of sherry up the butt can only be described as astounding. Unsurprisingly, his neighbors said they were surprised to learn of the incident.

thetrim

Photo Egg said:

thetrim said:

I fell off a ladder during Hurricane Irma prep.  I survived, but have been told I am the leader in the clubhouse for our 'hoods award

That's not a joking matter. Glad you are ok.
Few years ago, a couple we know who are avid "fix it up people" both did MAJOR damage to themselves in 2 different accidents off a ladder.
I don't seem to bounce off the ground any more like I used too.

I will say the fall wasn't that big of a deal, but the sudden stop busted me up pretty good like.

YukonRon

Do you think it is by circumstance, the Darwin Awards site offers flammable BBQ aprons for sale to generate income?
Me neither. Bought two, just in case.