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A thread about nothing at all.

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theyolksonyou Posts: 18,459

July 2016

Sometimes I sit a drink....

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SGH Posts: 28,882

July 2016

Dobie said:

Sometimes I sit and think...
Sometimes I just sit....
Right now I'm just sitting....

This ^^^^^^^^^ reminds me of a poem I read on a $hit house wall many years ago. The poem was as follows:

Some come to sit and think....
Others come to ponder....
I come to $hit and stink.....
And fart like fukking thunder.....

Not a bad read when taking a grumpy.

Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.
Status- Standing by.
The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out.

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shtgunal3 Posts: 5,854

July 2016

Sometimes I sit, $hit, and think.....

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LBGE,SBGE, and a Mini makes three......Sweet home Alabama........ Stay thirsty my friends .
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DMW Posts: 13,833

July 2016

Here I sit all broken hearted
Had to $hit but only farted

They/Them
Morgantown, PA

XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer - PR72T - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE - BS SS36" Griddle - 2 Burner Gasser - Pellet Smoker
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Lit Posts: 9,053

July 2016

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SGH Posts: 28,882

July 2016

DMW said:

Here I sit all broken hearted
Had to $hit but only farted

Thought I had farted but to my dismay...
There was a big ole turd on the way....

Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.
Status- Standing by.
The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out.

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nolaegghead Posts: 42,109

July 2016

A shart is something when one expects nothing.

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I love lamp..
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DoubleEgger Posts: 17,983

July 2016

I thought this was a thread about what Hillary was doing the night of Benghazi.

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Turk2011 Posts: 65

July 2016

Crickets ................ Maybe .................... Nope nothing but white noise Oh

Swampeast , MO XL 2013 MM 2015
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Foghorn Posts: 10,051

July 2016

nolaegghead said:

A shart is something when one expects nothing.

A fart is not nothing.

XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle
San Antonio, TX
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caliking Posts: 18,887

July 2016

My favorite has always been the innominate artery

#1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February 2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
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Foghorn Posts: 10,051

July 2016

caliking said:

My favorite has always been the innominate artery

I'm more a fan of the vein. It can be ligated with impunity. Makes it more fitting for this thread.

XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle
San Antonio, TX
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nolaegghead Posts: 42,109

July 2016

Foghorn said:

nolaegghead said:

A shart is something when one expects nothing.

A fart is not nothing.

In context:

Something in an elevator
Nothing in the underwear
Somewhat embarrassing in your evening wear
A slight vibrato in your derriere.

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bgebrent Posts: 19,636

July 2016

The inominate artery is like the horse with no name, they both can make you anxious when they're bleeding.

Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
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bgebrent Posts: 19,636

July 2016

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Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
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nolaegghead Posts: 42,109

July 2016

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nolaegghead Posts: 42,109

July 2016

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bgebrent Posts: 19,636

July 2016

nolaegghead said:

Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
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July 2016

bgebrent said:

nolaegghead said:

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VANcouverEGG Posts: 173

July 2016

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nolabrew Posts: 246

July 2016

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July 2016

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ryantt Posts: 2,545

July 2016

nolabrew said:

What a shocker

XL BGE, KJ classic, Joe Jr, UDS x2

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ThrillSeeker Posts: 306

July 2016

Nothing to see here.

Large BGE - Medium BGE - Too many accessories to name
Antioch, TN
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DMW Posts: 13,833

July 2016 edited July 2016

They/Them
Morgantown, PA

XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer - PR72T - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE - BS SS36" Griddle - 2 Burner Gasser - Pellet Smoker
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FarmerTom Posts: 685

July 2016

Glad to see I haven't missed anything yet.

Tommy
Middle of Nowhere, Northern Kentucky
1 M, 1 XL, a BlackStone,1 old Webber, a Border Collie, a German Shepherd and 3 of her pups, and 2 Yorkies

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saluki2007 Posts: 6,354

July 2016

Large and Small BGE
Central, IL

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saluki2007 Posts: 6,354

July 2016

Large and Small BGE
Central, IL

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northGAcock Posts: 15,171

July 2016

theyolksonyou said:

I have to look up paradox. That's prolly something.

....and that is a mighty big & complex word for a young man from Kentucky to be using.

Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
Run me out in the cold rain and snow
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northGAcock Posts: 15,171

July 2016

Sea2Ski said:

I know I was not thinking of anything, otherwise it would have been something and something does not belong in the nothing thread.

You are way over thinking this....ha you guys have a great holiday weekend.

Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
Run me out in the cold rain and snow
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