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OT - Any good jokes?

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  • SciAggie
    SciAggie Posts: 6,481
    Did hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?
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    If I need to add it - he's still alive.... 
    Coleman, Texas
    Large BGE & Mini Max for the wok. A few old camp Dutch ovens and a wood fired oven. LSG 24” cabinet offset smoker. There are a few paella pans and a Patagonia cross in the barn. A curing chamber for bacterial transformation of meats...
    "Bourbon slushies. Sure you can cook on the BGE without them, but why would you?"
                                                                                                                          YukonRon
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  • thetrim
    thetrim Posts: 11,375
    I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.  I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.
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    XL 6/06, Mini 6/12, L 10/12, Mini #2 12/14 MiniMax 3/16 Large #2 11/20 Legacy from my FIL - RIP
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  • tarheelmatt
    tarheelmatt Posts: 9,867
    So this guy named Brent goes to the doctor for an annual check up.  

    Brent asks where do I place my pants? 

    Doctor says, right over there by mine.  

    Brent wasn't expecting that one.  

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    During the same visit, Brent experiences something different. 

    Dr says - Brent, it's perfectly fine to have an erection during this prostate exam.  

    Brent says - Doc, I don't have an erection.  

    Dr. says - I know, but I do. 

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  • blasting
    blasting Posts: 6,262

    A husband clutches his wife's hand as they sit across the desk from her provider.

    The provider informs the couple that unfortunatly he has found a lump in her breast.  

    The husband is incensed "but you're her dentist!"

    Phoenix 
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  • Yo_EGGcellency
    Yo_EGGcellency Posts: 44
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 32,519
    Why did the chicken cross the road?


    To prove to the skunk that it could be done.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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  • lkapigian
    lkapigian Posts: 11,120
    edited August 2017
    tarheelmatt said:
    So this guy named Brent goes to the doctor for an annual check up.  

    Brent asks where do I place my pants? 

    Doctor says, right over there by mine.  

    Brent wasn't expecting that one.  

    -----------------------------------------------

    During the same visit, Brent experiences something different. 

    Dr says - Brent, it's perfectly fine to have an erection during this prostate exam.  

    Brent says - Doc, I don't have an erection.  

    Dr. says - I know, but I do. 


    Then the Dr. Says "don't worry, it is quite normal to get an erection during this procedure" Brent says "I don't have an erection" the Dr. Says " I wasn't talking about you"
    Visalia, Ca @lkapigian
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  • texaswig
    texaswig Posts: 2,682
    A man walked into a bar and sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say “nice tie!” Looking around, he noticed that the bar was empty except for himself and the bartender at the end of the bar. A few sips later the voice said “beautiful shirt“.
    At this, the man called the bartender over. “Hey…I must be losing my mind,” he told the bartender. “I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and there’s not a soul in here but us.”
    “It’s the peanuts,” answered the bartender.
    “Say what?”
    “You heard me,” said the barkeep. “It’s the peanuts … they’re complimentary.“

    2-XLs ,MM,blackstone,Ooni koda 16,R&V works 8.5 gallon fryer,express smoker and 40" smoking cajun 

    scott 
    Greenville Tx
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  • thetrim
    thetrim Posts: 11,375
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to the idiot's house.

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    The chicken.
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    XL 6/06, Mini 6/12, L 10/12, Mini #2 12/14 MiniMax 3/16 Large #2 11/20 Legacy from my FIL - RIP
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  • billt01
    billt01 Posts: 1,716
    Man and wife were watching a TV program about emotions and how men can be conflicted on how to feel when having certain conversations.

    The doctor on the show stated that a man could feel happiness and sadness at the same time.

    The husband watching the show exclaimed, "That is just stupid!"

    The wife quipped, "Nope!, I can do it right now!"

    The husband stated "Well, go ahead then."

    The wife said "Out of all your friends, your member is the biggest."

    The husband sat there for a minute on the couch, turned his head, and just uttered "Huh!"
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     XLBGE / Stumps Baby XL / Couple of Stokers (Gen 1 and Gen 3) / Blackstone 36 / Maxey 3x5 water pan hog cooker
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    Fat Willies BBQ
    Ola, Ga

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  • tarheelmatt
    tarheelmatt Posts: 9,867
    edited October 2017
    Thanks to @henapple via Facebook.  Not a joke but is...

    https://youtu.be/ChdOmIb2_Us

    https://youtu.be/ChdOmIb2_Us
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  • billt01
    billt01 Posts: 1,716
    tarheelmatt said:
    Thanks to @henapple via Facebook.  Not a joke but is...

    https://youtu.be/ChdOmIb2_Us

    https://youtu.be/ChdOmIb2_Us
    This IS EPIC!!

    How he maintains a straight face throughout this video is beyond me!
    Have:
     XLBGE / Stumps Baby XL / Couple of Stokers (Gen 1 and Gen 3) / Blackstone 36 / Maxey 3x5 water pan hog cooker
    Had:
    LBGE / Lang 60D / Cookshack SM150 / Stumps Stretch / Stumps Baby

    Fat Willies BBQ
    Ola, Ga

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  • tarheelmatt
    tarheelmatt Posts: 9,867
    I need to get one of those mil spec butter knives.  
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  • Dobie
    Dobie Posts: 3,448
    LMAO!!
    Jacksonville FL
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  • jabam
    jabam Posts: 1,829
    Central Valley CA     One large egg One chocolate lab "Halle" two chiuahuas "Skittles and PeeWee"
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  • GATraveller
    GATraveller Posts: 8,207
    What's the most used pick up line in a gay bar?

    "Mind if I push your stool in?"

    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."
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