Butt Blast 2017 - April 22, 2017 - Save the Date

YukonRon

Nothing resembles that MM.

bgebrent

YukonRon said:

Nothing resembles that MM.

The Blob that Ate New York?

bgebrent

theyolksonyou said:

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JohnInCarolina said:

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Jupiter Jim said:

YukonRon said:

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northGAcock said:

Lord I hope the po po don't come this year and make us return the covert borrowed table. I scratched my leg. There was blood. 

John and I busted a nut, quit your whining already!  Nichole so sold that cop on the food offer he'll be back for more.  Susie even offered him a slushy!

My Beautiful Wife, means well, however the offer of a drunken brain freeze, could had us all looking like Otis behind bars in Mayberry.
That event, along with the bribing of food, could have turned out much different for us potential cell mates.
Life is a party. Good times.

How do we start a go fund us page for bail money? The po po are slow here in NC I'm sure with a year to think about us they will have figured out the alkeehall, probably take another year for them to figure out the KY petting zoo! After we are the home of Barney Fife.

Put JIC on it, he's probably related to Barney Fife

Barney who?  

A purple dinosaur that rather resembles your MM.

So a greasy dirty bastage 

Dirty nasty abused Eggs matter.

thetrim

BB is almost exactly as far from my house as Brisket Camp is.  @WhiteyQ

bgebrent

thetrim said:

BB is almost exactly as far from my house as Brisket Camp is.  @WhiteyQ

See you there brother.

Jupiter Jim

Johns MM is like a new boat, use it like every weekend for the first year and then it just sits and dies a slow death! someone alert the Hazmat Team! 

YukonRon

Jupiter Jim said:

Johns MM is like a new boat, use it like every weekend for the first year and then it just sits and dies a slow death! someone alert the Hazmat Team! 

I suppose, where he lives, there are laws that prevent a clean burn. At this point, however, it would be a danger to the community, and compromise the The Clean Air Act of 1970.

tarheelmatt

Now, I'm looking at this now from a different perspective here.  JIC is a smart guy, I'll say that.  Possibly, he lets his MM go to hell and will let others clean it for him when it brings it out.  

DoubleEgger

tarheelmatt said:

Now, I'm looking at this now from a different perspective here.  JIC is a smart guy, I'll say that.  Possibly, he lets his MM go to hell and will let others clean it for him when it brings it out.  

That's a page out of your playbook Matt. 

tarheelmatt

DoubleEgger said:

tarheelmatt said:

Now, I'm looking at this now from a different perspective here.  JIC is a smart guy, I'll say that.  Possibly, he lets his MM go to hell and will let others clean it for him when it brings it out.  

That's a page out of your playbook Matt. 

See there... There's always that one sucker that doesn't forget $hit.  

My junk was looking pretty bad too, I'll admit it.  

YukonRon

@tarheelmatt
What did you expect from a fellow member of the Debauchry Society? A pleasant "Good Morning"? Our brothers here, lead by example.
It is in the rules, can't change them.

DoubleEgger

@YukonRon You didn't see Matt's nasty ass eggs before Brent and I and a couple rolls of paper towels went to work. 

northGAcock

Don't know about you guys......but I will be having a Bloody Mary (or 3) while doing the unloading, set up and general formality's of zoo introductions, hugging, fist bumps, coping a feel, covert table move, watching Matt / Jim and others unload their eggs, ......as the debauchery kicks off. I will have the usual volume of mix for sharing, (pre-slushies of course).

bgebrent

northGAcock said:

Don't know about you guys......but I will be having a Bloody Mary (or 3) while doing the unloading, set up and general formality's of zoo introductions, hugging, fist bumps, coping a feel, covert table move, watching Matt / Jim and others unload their eggs, ......as the debauchery kicks off. I will have the usual volume of mix for sharing, (pre-slushies of course).

Wouldn't stand for you to be drinkin alone brother!

northGAcock

theyolksonyou said:

bgebrent said:

theyolksonyou said:

bgebrent said:

JohnInCarolina said:

bgebrent said:

Jupiter Jim said:

YukonRon said:

bgebrent said:

northGAcock said:

Lord I hope the po po don't come this year and make us return the covert borrowed table. I scratched my leg. There was blood. 

John and I busted a nut, quit your whining already!  Nichole so sold that cop on the food offer he'll be back for more.  Susie even offered him a slushy!

