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Holy Clump
Focker
Posts: 8,364
Maybe I got a bad bottle....but c'mon guys, this stuff is terrible. It never wants to combine, no matter how much you mix? Like the ingredients are made to NOT be together, lol.
There are a few more clumps, same size, buried. Wonder if it's the garlic?
Can't believe I wasted my hard earned for this crap.

There are a few more clumps, same size, buried. Wonder if it's the garlic?
Can't believe I wasted my hard earned for this crap.

Brandon
Quad Cities
"If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."
"If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."
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I'm sure Matt will take care of you. It's not supposed to be that way. I have a bottle and it's not like that at all and I've had it a year (i make my own rub but wanted to try his to see if I was missing anything).
I do know Matt though and he's a real standup guy. I know he wouldn't want this out there with his name on it.
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Thanks CT, appreciate your input.The Cen-Tex Smoker said:I'm sure Matt will take care of you. It's not supposed to be that way. I have a bottle and it's not like that at all and I've had it a year (i make my own rub but wanted to try his to see if I was missing anything).
I do know Matt though and he's a real standup guy. I know he wouldn't want this out there with his name on it.
I agree 100%, I wouldn't either.BrandonQuad Cities
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Matt will address this. I've not had that problem.Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
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Good stuff. It looks like you got a bad batch. That's too bad."The pig is an amazing animal. You feed a pig an apple and it makes bacon. Let's see Michael Phelps do that" - Jim Gaffigan
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How does it taste?#1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February 2013 • #3 Mini May 2013A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
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Thanks guys.
All I get is pepper and garlic. The pepper really takes over from the start.caliking said:How does it taste?BrandonQuad Cities
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One reason I tend to make my own rubs as needed.
There are some good ones out there and I have bought several. But I enjoy making my own.Marshall in Beautiful Fruit Cove, FL.
MiniMax 04/17
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I've purchased a few bottles locally with no issues.
Could be that the seal was compromised from the start, letting moisture in.
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I usually go that route, but like to have some store bought on hand, in a pinch.SaintJohnsEgger said:One reason I tend to make my own rubs as needed.
There are some good ones out there and I have bought several. But I enjoy making my own.
I'm not a believer.
BrandonQuad Cities
"If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful." -
I could not tell the seal was compromised when opening. But, it had to have been. Or, they let a sh!tty batch out.jones2289 said:I've purchased a few bottles locally with no issues.
Could be that the seal was compromised from the start, letting moisture in.
BrandonQuad Cities
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Brutal. Dude, give them a chance to fix the problem.Richmond and Mathews County, VA. Large BGE, Weber gas, little Weber charcoal. Vintage ManGrates. Little reddish portable kamado that shall remain nameless here. Very Extremely Stable Genius.
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I'm good bud, I fixed it. That's what I do.JethroVA said:Brutal. Dude, give them a chance to fix the problem.BrandonQuad Cities
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Do you have a cat? It looks promising for that.
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I'm pretty sure every bottle of rub I've ever bought has been that way. Meat church, dizzy, etc.
I always shake them up, hit them on the counter a few times before using. Never really thought much about it.
Steve
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LMFAOEggcelsior said:Do you have a cat? It looks promising for that.BrandonQuad Cities
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I hear ya, and I know, but this was different.YEMTrey said:I'm pretty sure every bottle of rub I've ever bought has been that way. Meat church, dizzy, etc.
I always shake them up, hit them on the counter a few times before using. Never really thought much about it.
BrandonQuad Cities
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Opinions are like a$$holes. Most people have at least one.
That is a tad brutal. I've been quick to condemn some vendors in the past, and found that most in the BBQ world will do the right thing if folks are willing to give them a chance. Rockwood, Smokeware, Flame Boss are some of those guys.
We have a voice on the interwebz, and like many things, it can be used wisely.
Except for blow and hookers...#1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February 2013 • #3 Mini May 2013A happy BGE family in Houston, TX. -
It's inedible man. And my criteria for that is pretty loose.caliking said:Opinions are like a$$holes. Most people have at least one.
That is a tad brutal. I've been quick to condemn some vendors in the past, and found that most in the BBQ world will do the right thing if folks are willing to give them a chance. Rockwood, Smokeware, Flame Boss are some of those guys.
We have a voice on the interwebz, and like many things, it can be used wisely.
Except for blow and hookers...
Can't you tell??? Eggcelsior did.
