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Something to sooth my ailing anus.

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SGH
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As most of you are aware, I haven't been on the forum much at all the past few weeks. I have been busy trying to remodel my mothers home. Between remodeling and work, I simply have not had any free time to cook or hang out on the forum. 
Due to eating fast food and crap out of a can for the past two weeks, my anus has become quite retentive. However I got luck today and I'm free to cook. As such, I thought I would give the ole anus a proper work out with some good, solid turds. 
To build some proper turds, I started with a small T-Bone and a few lamb chops. 

To enhance the shape of the turds, I threw in a few mushrooms stuffed with sausage. 

To build a good turd base, I threw in a few stuffed peppers, stuffed chicken thighs, a stuffed pork chop, and two pounds of deep fried mushrooms. For the record, deep fried mushrooms are one of my very favorites. And they make a killer turd to boot. All sinkers, no floaters to speak of at all. 







Let me first say that it's good to be home and cooking again. Next, the grub turned out pretty good. The deep fried mushrooms were killer. As always, thank you for taking a minute to look. And for clarity, the belly is full and ole anus is back in working order. It will be turd city for the rest of the evening. May the Thunder Gods smile down on us all, and the buffalo quietly pass us by for greener pasture. Hope y'all enjoy my friends.  

Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

Status- Standing by.

The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • Theophan
    Theophan Posts: 2,654
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    I can't really say I'm the least bit interested in the functional state of your gastrointestinal tract's nether orifice, would happily be spared any future discussion of turds other than Atomic Buffalo :), but WOW every BIT of your cook looks AMAZING!!!!  Spectacular stuff!!!
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  • Eggcelsior
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  • bgebrent
    bgebrent Posts: 19,636
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    Great comeback my friend!!  I have no Seal of Approval but this return deserves one!  Outstanding on every level.
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
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  • Eggcelsior
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    Scottie, you are impacted, I am more than happy to offer up a Shock Trauma handshake at Butt Blast to, uh, "release the tension".
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  • Elijah
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    Good luck with the anus. The food looks mighty fine.
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  • bgebrent
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    Eggcelsior said:
    Scottie, you are impacted, I am more than happy to offer up a Shock Trauma handshake at Butt Blast to, uh, "release the tension".
    Bring you latex gloves brother, lots of them!
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
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  • Mattman3969
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    The food is more than fine looking but I do hope your movements straighten up after this feast.  

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  • blasting
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    Great looking cooks Scottie.

    Best wishes to you and your anus.

    Phoenix 
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  • Dredger
    Dredger Posts: 1,468
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    Welcome back! I'm sure you mother appreciated all of your help on the remodel. Cooks look amazing. A real "solid" comeback, lol.
    Large BGE
    Greenville, SC
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 31,059
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    I'm glad this thread turned out to be very different from what I'd guessed based on the title alone.   
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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  • lousubcap
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    Great groceries right there-and for the remaining...I guess whatever it takes to "dial it in" is fair game.  And I'm all in with the no pics as I don't need to know it happened-I believe!  ;)
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period.
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  • yljkt
    yljkt Posts: 799
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    Glad your back SGH. Hopefully all that food wont create a Havana Omelet.  
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  • Eggscuses
    Eggscuses Posts: 399
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    I thought that post title would come after the butt blast.
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  • blasting
    blasting Posts: 6,262
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    Ailing Anus would be a great band name

    Phoenix 
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  • tarheelmatt
    tarheelmatt Posts: 9,867
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    So last we hear from you, you went off with Grim and Nola and you come back with an ailing anus.... 



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  • Fred19Flintstone
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    The food looks great brother!  I'm not sure why I opened a thread about your anus other than I thought it would be entertaining.  It was.  I hope it all comes out ok.
    Flint, Michigan
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  • SGH
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    Thank you all for the very kind words. I'm pleased to report that the anus is back in top form and performing like a champ. Nothing like a good blow out to set things right.  

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,794
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    Fred19Flintstone said:
    I'm not sure why I opened a thread about your anus 
    My anus is the most interesting anus in the world ;)

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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    SGH said:
    Thank you all for the very kind words. I'm pleased to report that the anus is back in top form and performing like a champ. Nothing like a good blow out to set things right.  
    The second best sensation a man can experience.
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
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    dmchicago said:
    SGH said:
    Thank you all for the very kind words. I'm pleased to report that the anus is back in top form and performing like a champ. Nothing like a good blow out to set things right.  
    The second best sensation a man can experience.
    No question of it my friend. You called that one right on the money =)

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • Darby_Crenshaw
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    if steven were there, i'm sure he would kiss it better for you ;)


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  • Jeepster47
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    Damn, sounds like the title to a new BBQ book ... "The Ailing Anus" ... or a blog ... or a restaurant. 

    Washington, IL  >  Queen Creek, AZ ... Two large eggs and an adopted Mini Max

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  • SGH
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    Darby_Crenshaw said:
    if steven were there, i'm sure he would kiss it better for you ;)


    Darby, I have heard that Steven was that kind of fellow ;)

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • Darby_Crenshaw
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    (ahem.  time to trot out this favorite of mine.  cough.  cough.  ahem... ok)

    I put myself through college by dancing at a gay bar under the name "Ailing Anus"


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  • bhedges1987
    bhedges1987 Posts: 3,201
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    Great looking grub

    Kansas City, Missouri
    Large Egg
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    "All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us" - Gandalf


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  • piney
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    SGH I will be leaving here on Wednesday night and be in your area on Thursday (hungry)!!
    Lenoir, N.C.
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  • lousubcap
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    Nothing so over-rated as a good phque and under-rated as a good $hit.
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period.
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  • bgebrent
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    lousubcap said:
    Nothing so over-rated as a good phque and under-rated as a good $hit.
    LOL!!!
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
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  • HeavyG
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    Looking at all that delicious grub is a clue to what may be impacting your lower tract - decided lack of veggies/fiber there. :)
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk




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  • Roadpuke0
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    That will tighten you up!

    Plumbers local 130 chicago.     Why do today what you can do tomorrow

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