My Beautiful Wife, means well, however the offer of a drunken brain freeze, could had us all looking like Otis behind bars in Mayberry.
That event, along with the bribing of food, could have turned out much different for us potential cell mates.
Life is a party. Good times.

How do we start a go fund us page for bail money? The po po are slow here in NC I'm sure with a year to think about us they will have figured out the alkeehall, probably take another year for them to figure out the KY petting zoo! After we are the home of Barney Fife.

Put JIC on it, he's probably related to Barney Fife

Barney who?  

A purple dinosaur that rather resembles your MM.

So a greasy dirty bastage 

You're being kind!

I'm from the south...

I thought you were from NORTH Georgia?

YukonRon

bgebrent said:

northGAcock said:

Don't know about you guys......but I will be having a Bloody Mary (or 3) while doing the unloading, set up and general formality's of zoo introductions, hugging, fist bumps, coping a feel, covert table move, watching Matt / Jim and others unload their eggs, ......as the debauchery kicks off. I will have the usual volume of mix for sharing, (pre-slushies of course).

Wouldn't stand for you to be drinkin alone brother!

So says the Debauchry Society president and vice president.

Jupiter Jim

It's official KayNOcook and I are in for better or worse! Just made our reservations for camp site #25. The person I spoke with said all sites are open I said great we stayed in 23 last year and we liked it very much, oh crap the guys says that's the only site reserved already! So who stole our site? Robin you better be helping us unload our dirty eggs between gulps of bloody Mary's.....

theyolksonyou

@Jupiter Jim robin has @Dyal_SC do all his lifting. I've witnessed this first hand. 

Jupiter Jim

Robin the old Hippie in the Tie Dye shirt getting others to the lifting! he must work for the govment.

northGAcock

Jupiter Jim said:

Robin the old Hippie in the Tie Dye shirt getting others to the lifting! he must work for the govment.

You guys can't expect me to drive all they way up to North Carolina (the stepchild to the real Carolina).........make Bloody's for the team....and do work, can ya? I take my ques from @piney ....who's wife ran around all day working while he tended to social responsibility. Gonna see if I can pull that off with Ms Pattie. My new slogan....."I wanna be like Piney"

northGAcock

theyolksonyou said:

@Jupiter Jim robin has @Dyal_SC do all his lifting. I've witnessed this first hand. 

Are you kidding me....if he drives all the way up there....he will be too tired. You know how @Dyal_SC gets. 

bgebrent

YukonRon said:

bgebrent said:

northGAcock said:

Don't know about you guys......but I will be having a Bloody Mary (or 3) while doing the unloading, set up and general formality's of zoo introductions, hugging, fist bumps, coping a feel, covert table move, watching Matt / Jim and others unload their eggs, ......as the debauchery kicks off. I will have the usual volume of mix for sharing, (pre-slushies of course).

Wouldn't stand for you to be drinkin alone brother!

So says the Debauchry Society president and vice president.

So says the church group bourbon slushie wielding Prince of debauchery!

bgebrent

Paging @Thatgrimguy, @nolaegghead, @Eggcelsior, @NCSmoky...  @JethroVA, Clint?  Need y'all back for round 2!

JohnInCarolina

Pretty sure @nolaegghead and @Eggcelsior will be there.  Not sure about the rest.

tarheelmatt

What about @Jeremiah and @Dyal_SC? 

tarheelmatt

@Thatgrimguy ? I promise we will not have ice cream .  

bgebrent

tarheelmatt said:

@Thatgrimguy ? I promise we will not have ice cream .  

His rig made for Friday night and was so awesome Saturday.  Scott, you must show up!

Dyal_SC

@tarheelmatt, I just put it on the calendar. Hopefully life will calm down enough for me and SWMBO to make it there.   It's not far for us at all. 

northGAcock

Dyal_SC said:

@tarheelmatt, I just put it on the calendar. Hopefully life will calm down enough for me and SWMBO to make it there.   It's not far for us at all. 

@Dyal_SC You better drag your sorry butt there. You have plenty of time to rest up. @Jeremiah there is great campsites....and you are set for that. 

tarheelmatt

Dyal_SC said:

@tarheelmatt, I just put it on the calendar. Hopefully life will calm down enough for me and SWMBO to make it there.   It's not far for us at all. 

Plenty of time to clear the schedule between now and then.  I promise you will not be sorry for attending.  I'll be sure to tell the goat lovin boys (that's the Ken-tuck brothers) to settle down and act right when you're around.  

I think B-Rent called this foreplay with goats... Last years footage.