OT - What's That About Santa?

YEMTrey

nolaegghead said:

I believe in Jesus Christ, ruler of man, and omnipotent being that completely spies on our every thought-crime and action, even when we do "the things". He has nothing better to do or everything better to do because he's a BMF that sees and smells all!!! than make sure we follow the moral standards set forth in his manifesto better known to mortals as the BIBLE.  Santa is a false prophet, and should be treated as such.  Eyeballs, or some kind of balls, ripped from him and his shame from all of the mighty holy one's wrath smited upon him (umm...or something equally horrible).  In other words, he (santa) is everything that is evil about the world of man, and I poop upon this materialistic, un-god-like behavior.  If you encourage this Satan, I mean Santa worship, thou shalt bring upon thee the rain of wrath that omnipotence can, ummm, wraith, uhh fall down upon...no STRIKE, I mean STIKE, I (Im dyslexic) BAD STUFF!!!!.  Or something terrible that sucks.   End of rant.

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Thanks for coming back and posting again @nolaegghead .

nolaegghead

I believe in every single word of stuff I don't write.

Dobie

theyolksonyou said:

The timing's not the only thing that has been sucky. 

Fred19Flintstone

YEMTrey said:

nolaegghead said:

I believe in Jesus Christ, ruler of man, and omnipotent being that completely spies on our every thought-crime and action, even when we do "the things". He has nothing better to do or everything better to do because he's a BMF that sees and smells all!!! than make sure we follow the moral standards set forth in his manifesto better known to mortals as the BIBLE.  Santa is a false prophet, and should be treated as such.  Eyeballs, or some kind of balls, ripped from him and his shame from all of the mighty holy one's wrath smited upon him (umm...or something equally horrible).  In other words, he (santa) is everything that is evil about the world of man, and I poop upon this materialistic, un-god-like behavior.  If you encourage this Satan, I mean Santa worship, thou shalt bring upon thee the rain of wrath that omnipotence can, ummm, wraith, uhh fall down upon...no STRIKE, I mean STIKE, I (Im dyslexic) BAD STUFF!!!!.  Or something terrible that sucks.   End of rant.

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Thanks for coming back and posting again @nolaegghead .

Really?  When Nola ain't talking about food, he is stale and predictable.  POV#1: Believing in Jesus Christ is stupid.  POV#2: If you don't believe in liberal policy, you're a moron.

JohnInCarolina

nolaegghead

Fred19Flintstone said:

YEMTrey said:

nolaegghead said:

I believe in Jesus Christ, ruler of man, and omnipotent being that completely spies on our every thought-crime and action, even when we do "the things". He has nothing better to do or everything better to do because he's a BMF that sees and smells all!!! than make sure we follow the moral standards set forth in his manifesto better known to mortals as the BIBLE.  Santa is a false prophet, and should be treated as such.  Eyeballs, or some kind of balls, ripped from him and his shame from all of the mighty holy one's wrath smited upon him (umm...or something equally horrible).  In other words, he (santa) is everything that is evil about the world of man, and I poop upon this materialistic, un-god-like behavior.  If you encourage this Satan, I mean Santa worship, thou shalt bring upon thee the rain of wrath that omnipotence can, ummm, wraith, uhh fall down upon...no STRIKE, I mean STIKE, I (Im dyslexic) BAD STUFF!!!!.  Or something terrible that sucks.   End of rant.

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Thanks for coming back and posting again @nolaegghead .

Really?  When Nola ain't talking about food, he is stale and predictable.  POV#1: Believing in Jesus Christ is stupid.  POV#2: If you don't believe in liberal policy, you're a moron.

You wanna go to WAR BA-LA-KIE?!  I'll MOMMAFLIPPIN' GO TO WAR!!!!

Ps - I never said such things.

Fred19Flintstone

nolaegghead said:

Fred19Flintstone said:

YEMTrey said:

nolaegghead said:

I believe in Jesus Christ, ruler of man, and omnipotent being that completely spies on our every thought-crime and action, even when we do "the things". He has nothing better to do or everything better to do because he's a BMF that sees and smells all!!! than make sure we follow the moral standards set forth in his manifesto better known to mortals as the BIBLE.  Santa is a false prophet, and should be treated as such.  Eyeballs, or some kind of balls, ripped from him and his shame from all of the mighty holy one's wrath smited upon him (umm...or something equally horrible).  In other words, he (santa) is everything that is evil about the world of man, and I poop upon this materialistic, un-god-like behavior.  If you encourage this Satan, I mean Santa worship, thou shalt bring upon thee the rain of wrath that omnipotence can, ummm, wraith, uhh fall down upon...no STRIKE, I mean STIKE, I (Im dyslexic) BAD STUFF!!!!.  Or something terrible that sucks.   End of rant.

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Thanks for coming back and posting again @nolaegghead .

Really?  When Nola ain't talking about food, he is stale and predictable.  POV#1: Believing in Jesus Christ is stupid.  POV#2: If you don't believe in liberal policy, you're a moron.

You wanna go to WAR BA-LA-KIE?!  I'll MOMMAFLIPPIN' GO TO WAR!!!!

Ps - I never said such things.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!  I'm glad you're back man.

nolaegghead

Cavemen:  Conflating anachronistic concepts into modern BBQ forums as to compensate for modern ways that confuse and scare, but without being unfrozen, or lawyers.  Sad!

SGH

Fred19Flintstone said:

 POV#1: Believing in Jesus Christ is stupid.  POV#2: If you don't believe in liberal policy, you're a moron.

Brother Fred, I guess that makes me a stupid moron then. I certainly believe in Jesus Christ, but I wouldn't even wipe my a$$ with a liberal policy.  

nolaegghead

SGH said:

Fred19Flintstone said:

 POV#1: Believing in Jesus Christ is stupid.  POV#2: If you don't believe in liberal policy, you're a moron.

