Meat Tornado: My Greatest Creation

Killit_and_Grillit

For those of you that watch Parks and Recreation...you know about Ron Swanson and the Meat Tornado. 

Today...I brought it to life. 

My brother in law got his orders to be discharged from the Air Force and it's my sister's birthday so here was our epic journey. 

Meat Tornado:
-Chopped Brisket
-Bacon
-Pulled Pork
-Hattie B's hot chicken @DoubleEgger you're welcome
-jalapeño kielbasa
-smoked Gouda beer cheese
-peach BBQ sauce
-avocado (due to its high fat content. It's basically natures butter)
-Grilled tortilla
-raised direct grilled chicken wings

Served on a bed of Moink balls coated in apple jelly and Blues Hog BBQ with a side of smash cheeseburger slider with Gator pickles and spicy mustard.  Pickles courtesy of @Possumtrot

Served with a pitcher of beer. Eaten with a Noveske Battlespork. 

Prepare to 'Merica. 

Photo Egg

You are a truly sick man and need help. Please FedEx me a tornado....lol

DMW

Oh hells yes

g8golfer

Oh wow that's meat heaven. Please invite me to the next one 

Biggreenpharmacist

Holy sh!t. My hero!  When we finally get together its probably gonna be a paradox which causes a chain reaction which unravels the very fabric of the space-time continuum and destroys the entire universe. 

Foghorn

You are my hero. And my brother from another mother. And my doppelgänger.

I'm pretty sure you could have done without the green stuff. But I digress. 

Legume

That looks ridiculously amazing, despite the covfefe.

WeberWho

I like how you roll!

pgprescott

Bravo!

Jcl5150

Oh, the humanity!

SmokeyPitt

JohnnyTarheel

Outstanding!!!! 

The_Stache

WOOOOHOOO! Excellent... ( I may have to help you improve your taste in beers though)

Killit_and_Grillit

@The_Stache oh I don't drink that $hit. That's my BILs liquid of choice. Since it was his feast I let it slide. 

@Foghorn my sister put in the avocado as a joke from some skit Jim Gaffigan did that totally sounded like something that would have come out of my BILs mouth. Something to the effect of "avocado should legally be changed to a dairy product. Nothing from the produce section tastes that good"

it actually helped as a nice "half time" marker. 

blasting

You win.  

Foghorn

Killit_and_Grillit said:

@The_Stache oh I don't drink that $hit. That's my BILs liquid of choice. Since it was his feast I let it slide. 

@Foghorn my sister put in the avocado as a joke from some skit Jim Gaffigan did that totally sounded like something that would have come out of my BILs mouth. Something to the effect of "avocado should legally be changed to a dairy product. Nothing from the produce section tastes that good"

it actually helped as a nice "half time" marker. 

That makes some sense.  Great execution of a great idea. 

Spaightlabs

F5!

caliking

You sir, win the internet.

saluki2007

That. Is. Epic. 

YEMTrey

"Prepare to 'Merica"  literally made me lol. 

The Cen-Tex Smoker

Austin Egghead

Sir, You are da cooking man..

blind99

Incredible! I bet the meat sweats were intense. 

StillH2OEgger

It's a whole new meat delivery system. You are a good idea machine, my friend!

Killit_and_Grillit

@blind99 my BIL texted me this morning and said his sheets smelled like bacon this morning. 

@Spaightlabs yeah if this ends up as a food truck item I am stealing that name. 

@The Cen-Tex Smoker sparklers! Dangit!  I knew there was something I forgot. Next time. 

jonnymack

Oh my! So much 'Merica it defies description. 

Killit_and_Grillit

My brother in law just texted me and reminded me that on this day, in 2017, we created the Unofficial National Holiday deemed "Meat Tornado Day".

Enjoy the day, gents. Do it irresponsibly. 

Spaightlabs

This thread is worth bringing back to the top!

PS - does the Noveske battlespork have a picatinny rail?  If I can mount a laser and a tactical light on it that would make it more suited to my needs.

johnnyp

You asked "could we", but never stopped to ask "should we".

Happy Meat Tornado Day, brother

Killit_and_Grillit

Spaightlabs said:

This thread is worth bringing back to the top!

PS - does the Noveske battlespork have a picatinny rail?  If I can mount a laser and a tactical light on it that would make it more suited to my needs.

@Spaightlabs no unfortunately it does not. At least it's not all "key mod"ded out. 

Those Battle Sporks started in our family as a joke and now have become family tradition. I think we have 3 of the like 100 or so they made. Can't have Christmas dinner without them.

thetrim

That's a pretty nice anniversary to celebrate.  I didn't know @Possumtrot had pickels.