This is funny

Eggcelsior

Amazon reviews are the best reviews.

jtippers

Wow...

MrCookingNurse

>:)
She could at least buy the aloe infused

Fred19Flintstone

I laughed until tears ran down my leg!

henapple

Wow

Greeno55

Just awesome!!!

TexanOfTheNorth

Sounds like somebody could use some fleshlight stocking stuffers!

travisstrick

Best post of the year. It's the first I had to take a break before I could finish reading.

Eggcelsior

TexanOfTheNorth said:

Sounds like somebody could use some fleshlight stocking stuffers!

This comment has so much win!

The Cen-Tex Smoker

I have 2 teenage boys.................not pretty

GATABITES

lol - why in the hell are you reading reviews on kleenex? 

Village Idiot

Do the boys have colds?  Feed them chicken soup from the Egg, and they wouldn't need so much Kleenex.  Also, instruct them to wash their hands after touching something that others have touched.

RRP

Actually this person is a "gifted writer" - for the fun of it I went to Amazon and found this review and then noticed he has had 19 comments on a wide array of products...Here's  a link to the summary - some are quite funny!

that didn't work...how do you hook up a link here?

shtgunal3

GATABITES said:

lol - why in the hell are you reading reviews on kleenex? 

I had a really funny comment and then decided against it. Sometimes it's better to keep it clean.

The Cen-Tex Smoker

shtgunal3 said:

lol - why in the hell are you reading reviews on kleenex? 

I had a really funny comment and then decided against it. Sometimes it's better to keep it clean.

My whole life is one gigantic struggle against the filter..............

shtgunal3

I know exactly what you mean brother.

Eggcelsior

http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/A2Q14JXZX4R807/

RRP said:

Actually this person is a "gifted writer" - for the fun of it I went to Amazon and found this review and then noticed he has had 19 comments on a wide array of products...Here's  a link to the summary - some are quite funny!

that didn't work...how do you hook up a link here?

Eggcelsior

shtgunal3 said:

GATABITES said:

lol - why in the hell are you reading reviews on kleenex? 

I had a really funny comment and then decided against it. Sometimes it's better to keep it clean.

My whole life is one gigantic struggle against the filter..............

Damn skippy. It's like we are continuously circling a sinkhole, waiting to jump into the gutter.

The Cen-Tex Smoker

Eggcelsior said:

shtgunal3 said:

lol - why in the hell are you reading reviews on kleenex? 

I had a really funny comment and then decided against it. Sometimes it's better to keep it clean.

My whole life is one gigantic struggle against the filter..............

Damn skippy. It's like we are continuously circling a sinkhole, waiting to jump into the gutter.

I have written and deleted 3 posts on the "Jeff Foxworthy says we're all going to die and it's (all the people who don't look or think like me) fault" thread but I guess I just haven't had enough Vodka yet. Oh well, the night is young.............

lakewade

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

I had a really funny comment and then decided against it. Sometimes it's better to keep it clean.

My whole life is one gigantic struggle against the filter..............

Filter has never stood a chance.

The Cen-Tex Smoker

lakewade said:

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

I had a really funny comment and then decided against it. Sometimes it's better to keep it clean.

My whole life is one gigantic struggle against the filter..............

Filter has never stood a chance.

It's a struggle for sure. )

Spring Chicken

That's one of the best stories I've heard today.

It reminds me of the old joke about the boy in the shower, and his mom pulled the curtain back to ask if he was okay.  She screamed, "what are you doing!!!"

He quickly answered, "It's mine.  I can wash it as fast as I want to."

warwoman

Spring Chicken said:

That's one of the best stories I've heard today.

It reminds me of the old joke about the boy in the shower, and his mom pulled the curtain back to ask if he was okay.  She screamed, "what are you doing!!!"

He quickly answered, "It's mine.  I can wash it as fast as I want to."

 

) ^:)^

RRP

Eggcelsior said:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/A2Q14JXZX4R807/

Actually this person is a "gifted writer" - for the fun of it I went to Amazon and found this review and then noticed he has had 19 comments on a wide array of products...Here's  a link to the summary - some are quite funny!

that didn't work...how do you hook up a link here?

Thank you...I love creative writing and whether this is a he or a she or a group effort which some of the responders allude to it makes for fun reading. Would you be so kind though to tell me how you posted the link? When I tried posting it in the body of the text it would never appear and when I tried clicking on the link icon that wouldn't work either...

Eggcelsior

@RRP I went to his Amazon reviews and copied the page URL then pasted it here. I did it on my phone so I don't know if that makes a difference. On my PC, I usually copy the URL and add a hyperlink here.