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  • henapplehenapple Posts: 14,083
    Chuck Norris doesn't grill on a mangrate...Chuck Norris gets mangrated.
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
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  • IrishDevlIrishDevl Posts: 1,390
    Nola - fantastic.
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    "I don't always grill.  But when I do, I prefer Mangrates!  Stay Mangrates manly, my friends!"

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    Flint, Michigan.  Named the most dangerous city in America by the F.B.I. three years running.

    We invented the U.A.W. and carjacking!

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  • IrishDevlIrishDevl Posts: 1,390

    Loving this forum... should have joined a long time ago. I've reluctantly been bald for ten years... mangrates may be the answer!! Hallelujah!!

    I'm not only the Mangrate President, but I'm also a client.

    - Hair Club For Men.
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  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 11,046
    I see where this is going....
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  • odie91odie91 Posts: 205
    WoW, what a thread.  You fella's are a tough crowd haha.
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  • KoskoKosko Posts: 535
    My wife left me for a mangrate!
    Peachtree City, Ga Large BGE
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  • Brent believes. He said "Look cavemencook, no need to throw the football in the backyard -just learn how to smoke with the BGE and Mangrates. Sports Illustrated swimsuit models will be showing up before the steaks are done."

    If its not memorable, its not worth doing.

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  • TjcoleyTjcoley Posts: 3,422
    Lady Grantham: "You are quite wonderful the way you see room for improvement wherever you look. I never thought of using a Mangrate on a BGE."
    Mrs. Crawley: "I take that as a compliment."
    Lady Grantham: "I must've said it wrong."
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  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 11,046

    Brent believes. He said "Look cavemencook, no need to throw the football in the backyard -just learn how to smoke with the BGE and Mangrates. Sports Illustrated swimsuit models will be showing up before the steaks are done."

    Not only that, hugh heffner will sell his place and bring the girls over to your grotto.

    I heard that mangrates and playmates will be the February cover.
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  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 13,817
    edited January 2013
    How ManGrates changed my life, part Deux.

    Little did I know how much of a "gift" this was at the time.  The ManGrate box was heavy, and whatever was in it was well packed.  I opened the box and pulled out a set of three grates.  Gleaming, heavy stygian black cast iron, the air suddenly felt as if charged with ozone, and the hair on my arms raised up.  A faint hum could be heard.  If it were my imagination or actually a physical manifestation of the ManGrates, I could not be sure.

    If I could back up and digress, I was born with a terrible physical deformity.  My feet both face backwards. When I walk forward, me toes are walking backwards and vice versa.  Why do I mention this, well you will see shortly.

    I tucked the ManGrates under my Times Picayune newspaper bed (there's been a severe homeless bedding shortage since the paper changed from daily to 3-days a week delivery) and started to shiver myself to sleep.  The first night with my newly acquired ManGrates was the oddest ever.  People started gathering around my box, talking in hushed voices.  The Vietnam vets, who are usually very belligerent, just pointed and whispered, as if there was something that couldn't be said too loud.  I couldn't sleep with the constant subtle disturbances by my fellow bums, until I became delirious with fatigue, and that's when the flying rat visited my home, in the box.

    The pigeon, I know this sounds crazy but bear with me, could talk!   It talked to me in a language that I couldn't understand.  I later learned that it was Pigeon.

    In the morning, I though it all were just a dream, until I noticed my feet faced forward again.  What a miracle!  Looking back on that day, it all seems impossible, but it actually happened unless this is some prolonged dream. The ManGrates were magical.

    Stay tuned for part III.
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  • BotchBotch Posts: 3,065
    Hidden message, contact me for further instructions.  
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    Live fast, die young, and leave a well-marbled corpse.  
     
    Ogden, Utard.  
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  • BotchBotch Posts: 3,065
    The answer to the universe is 42.  
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    Live fast, die young, and leave a well-marbled corpse.  
     
    Ogden, Utard.  
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  • BotchBotch Posts: 3,065
    Guess who learned how to use a meme generator this afternoon?

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    Live fast, die young, and leave a well-marbled corpse.  
     
    Ogden, Utard.  
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  • AleBrewerAleBrewer Posts: 555
    Lance Armstrong claims he never used Mangrates
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  • IrishDevlIrishDevl Posts: 1,390
    AleBrewer said:

    Lance Armstrong claims he never used Mangrates

    Actually he is going on Oprah to admit to full mangrate usage. Sport will never be the same now that they can use mangrates.
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  • AleBrewerAleBrewer Posts: 555
    I am going to slip some mangrates in between the mattress and box spring
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  • SmokinDAWG82SmokinDAWG82 Posts: 1,704
    AleBrewer said:
    I am going to slip some mangrates in between the mattress and box spring
    Your wife will be forever grateful!
    LBGE
    Go Dawgs! - Marietta, GA
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  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 11,046
    Oh yeah
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  • thetrimthetrim Posts: 1,040
    Saw this was going to page Two, so I wanted to save it. 

    I loved the Phil Simms comment in at the opening segment of the Patriots/Texans game discussing the retrofitting of New England dining facility with mangrates on the cooktop...
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  • Isn't that mangrate the most beautiful thing you've ever seen??
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    If its not memorable, its not worth doing.

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  • Crispix49Crispix49 Posts: 190
    Just read that Mangrates got a special tax break as part of the fiscal cliff deal due to the economic boom they are causing...the Mangrate lobbyists in DC got their way.
    Atlanta suburbs
    Large & Mini owner
    UGA Alum - Go Dawgs!
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  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 11,046

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    Let me sing you the song of my people :

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  • Ok, ok, enough kidding around.  If you want to be a real MAN then use MANgrates!  It wouldn't make this much sense if it wasn't true.
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  • BoomerBoomer Posts: 115
    OMG, you guys are very talented and natural born Comedians, Who need Adam Carolla?
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