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Haiku thread sunk
XL BGE, MM, Things to flip meat over and stuff
Wife, 3 kids, 5 dogs, 4 cats, 12 chickens, 2 goats, 2 pigs.
“Honey, we bought a farm.”
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My best work ever,
Stomped by the mad buffalo,
Broken, defeated._____________"Pro-Life" would be twenty students graduating from Sandy Hook next month
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Im sorry it sunk
Maybe scooting dog too much
Buffalo has struckFlint, Michigan -
Tune in next Friday,
For adult entertainment,
The Limerick Thread!
_____________"Pro-Life" would be twenty students graduating from Sandy Hook next month
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That should last a long time....Botch said:Tune in next Friday,
For adult entertainment,
The Limerick Thread!
Jefferson, GA
XL BGE, MM, Things to flip meat over and stuff
Wife, 3 kids, 5 dogs, 4 cats, 12 chickens, 2 goats, 2 pigs.
“Honey, we bought a farm.” -
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Near Biloxi there once was a man
Whose appetite was as big as Wig's van
To his units' delight, he handled his meat all night
Ending up nekkid and drunk on the can -
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Donald Trump"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike -
@legume you win!
the haiku thread was my fav
oh well
limericks seem a lot harder but maybe beer will helpChicago, IL - Large and Small BGE - Weber Gasser and Kettle -
Hillary Clinton
Taking cash for influence
Her husband's a doucheFlint, Michigan -
I haven't even gotten to a yard work beer yet. No way this makes it to tonight.
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I think this will be the first thread I've started that will get buffaloed. Couldn't be prouder...Jefferson, GA
XL BGE, MM, Things to flip meat over and stuff
Wife, 3 kids, 5 dogs, 4 cats, 12 chickens, 2 goats, 2 pigs.
“Honey, we bought a farm.” -
Proud you must feel nowjeffwit said:I think this will be the first thread I've started that will get buffaloed. Couldn't be prouder...
Haikus with genital jokes
Long live buffaloXXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle
San Antonio, TX
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I suck at haikus
Random unrelated thoughts
And I'm still soberXXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle
San Antonio, TX
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i wrote a poem
for all of my egghead friends
it got sunk, disgrace -
That's what I'm talking about. That's a great haiku! Strong workSpaightlabs said:i wrote a poem
for all of my egghead friends
it got sunk, disgraceXXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle
San Antonio, TX
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I needed to check
If the buffalo has struck
Hope the coast is clear.Flint, Michigan -
The coast is clear
at least for now it is clear
i am hungry now -
Moved my Mom today
Lifted lots of heavy sh!t
drinking quite a bitFlint, Michigan -
No new haikus now
Perhaps they're old and worn out
Too bad. They are fun!Flint, Michigan -
I was waiting for
The limerick thread to
start posting again -
My head on the floor
i really like my bed though
why do I hang off?
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Haiku sluts.
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XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle
San Antonio, TX
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The buffalo roams
These halls at night while we sleep
Sinking threads, no fun. -
Buffalo check...Jefferson, GA
XL BGE, MM, Things to flip meat over and stuff
Wife, 3 kids, 5 dogs, 4 cats, 12 chickens, 2 goats, 2 pigs.
“Honey, we bought a farm.” -
Yup. Sunk. I am no longer a buffalo virgin. Do I get a shirt? Or a shot of penicillin?Jefferson, GA
XL BGE, MM, Things to flip meat over and stuff
Wife, 3 kids, 5 dogs, 4 cats, 12 chickens, 2 goats, 2 pigs.
“Honey, we bought a farm.” -
jeffwit said:Yup. Sunk. I am no longer a buffalo virgin. Do I get a shirt? Or a shot of penicillin?
That's not a haiku.XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle
San Antonio, TX
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