Brother Fred, I guess that makes me a stupid moron then. I certainly believe in Jesus Christ, but I wouldn't even wipe my a$$ with a liberal policy.  

Trust me when I say, respectfully, that no policy wants to be rubbed on your stanky ass, brother. 

Fred19Flintstone

Me too.  I'm a dyed in the wool stupid moron.  But I would wipe my a$$ with a liberal policy so as it could be useful for something.

nolaegghead

OHHHHH SNAP!  Good one Fred, and I mean it.

cheeaa

DMW said:

I just got this from my wife and I thought it appro pro to this thread.

She received this email from his 1st grade teacher:


We had to have this conversation with our older son when he was in kindergarten (he's 12 now), so I guess I should have expected it. I just wish parents would quit lying to their children and tell them that Santa is not an actual person who flies around the world tossing presents out based on how good you were or weren't.

As a believer of Christ myself I simply cannot understand how someone could tell their children that there is a being that tosses gifts down the chimney based on how good you are, only to find out later on that this was simply a fictional idea. However, you know that other person we told you about, Jesus, he is real, I really mean it, he's not pretend like Santa Claus, no, really believe me, I don't lie, except when I made up that thing about the fat guy in the red suit. Wait, what...I don't know, maybe nothing is real.

Tell the real story of Saint Nicholas, tell how Santa Claus is a representation, I don't care, but please, stop lying, so other parents don't have to teach their children not to tell the truth.

rant over, g'night 

Come on dude. I dont want to be one of those people who try to tell others how to raise their kids but damn. You know you could always just have raised good kids with jesus and not have to ruin a pretty great part of childhood for your kids. And also ruined it for other kids because you think youre better than everyone when it comes to santa. haha... 

Have you ever heard of any kid anywhere who got angry at their parents because they told them there was santa?

Of course your kids are ruining it for everyone. they're the only ones not enjoying christmas. 

JustineCaseyFeldown

Calendars, we have. Some of us are self employed though. 

Maybe I'll sleep in. 'Til noon

theyolksonyou

JustineCaseyFeldown said:

Calendars, we have. Some of us are self employed though. 

Maybe I'll sleep in. 'Til noon

I'm not self employed. I either turn it off, or suck it up for a day. Meh. 

Fred19Flintstone

I have a big meeting tomorrow.  Friday I'm working 1/2 a day and going to a Christmas party (read: boozing) in the afternoon.

DMW

cheeaa said:

DMW said:

I just got this from my wife and I thought it appro pro to this thread.

She received this email from his 1st grade teacher:


We had to have this conversation with our older son when he was in kindergarten (he's 12 now), so I guess I should have expected it. I just wish parents would quit lying to their children and tell them that Santa is not an actual person who flies around the world tossing presents out based on how good you were or weren't.

As a believer of Christ myself I simply cannot understand how someone could tell their children that there is a being that tosses gifts down the chimney based on how good you are, only to find out later on that this was simply a fictional idea. However, you know that other person we told you about, Jesus, he is real, I really mean it, he's not pretend like Santa Claus, no, really believe me, I don't lie, except when I made up that thing about the fat guy in the red suit. Wait, what...I don't know, maybe nothing is real.

Tell the real story of Saint Nicholas, tell how Santa Claus is a representation, I don't care, but please, stop lying, so other parents don't have to teach their children not to tell the truth.

rant over, g'night 

Come on dude. I dont want to be one of those people who try to tell others how to raise their kids but damn. You know you could always just have raised good kids with jesus and not have to ruin a pretty great part of childhood for your kids. And also ruined it for other kids because you think youre better than everyone when it comes to santa. haha... 

Have you ever heard of any kid anywhere who got angry at their parents because they told them there was santa?

Of course your kids are ruining it for everyone. they're the only ones not enjoying christmas. 

Nothing further to add aside from my kids do enjoy Christmas.

nolaegghead

cheeaa said:

DMW said:

I just got this from my wife and I thought it appro pro to this thread.

She received this email from his 1st grade teacher:


We had to have this conversation with our older son when he was in kindergarten (he's 12 now), so I guess I should have expected it. I just wish parents would quit lying to their children and tell them that Santa is not an actual person who flies around the world tossing presents out based on how good you were or weren't.

As a believer of Christ myself I simply cannot understand how someone could tell their children that there is a being that tosses gifts down the chimney based on how good you are, only to find out later on that this was simply a fictional idea. However, you know that other person we told you about, Jesus, he is real, I really mean it, he's not pretend like Santa Claus, no, really believe me, I don't lie, except when I made up that thing about the fat guy in the red suit. Wait, what...I don't know, maybe nothing is real.

Tell the real story of Saint Nicholas, tell how Santa Claus is a representation, I don't care, but please, stop lying, so other parents don't have to teach their children not to tell the truth.

rant over, g'night 

Come on dude. I dont want to be one of those people who try to tell others how to raise their kids but damn. You know you could always just have raised good kids with jesus and not have to ruin a pretty great part of childhood for your kids. And also ruined it for other kids because you think youre better than everyone when it comes to santa. haha... 

Have you ever heard of any kid anywhere who got angry at their parents because they told them there was santa?

Of course your kids are ruining it for everyone. they're the only ones not enjoying christmas. 

Simmer down now, chief.  We're talking about Santa Claus, no need to be one of those ugly parents at the t-ball game.

johnnyp

nolaegghead said:

respectfully

LOL

SaintJohnsEgger

OK Freddy, call the authorities and rat her out. Get her put on the no-fly list so she can visit again.