I wish I could grow a moustache and not look like a complete douche bag.

AlbertaEgger

WTF?  As sad as this is. I can always come here for a laugh and a smile when needed. F*cking love it. You are all great people! 

AlbertaEgger

I can't wait for the day to meet you clowns. Seriously. 

JohnInCarolina

AlbertaEgger said:

I can't wait for the day to meet you clowns. Seriously. 

We are nowhere near this funny in person.  It might be best to maintain our internet only friendship, in which you view us all as wild and crazy guys.

JohnInCarolina

theyolksonyou said:

Last time I had a stash.....and a mullet. Mock away my friends, 25 yrs ago. 

Dude... you are my hero!

SmokeyPitt

The word "moustache" is French, and is derived from the Italian moustacio (fourteenth century), dialectal mostaccio (16th century), from Medieval Latin moustaccium (eighth century), Medieval Greek μοστάκιον (moustakion), attested in the ninth century, which ultimately originates as a diminutive of Hellenistic Greek μύσταξ (mustax, mustak-), meaning "upper lip" or "facial hair",[2] probably derived from Hellenistic Greek μύλλον (mullon), "lip".[3][4]

theyolksonyou

Dammit @Legume  

ryantt

@theyolksonyou that's a mighty fine looking  chippendale's audition photo.  All joking aside looking good my friend. 

annjamaican

Do it for Movember. I won't judge you

nolaegghead

Next year's brisket camp....

nolaegghead

We'll invite the 610 Stompers....

nolaegghead

theyolksonyou

I guess you're either not fishing, or not catching this morning. 

Dobie

Botch

Heh, you got me wondering if I even still had this shot:
 

 
Air Force ROTC "Dining Out", South Dakota State University, around 1982.  Nice "MAC"-style haircut there, Botch.  

Darby_Crenshaw

if you can't grow a full mustache, just do a little one in the middle, like an inch wide. 

Thatgrimguy

nolaegghead said:

We'll invite the 610 Stompers....

I know some of their die hard members. We could definitely get them out. They are nuts, but a lot of fun.

Sardonicus

nolaegghead said:

I don't mean to brag or anything, . . . I have to be honest with everyone.  I am a bad muthafucka.  When it comes to cooking. . . . The way I see my stache is this:


In reality, it's really super pathetic.  I just wanted to get this off my back.  Thanks for reading this. Sometimes I'm just a really insecure guy that can cook better than all the gods combined and I probably should have a cooking show and run all the 5star restaurants.  That's on a bad day.  Anyway, thanks for listening to me.

You know, they have homes for people like you!

caliking

Nola,  without a doubt,  YOU won brisket camp  

DoubleEgger

http://news.yahoo.com/lightbox/freestyle-beard-1447103249785.html

GATraveller

I always shave my beard into a mustache, mutton chops or some other form of fun facial hair......for entertainment purposes only.

fishlessman

mustache lasted maybe 3 weeks, then the beard filled in. then one year it turned from black to white

Fred19Flintstone

I'm sure there's a joke in the thread title somewhere.

VANcouverEGG

nolaegghead

@VANcouverEGG see? You can pull it off!

WeberWho

We ended up in Vegas the same weekend as the national mustache convention. The Golden Nugget hotel must have held the convention as they were everywhere within the hotel. Their mustaches were crazy! No hipster mustaches. Strange designs floating around their face. Hard to do anything else but stare. They must spend hours a day on their mustaches. Think I'll pass on the mustache for now 

Fred19Flintstone

I can't grow one worth a darn, but it is Movember.

VANcouverEGG

Nolaegghead. That was an amazing rant. That was hilarious. Thanks so much. 

VANcouverEGG

Moustaches shouldn't mean that much. I've been growing mine since September 1st. I go through constant humiliation, especially from chicks. They hate the lip hair. That, in part, is why i think it's so funny. My girlfriend will let me do anything i want with my face and vice-versa. Grow one. 

gabriegger

Due to inflation rides are no longer a nickel.

Cookbook_Chip

Once a year Fu.