Meat butter.

nolaegghead

So, like you take some meat, and add butter.  Then, like, blend it up with a ninja or something.  So it's like melted because of the energy and stuff from the blender so you have to put it in the fridge so it like, cools, and turns into butter again, but with meat in it.  Really good.  No comments, it will ruin my idea.   I'll flag them as spam. Thank you and stuff.

Legume

Cooked or uncooked meat?

nolaegghead

Legume said:

Cooked or uncooked meat?

Like, yes.  Just scoop it out of your fridge, freezer, grease pan, floor or if you're cleaning your garage and there's some meat in there, or stuck to the grill of your truck. It's all good and stuff.

Legume

Can I have 'question or comment' for $500 Alex?

nolaegghead

@Legume Notice, and stuff, that I stand corrected.

Legume

Phew!  How about spam, would it work with spam?  Can I make spam butter?

Legume

Will this piss off the vegans that won't be able to eat butter if it has meat in it?

nolaegghead

After some extensive research, I see that spam qualifies, barely, as food in the meat category (if you don't count the petroleum distillates).  So yes. 

The vegans?  I suggest they avoid meat butter.

nolaegghead

After further research, spam is actually meat butter.  I suppose my idea is not original.  DAMN IT!!!

SmyrnaGA

How long would you smoke spam and what temp?

nolaegghead

@SmyrnaGA There's a specific recipe for spam-smokage.  Time and temp is much less important than the composition of smoke materials.  Listen closely my friend, and you'll have the finest smoked spam butter that may be achieved.

Take a newspaper, and lay out the comic section.  Do this on your living room floor.  In each square, lay down in clockwise order: grass clippings, fingernail clippings, some hair from your shower drain, mesquite, oak, three drops of engine oil, a plastic cap from a Coke Zero (tm), a dozen birthday candles (not the ones that relight) and whatever stuff you can scrape from a driver side back wheel well of a 1984 Chevy Bronco. 

Roll up the newspaper, put it in the middle of the column of lump.  Light it from the bottom with an old sock (polyester if possible).  Make sure you drizzle some bacon fat on the top of the lump. 

Put the spam in a foam tilapia container, and place center back on an indirect setup.  When the smoke is solid black and smells like a lawn fire with recycling thrown on top, close the vents and let it stew until the dome thermo says 100F.  Take it out and let it rest for a while.  Enjoy.

Eggcelsior

This sounds like a really, uh, "interesting" pâté.

Acn

Legume said:

Will this piss off the vegans that won't be able to eat butter if it has meat in it?

Cmon man, you know that vegans can't have butter, regardless of the meat content.

GATraveller

You had me at "meat"

Sea2Ski

 .  This thread has confused me to the core. 

carry on....

Griffin

When is the meat butter camp scheduled for and are there any openings? I'd like to attend.

theyolksonyou

An idle mind is the devil's workshop. 

DMW

theyolksonyou said:

An idle mind is the devil's workshop. 

What about a drunk mind?

theyolksonyou

DMW said:

theyolksonyou said:

An idle mind is the devil's workshop. 

What about a drunk mind?

Seems the more likely alternative. 

Darby_Crenshaw

sounds good.
yu can also just use just fat and a little meat.  try it with guanciale or a dried pancetta.  mince, and whip it up in a food processor.  called "spuma".   good stuff!

or rillettes too.  fat and meat in spreadable form? can't possibly go wrong.

gdenby

pemican: dried lean meat, pounded to particles, mixed w. an equal weight of fat, maybe some dried fruit. Pure endurance food.

hondabbq

Holy ****. Don't let @zmokin see this sacrilege. 
Nola you insolent fool. This is called a rillette. If you are caught calling a traditional item by another name or modify a traditional item you will be banished from all purist communications. 


http://eggheadforum.com/discussion/1186632/keep-your-hands-off-my-tocino

nolaegghead

Soylent Green IS made out of MEAT BUTTER!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IKVj4l5GU4

JethroVA

Love the Chevy Bronco comment.  I learnt to drive on a Bronco.  

BizGreenEgg

nolaegghead said:

After some extensive research, I see that spam qualifies, barely, as food in the meat category (if you don't count the petroleum distillates).  So yes. 

The vegans?  I suggest they avoid meat butter.

I must respectfully disagree.  Vegans need meat more than any other group.

Legume

I'm still flagged @nolaegghead wth?  I'll never get enough points for the satin BGE racing jacket if you keep flagging me.

@acn I get that, but they can't eat meat butter, because it has meat and they don't eat meat even if it's been in a blender and is just the paste form of meat

nolaegghead

@Legume I said I'd flag...  all in good fun.  I unflagged ya.  Wuss. 

Legume

Thanks, I try to keep a clean profile and only post on things like bbq.

NPHuskerFL

So like it's butter and like meat?  So would you like pulse the Ninja or go totally ghetto valley girl on it. Flag away.  

nolaegghead

@NPHuskerFL Like, if you use raw meat, like from the grill of your truck, you want to go ghetto on it because it also chops up the germs and stuff.

Chubbs

I want some of what Nola is smokin/drinkin