Sometimes, ya gotta pull the plug. You know that.BrandonQuad Cities
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Just curious, why not let Matt make it right for you? Wouldn't that make you feel better than posting (bashing) on the internet to a crowd of people who have never had that issue?Snellville, GA
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I'm good. I don't expect a handout, and really don't want one, at this point. It was my Fock up, for buying it in the first place. I simply, won't buy, their product again. There are others that put out great ones...DP, Oakridge, Plowboys. If I got sh!t from them, which I haven't after many, I'd move along too.Eggdicted_Dawgfan said:Just curious, why not let Matt make it right for you? Wouldn't that make you feel better than posting (bashing) on the internet to a crowd of people who have never had that issue?BrandonQuad Cities
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Man aren't you glad you didn't get a bad green egg when you first got yours. Just think what you would be missing all these years.Snellville, GA
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Man, no company can put out 100% perfect. What makes a company good is how well they handle things when something like this happens. Most would even appreciate the feedback of problems. Giving MC a chance to make things right is a far cry from you expecting a handout. This is the first bad review I have seen on their rubs. My 6 or 7 bottles have been great. Their bottle size for the price also seems very good. Oakridge, by the way, has been one of my favs.Focker said:
I'm good. I don't expect a handout, and really don't want one, at this point. It was my Fock up, for buying it in the first place. I simply, won't buy, their product again. There are others that put out great ones...DP, Oakridge, Plowboys. If I got sh!t from them, which I haven't after many, I'd move along too.Eggdicted_Dawgfan said:Just curious, why not let Matt make it right for you? Wouldn't that make you feel better than posting (bashing) on the internet to a crowd of people who have never had that issue?
Thank you,DarianGalveston Texas -
@focker - much respect for you and your cooking talents but the trash can shot is a lil over the top until the company has a chance to fix the situation. Note: I've never used said rubs.-----------------------------------------analyze adapt overcome2008 -Large BGE. 2013- Small BGE and 2015 - Mini. Henderson, Ky.
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I have the same issue with that productFocker said:Maybe I got a bad bottle....but c'mon guys, this stuff is terrible. It never wants to combine, no matter how much you mix? Like the ingredients are made to NOT be together, lol.
There are a few more clumps, same size, buried. Wonder if it's the garlic?
Can't believe I wasted my hard earned for this crap.
Elkhorn, NE
1 large egg
28" Blackstone
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@MeatChurch sorry I can't let it go without at least giving the guy a shot. I know you won't (admittedly) like it but if nothing else you can get more satisfaction of throwing it in the trash (and probably reposting). Or even better yet send it off in the June exchange.Snellville, GA
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I've bought some rubs through the years, some much cheaper, like a $2 Trader Joe's BBQ rub, never one problem.Photo Egg said:
Man, no company can put out 100% perfect. What makes a company good is how well they handle things when something like this happens. Most would even appreciate the feedback of problems. Giving MC a chance to make things right is a far cry from you expecting a handout. This is the first bad review I have seen on their rubs. My 6 or 7 bottles have been great. Their bottle size for the price also seems very good. Oakridge, by the way, has been one of my favs.Focker said:
I'm good. I don't expect a handout, and really don't want one, at this point. It was my Fock up, for buying it in the first place. I simply, won't buy, their product again. There are others that put out great ones...DP, Oakridge, Plowboys. If I got sh!t from them, which I haven't after many, I'd move along too.Eggdicted_Dawgfan said:Just curious, why not let Matt make it right for you? Wouldn't that make you feel better than posting (bashing) on the internet to a crowd of people who have never had that issue?
Maybe I need to ship this to someone, so they can use it, for kitty litter.BrandonQuad Cities
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That's probably my favorite beef rub. Really peppery for sure. That said I have seen huge differences from bottle when looking at them on the shelf. They have a crap load of them at Roswell hardware and one day they had a batch that was clearly ground much finer than the others next to it and they were all labeled the same. The fine ground looked like it was half an inch less full due to being packed tighter so it was really visible. Seems like they may need to be more consistent. Overall like their rubs though.
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True. But I'm yet to throw anyone in the trash without giving them a chance.Focker said:
It's inedible man. And my criteria for that is pretty loose.caliking said:Opinions are like a$$holes. Most people have at least one.
That is a tad brutal. I've been quick to condemn some vendors in the past, and found that most in the BBQ world will do the right thing if folks are willing to give them a chance. Rockwood, Smokeware, Flame Boss are some of those guys.
We have a voice on the interwebz, and like many things, it can be used wisely.
Except for blow and hookers...
Can't you tell??? Eggcelsior did.
Sometimes, ya gotta pull the plug. You know that.#1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February 2013 • #3 Mini May 2013A happy BGE family in Houston, TX. -
Unfortunately, good to know I'm not the only one.ElkhornHusker said:
I have the same issue with that productFocker said:Maybe I got a bad bottle....but c'mon guys, this stuff is terrible. It never wants to combine, no matter how much you mix? Like the ingredients are made to NOT be together, lol.
There are a few more clumps, same size, buried. Wonder if it's the garlic?
Can't believe I wasted my hard earned for this crap.
BrandonQuad Cities
"If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful." -
First time seeing anything negative about meat church. That sucks man. I'm probably about at the point with my cooking to start mixing home made rubs.“There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.”
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