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Goat slaughter and Hog castration. Your thoughts Mr. Buffalo?

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SGH
SGH Posts: 28,791
edited September 2016 in EggHead Forum
Dear Mr. @The_Buffalo, question for you sir. Recently I slaughtered a buckling and four wether goats. This weekend I'm castrating a few hogs as well. May I post this? I posted a Hog slaughter previously that got buffaloed pretty quick. I don't want to waste the time typing it up and uploading the pics if it's going to get struck by you or one of your kind. 
For the record, I understand that this is a BGE cooking forum first and foremost. However there are many folks on the forum who would really enjoy seeing a gonadectomy performed live. As well as the slaughter and breaking of the goats. 
I humbly and patiently await you answer brother buffalo.  

Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

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  • bgebrent
    bgebrent Posts: 19,636
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    Scotty, maybe they'll let you run it top of the page as an "Anouncement" B)
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
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  • Canugghead
    Canugghead Posts: 11,533
    edited September 2016
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    Bring it on  =)
    I think it's acceptable as long as you're not castrating a buffalo ;)
    canuckland
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  • johnmitchell
    johnmitchell Posts: 6,581
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    I say go for it... It would be extremely educational...
    Greensboro North Carolina
    When in doubt Accelerate....
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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,791
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    bgebrent said:
    Scotty, maybe they'll let you run it top of the page as an "Anouncement" B)
    This is actually what I'm hoping for =)

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

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  • johnmitchell
    johnmitchell Posts: 6,581
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    Just a quick question Scotty will you be clothed and sober ?
    Greensboro North Carolina
    When in doubt Accelerate....
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  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 32,393
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    "No balls, no blue chips!"
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period.
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  • Jstroke
    Jstroke Posts: 2,600
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    You might try sending a PM
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  • bhedges1987
    bhedges1987 Posts: 3,201
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    I thought it was up for a while actually? Unless it was on BBQ brethren and I saw it there ? 

    Kansas City, Missouri
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  • Gulfcoastguy
    Gulfcoastguy Posts: 6,304
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    I'm sure Arkansas fans will object. Are you going to be egging said gonads?
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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,791
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    bhedges1987 said:
    I thought it was up for a while actually? Unless it was on BBQ brethren and I saw it there ? 
    It was up less than 24 hours here. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

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    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,791
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    Gulfcoastguy said:
    IAre you going to be egging said gonads?
    No sir. They will be sliced paper thin and deep fried. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

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  • SGH
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    johnmitchell said:
    Just a quick question Scotty will you be clothed and sober ?
    I will definitely be sober when wielding the knife. But I can't make any promises about the clothes =)

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

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  • Gulfcoastguy
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    I'm sure that hogs consider the Egg the devil since it consumes so many of their brethren. Mama sow probably tells her piglets "be good or the Egg will get you!"
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  • DaveRichardson
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    PM sent

    LBGE #19 from North GA Eggfest, 2014

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  • Biggreenpharmacist
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    Gulfcoastguy said:
    I'm sure Arkansas fans will object. Are you going to be egging said gonads?
    Nah. We've sucked so long it doesnt phase us anymore. 

    Little Rock, AR

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  • NPHuskerFL
    NPHuskerFL Posts: 17,629
    edited September 2016
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    SGH said:
    Dear Mr. @The_Buffalo, question for you sir.  I'm castrating a few hogs. May I post this? I don't want to waste the gonads. There are many folks on the forum who would really enjoy seeing a gonadectomy performed live. As well as the slaughter and breaking of the goats. 
    I humbly and patiently await you answer brother buffalo.  

    FTFY :smiley:
    Post it. It's gonna offend somebody...you can bank on it Scotty. I guess some folks think there's a magical meat fairy that delivers juicy meat to all the boys & girls without a animal being processed. Hey as far as I'm concerned it's part of the process. Just don't go juggling the gonads and you should be fine. If it's a Friday post all bets are off and juggling is warranted. :fearful:
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  • THEBuckeye
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    johnmitchell said:
    Just a quick question Scotty will you be clothed and sober ?
    The larger question is will @nolaegghead be clothed and sober.
    New Albany, Ohio 

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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 17,188
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    I thought this was going to be your critique of recent debate @SGH given the title. 
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  • NPHuskerFL
    NPHuskerFL Posts: 17,629
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    Scotty. Boy you ain't got a hair on your a$$ if you don't post it. And for the whiners that have BGE on speed dial to kill these type of educational threads...pull the stick out of your a$$ because you could actually learn something. 

    https://youtu.be/Jpropo0WGn0
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 30,978
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    Just post a link to a Photobucket series or something.  
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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  • Little Steven
    Little Steven Posts: 28,817
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    Breaded and fried goat or lamb jewels are the breakfast of champions 

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

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  • northGAcock
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    nolaegghead said:
    Gonadectomy?  There you go using big words again....I'm gonna have to go out and buy a dictionary!
    No need really. You no most southerners. Make up words if we don't know one. Save your money.

    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

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    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
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  • Biggreenpharmacist
    Biggreenpharmacist Posts: 4,341
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    northGAcock said:
    nolaegghead said:
    Gonadectomy?  There you go using big words again....I'm gonna have to go out and buy a dictionary!
    No need really. You no most southerners. Make up words if we don't know one. Save your money.

    And we all still understand each other. 

    Little Rock, AR

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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,791
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    nolaegghead said:
    Gonadectomy?  There you go using big words again....I'm gonna have to go out and buy a dictionary!
    In my defense, that's the only long word that I have used on the forum ;)

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

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    Little Steven said:
    Breaded and fried goat or lamb jewels are the breakfast of champions 
    Without question or doubt brother Little. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • DMW
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    SGH said:
    Dear Mr. @The_Buffalo, question for you sir. Recently I slaughtered a buckling and four wether goats. This weekend I'm castrating a few hogs as well. May I post this? I posted a Hog slaughter previously that got buffaloed pretty quick. I don't want to waste the time typing it up and uploading the pics if it's going to get struck by you or one of your kind. 
    For the record, I understand that this is a BGE cooking forum first and foremost. However there are many folks on the forum who would really enjoy seeing a gonadectomy performed live. As well as the slaughter and breaking of the goats. 
    I humbly and patiently await you answer brother buffalo.  

    So do you actually remove them? I think my dad said they would just put a rubber band around the sack and wait for them to drop off.
    They/Them
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  • GATraveller
    GATraveller Posts: 8,207
    edited September 2016
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    I'm all for it......one hasn't lived until they've witnessed a ballectomy

    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."
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  • NPHuskerFL
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    @DMW Nope Dwayne. I believe Scotty will use sleight of hand so the hogs give him a standing ovation. 
    https://youtu.be/khQIuyvJV8Y
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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,791
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    DMW said:
    So do you actually remove them? 
    Yes sir. However due to the lack of real cold weather, we remove only the testicles. Not the scrotum (sack). The scrotum will remain and be sewn up. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

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