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Toby says "Get drunk and be somebody".....

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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
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    I heard lighter fluid will kill that curry smell.

    I was out but had some diesel in the garage. Seems to be working.

    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
  • Little Steven
    Little Steven Posts: 28,817
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    Thank you for the brisket dude. Really appreciate that!

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
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    Thank you for the brisket dude. Really appreciate that!

    Hope you cook it better than i did. Did you get It back ok? Should be good meat. It was user error.
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
  • Little Steven
    Little Steven Posts: 28,817
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    Yes. I didn't declare it. No problem.

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

  • caliking
    caliking Posts: 18,731
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    Brisket smuggler!

    I missed the CT brisky this year. Next year...

    #1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February  2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
    A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
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    caliking said:
    Brisket smuggler! I missed the CT brisky this year. Next year...

    It sucked. I sent him back with a whole uncooked packer from central market.
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
  • Little Steven
    Little Steven Posts: 28,817
    edited March 2014
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    Man I took a load of pork and stock and other stuff on the way down and I was 6 pounds overweight...$85.00. The bag felt just as heavy but I wasn't sure how much my strength had been depleted. 49.67 Lbs...no charge man...yesssss!

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

  • caliking
    caliking Posts: 18,731
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    Well at least we broke it in right for ya. Good to see that the curry egg went to a home where it would be appreciated.

    That smoke is probably from the lamb grease that sloshed out a couple of times. I think that's how I lost my eyebrows, eyelashes, and some hair.

    #1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February  2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
    A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
  • R2Egg2Q
    R2Egg2Q Posts: 2,136
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    Congrats on the new LBGE! Way to seize the opportunity. :-bd
    XL, Large, Small, Mini Eggs, Shirley Fabrication 24x36 Patio, Humphrey's Weekender, Karubecue C-60, MAK 1-Star General, Hasty Bake Gourmet, Santa Maria Grill, Webers: 14" WSM, 22.5" OTG, 22.5" Kettle Premium, WGA Charcoal, Summit S-620 NG

    Bay Area, CA
  • pantsypants
    pantsypants Posts: 1,191
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    Do you think that your new  egg knows how much glory will be conducted on it ?
    Toronto
  • Little Steven
    Little Steven Posts: 28,817
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    henapple said:
    We closed shop around midnight....actually the wives did. Little Steven tucked his tail and scampered when Norma gave him the look of death.
    The big eyes is what the kids and I call them. You shoulda come. We were able to get Cali home in time for the 2:00 am feeding too.

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

  • sancho65
    sancho65 Posts: 226
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    @Little Steven  It was real good to to meet you and your wife!! The after party was a hoot, I haven't had a good laugh like that in a Good while!!! Great Time!!
    XL, Large, 2 Small's and Mini BGE Arlington Texas
  • caliking
    caliking Posts: 18,731
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    henapple said:
    We closed shop around midnight....actually the wives did. Little Steven tucked his tail and scampered when Norma gave him the look of death.
    The big eyes is what the kids and I call them. You shoulda come. We were able to get Cali home in time for the 2:00 am feeding too.
    I got the "big eyes" when we rolled home Sat night. I was physically there for the 2am feeding, but passed out for both feeds, both nights. I'm surprised that marriages survive eggfests. 

    #1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February  2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
    A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
  • henapple
    henapple Posts: 16,025
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    I mistakenly called your wife your sister. She doesn't realize in tennessee that may be the same person.
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • caliking
    caliking Posts: 18,731
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    Mickey said:
    henapple said:
    How's your leg?

    What gets me our Dr was a baby butts and guts doctor. And I am standing there with a shattered leg. Just get me a PBR L-)
    I'm sorry man - I didn't know that you had hurt your leg. If I had, I would have given you my standard disclaimer:

    "I'm only interested if it's connected to your anus".

    So your knee and hip absolve me of any responsibility. But, I do hope that you are feeling better by now. 

    #1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February  2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
    A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
  • Little Steven
    Little Steven Posts: 28,817
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    And thanks for the surgical gloves pal!

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

  • henapple
    henapple Posts: 16,025
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    "I'm only interested if it's connected to your anus".

