Devastated

Eggcelsior

theyolksonyou

henapple said:

Not my back hurting on this one. 

henapple

JohnInCarolina

henapple said:

His mom still rocks...

She does have all of her teeth.  I suppose that puts her in the upper 10% in TN.

henapple

And you're in Carolina? 

saluki2007

theyolksonyou

Ozzie_Isaac

I bet the admins misplaced their login password and cannot do anything about this thread.

DMW

I am really surprised this thread is still alive, considering @JohninCarolina confirmed the admins read every thread.

Ozzie_Isaac

I bet @JohnInCarolina is an admin!

DMW

henapple

theyolksonyou

Only 98 pages to go!

theyolksonyou

Eggcelsior

.

JohnInCarolina

This thread really is the gift that keeps on giving.

theyolksonyou

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K8-kNuDgoA

DMW

Eggcelsior

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veewt

nolaegghead said:

No, that's not the real stike.  I called up Tweev and threatened to tell his wife he visits gay bath houses and the men's restroom at the Minneapolis airport when he's out of town and I have pictures to prove it, and he admitted that's just another of his troll accts.

This isn't true.  I'm divorced now.  I doubt my ex would care.

nolaegghead

veewt said:

nolaegghead said:

No, that's not the real stike.  I called up Tweev and threatened to tell his wife he visits gay bath houses and the men's restroom at the Minneapolis airport when he's out of town and I have pictures to prove it, and he admitted that's just another of his troll accts.

This isn't true.  I'm divorced now.  I doubt my ex would care.

Well, I'm sorry or congratulations, whichever it may be.  

Sardonicus

Heh.

She said "blowback".

Sardonicus

Couldn't be, 'cause that would be

 . . . STUPID!

nolaegghead

Sardonicus said:

Heh.

She said "blowback".

...and I thought "blowback" only happened at the Minneapolis airport.  I'm just a naive little lamb.

DMW

Sardonicus

But, since it's your backyard . . .

veewt

Gaaa.. this forum has certainly changed since I was last here.  You guys really went full retard.

nolaegghead

Sweet Baby Jesus Rub

(multiply "part" with whatever unit of measurement you deem appropriate)

Note: try to keep all the grind the same size.  Freshest is bestest.

8 parts kosher salt (as in granularity)
1 part medium grind black pepper or 0.5 parts fresh ground
0.5 part MSG or 1 part ground dried anchovy
0.5 parts 6.25% sodium nitrite (pink salt)
2 parts granulated garlic
1 part granulated onion
1 part hot Hungarian paprika
0.25 parts dried holy ghost pepper (naga jolokia)
1 ground wafer of body of Christ pilfered from communion (optional) as binder
0.5 parts lavender (think "herbs de provence")
very tiny dash of ground Frankincense (might be toxic, so very little) optional
very tiny dash of myrrh (no thorns!!) (also might be toxic) optional
0.25 parts green tea
1 part instant espresso coffee
4 parts turbinado sugar (make the baby SWEET!!)

Mix all that together well. 

DO NOT USE MUSTARD AS BINDER!

Take your meat, and wet with a blood of christ (aka "wine", red of course)/holy water slurry (50/50 is sufficient)  The goal is to increase the adherence of the sweet baby jesus rub to the meat.  Once wet, sprinkle the rub on liberally.  You are ready to smoke.

DMW

DMW