grills and wives

henapple · February 2013

Saw a post about a gasser yesterday and got me to thinking.

My gasser reminds me of my ex-wife. While she has some years on her with a little paint and a couple of additions she still looks good. Easy to turn on but equally easy to turn off. I had a difficult time getting her to work and when she did she seemed to run out of energy all the time. I have some fond memories of her but mostly she was a pain in the ass. I even let my neighbor borrow her and he wasn't impressed. I had a friend that had made a change and knew it was time.

My new beauty is something special. A curvaceous body and the cutest little dimples. She's got a grate rack and well, let's just say her bottom vent controls what I do. She takes a little longer to get warned up but damn, she'll go all night. Low and slow baby. No add ons needed but she loves to accessorize and I gladly oblige. I'll never complain about spending money on her...even built her a home. I experiment with her and it's usually a little spicy....I can do anything with her. My favorite time is having cocktails and spending time with her. My friends love her as much as I do. The guys can look but never touch..I tell them to get there own. I think the defining proof of my love is I want to add a little one. I would never do that before her. Sure, she'll blow a gasket when she gets hot and her moods go up and down but I've learned to leave her alone and she always comes around. To me she's perfect and i love her more and more each day.

canegger · February 2013

That was awesome. We'll done

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SmokinDAWG82 · February 2013

I think I need a cigarette

^:)^

Charlie tuna · February 2013

"Grills and Wives" have the same rules as "posting without pictures" -- it didn't happen without pictures!! >:D<

Eggcelsior · February 2013

henapple · February 2013

Charlie tuna said:
"Grills and Wives" have the same rules as "posting without pictures" -- it didn't happen without pictures!! >:D<

Some pics can't be posted.

Chubbs · February 2013

Eggcelsior said:

Come on Hen, when you asked me to send you My thoughts about my egg and how I compare to a woman I didn't know you were posting them on a public forum.

Charlie tuna · February 2013

Well, you did a good job of explainin the difference betweet the wives ---- a very good job, but you know what they say about
"the eyes of the behold-her" Kind of like "before " and "after" food pictures.

Direct VS Indirect --------------------------- we need photos !!

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