    You're a sick puppy. Maybe you and Steve sneaking off was wrong m
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • YEMTrey
    YEMTrey Posts: 6,829
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    henapple said:
    "I'm only interested if it's connected to your anus". You're a sick puppy. Maybe you and Steve sneaking off was wrong m
    LS had already keistered a brisket to smuggle back to Canuckistan.
    Steve 
    XL, Mini Max, and a 22" Blackstone in Cincinnati, Ohio

  • Little Steven
    Little Steven Posts: 28,817
    edited March 2014
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    YEMTrey said:
    henapple said:
    "I'm only interested if it's connected to your anus". You're a sick puppy. Maybe you and Steve sneaking off was wrong m
    LS had already keistered a brisket to smuggle back to Canuckistan.
    And just where in the hell were you?

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

  • Eggcelsior
    Eggcelsior Posts: 14,414
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    henapple said:

    "I'm only interested if it's connected to your anus".

    You're a sick puppy. Maybe you and Steve sneaking off was wrong m


    @Caliking, I'm amazed we never talked shop. It really would have been an EggFest to remember. Next year I'll bring IC valve pics.
  • henapple
    henapple Posts: 16,025
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    YEMTrey said:


    henapple said:

    "I'm only interested if it's connected to your anus".

    You're a sick puppy. Maybe you and Steve sneaking off was wrong m

    LS had already keistered a brisket to smuggle back to Canuckistan.

    And just where in the hell were you?


    Freaking hiding.
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
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    caliking said:
    henapple said:
    We closed shop around midnight....actually the wives did. Little Steven tucked his tail and scampered when Norma gave him the look of death.
    The big eyes is what the kids and I call them. You shoulda come. We were able to get Cali home in time for the 2:00 am feeding too.
    I got the "big eyes" when we rolled home Sat night. I was physically there for the 2am feeding, but passed out for both feeds, both nights. I'm surprised that marriages survive eggfests. 
    anyone have a couch I can crash on?  It's just for a few days. 

    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
  • cazzy
    cazzy Posts: 9,136
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    caliking said:




    henapple said:

    We closed shop around midnight....actually the wives did. Little Steven tucked his tail and scampered when Norma gave him the look of death.
    The big eyes is what the kids and I call them. You shoulda come. We were able to get Cali home in time for the 2:00 am feeding too.

    I got the "big eyes" when we rolled home Sat night. I was physically there for the 2am feeding, but passed out for both feeds, both nights. I'm surprised that marriages survive eggfests. 


    anyone have a couch I can crash on?  It's just for a few days. 



    I got you buddy. I'm currently using the main couch though, can you fit on a love seat??
    Just a hack that makes some $hitty BBQ....
  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
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    Man......was really hoping for the full couch. Anyone else? Please hurry, she's starting to change her mind :))


    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
  • caliking
    caliking Posts: 18,731
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    @Eggcelsior - funny you should mention that... i was elbow deep in a few this morning. 

    It was great meeting you. Missed you at the afterparty. I got into @henapples beer and supplies, and he got into someone's bourbon. 

    #1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February  2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
    A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 22,970
    edited July 2014
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    I just saw this again. Too funny. But the funniest thing is we went to NorCal last month for a week with a couple we met there! It was awesome. We spent the first 2 days trying to keep the filter on and then it turned out they were "normal like us". Great people. Sailed a 50 foot Cat under the golden gate, drank my weight in wine, drank 40oz Thai Beer (because it has more alcohol) in a dirty parking lot of her bothers winery after drinking his $200 cab out of a turkey baster and bought more wine than is socially acceptable (it's almost all gone already too- I'm a horrible collector).

    Moral of story- go to a fest (preferably Salado) and get drunk and be somebody.
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,791
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    Good story sir. Going to try and attend one myself someday. Brother Nola is sponsoring a clinic in mid September that I'm going to attend. Heard that you may be there as well. I hope that's the case.

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
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    I wonder how many horrible outcomes started with the phrase "Nola is sponsoring a clinic"
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,791
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    Good point!

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

  • NPHuskerFL
    NPHuskerFL Posts: 17,629
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    Congrats on your new Egg, Cen-Tex.  It was great to see you again and get to meet Janell!  Your brisket and jalapeno grits were DELISH!!

    :-O whoah! @The Cen-Tex Smoker‌ would you please share this recipe? That sounds crazy good! Brisket jalapenos and grits. Yum!
    LBGE 2013 & MM 2014
    Die Hard HUSKER & BRONCO FAN
    Flying Low & Slow in "Da Burg" FL