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Bad part of Salado

henapple
henapple Posts: 16,025
Wish we'd have seen @travisstrick‌ , @Foghorn‌, @hornhonk‌, and others that bailed on us.

Everyone smooched my PBR after giving me crap about drinking it.

@Girl_on_Grill‌ started her own forum. ..eggboobs.com/myhusbandisdead

It ended.

Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 

Comments

  • cazzy
    cazzy Posts: 9,136
    edited March 2014
    Maybe they just found out you were going...   >:)
    Just a hack that makes some $hitty BBQ....
  • henapple
    henapple Posts: 16,025
    I forgot about "mister I hurt my knee". I know how.
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • Little Steven
    Little Steven Posts: 28,817
    edited March 2014
    I agree about the MIA. I more than agree about the he'llbewatchingthevoicewithmeinnotime.com site. Norma will be the data (ammunition) collector role. I had spoken with TFJ for about three minutes and said "Oh Norma is gonna love you". Then a cold clammy feeling started to develop on the back of my neck.

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

  • cazzy
    cazzy Posts: 9,136
    This is the more appropriate thread to post this:

    I travelled all that way just to meet you and you got a bob boo and couldn't come over?

    Yeah man...I'm still pretty sad about it. Especially since I would have caught cen on a bad day and won the brisket throwdown! 

    From what I gather...I'm shocked you remember your visit to the Americas at all. I figured your trip was like Hangover. Woke up naked at home spooning Cen-Tex's packer brisket wondering how the hell it was Monday. Checked the forum, saw yourself eating and drinking PBR with the likes of henapple, Mickey and Caliking. Norma telling you over and over about how many of henapple's chocolate cherry poppers she had likely didn't make sense this morning. Then the real kicker, all of your moose schlongs are missing, but you don't even recall tasting the meaty morsels of love. 
    Just a hack that makes some $hitty BBQ....
  • Foghorn
    Foghorn Posts: 10,049

    If I came this year I would have had to bring my wife and my mother-in-law.  Talk about crossing the streams.....

    I am hopeful that my son and I can make it next year.  He'll be driving by then so I won't have to do anything except help you down the PBR.  It sounds like I'll have to fight @caliking and @Little_Steven for them. 

    I think it is remarkable that the food at Salado was so outstanding that it make PBR taste good.  Last year was pretty good, but you guys cranked it up to 11 this time around.  Kudos.

    XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle

    San Antonio, TX

  • henapple
    henapple Posts: 16,025

    I agree about the MIA. I more than agree about the he'llbewatchingthevoicewithmeinnotime.com site. Norma will be the data (ammunition collector) role. I had spoken with TFJ for about three minutes and said "Oh Norma is gonna love you". Then a cold clammy feeling started to develop on the back of my neck.

    That cold clammy feeling was @Caliking...
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • Little Steven
    Little Steven Posts: 28,817
    What part of him? :-SS

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

  • henapple
    henapple Posts: 16,025
    He's clammy...period.
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • caliking
    caliking Posts: 18,880
    When I heard that @henapple was going, I took the beer out of my cooler and left it at home. 

    #1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February  2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
    A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
  • henapple
    henapple Posts: 16,025
    Mickey had a cooler full if bud light. ..gee, thanks.
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • Little Steven
    Little Steven Posts: 28,817
    I put 24 2xes in the cooler with the local brew in the other cooler. I really wasn't thinking about beer when we went over in the morning. :-&

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

  • henapple
    henapple Posts: 16,025
    24? You drank 36?
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • Little Steven
    Little Steven Posts: 28,817
    henapple said:
    24? You drank 36?
    That was Ahshite not me.

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

  • caliking
    caliking Posts: 18,880
    henapple said:

    Mickey had a cooler full if bud light. ..gee, thanks.

    I found out about that later. But I rallied and worked my way through it too.

    #1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February  2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
    A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
  • Little Steven
    Little Steven Posts: 28,817
    henapple said:
    24? You drank 36?
    I bought 48 beotch

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

  • henapple
    henapple Posts: 16,025
    That was gone Friday afternoon.
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • hornhonk
    hornhonk Posts: 3,841
    The Bad- I couldn't make it this year.
    The Good- I didn't have to drive home with arthritis of the head.