Dear Cazzy.....

The Cen-Tex Smoker · January 4

I just sent you a vac sealed package of white powder. I'm sure when the police show up at your door they will gladly accept your explanation that someone you have never met is sending you food additives for the purpose of gluing meats together.

Good Luck

Centex

Hi54putty · January 4

Hilarious

Mickey · January 4

Don't have on your kilt when you go to jail. Just saying..................

double · January 4

Centex... Taking out the competition... I guess he can still compete and win the weight loss comp from jail!

SmokinDAWG82 · January 4

Wouldn't want to take it through the airport!
That would be an interesting explanation,

The Cen-Tex Smoker · January 4

Well....the bird is away. No way I'm putting my return address on that bad boy.Guess I'll know things went sideways when the swat team shows up at my crazy neighbor's house.

cazzy · January 4

Lmao! I still have your address so I'll be able to send the fuzz your way if need be!

Good stuff right here!

The Cen-Tex Smoker · January 4

cazzy said:

Lmao! I still have your address so I'll be able to send the fuzz your way if need be! Good stuff right here!

That's disappointing. Forgot about that.

cazzy · January 8

So I received the care package and thankfully avoided interrogation from the FBI. It sure caught my wife off guard though...which was a good laugh.

The Cen-Tex Smoker · January 9

:). Call me if you need some pointers.

Chubbs · January 9

C-T, what is all of the meat glue jazz?

The Cen-Tex Smoker · January 11

soooooo......did you get it? Inquiring minds want to know.

The Cen-Tex Smoker · January 11

Chubbs said:

C-T, what is all of the meat glue jazz?

Hey Chubbs- meat glue is an enzyme that bonds proteins. It's very common in stuff like deli meat and used in tons of commercial food preparations as well (chicken nuggets, mc Rib, hot dogs, sausages etc). It has become kind of fashionable to use in upscale preparations as well like this:

http://eggheadforum.com/discussion/1146770/brineyep-meat-glueyep-sous-videyep-torch-yep-awesome-oh-yes-tfj-killed-it-tonight#latest

You can use it to glue bacon to chicken or glue chicken skin on fish, or any other kind of weird stuff you can think of. It's harmless and is present in your body right now (you could not live without it).

Fun stuff and you can create some really good food with it. If you are going to try it, just start with a simple bacon wrapped chicken thigh or something like that.

Like this:

http://eggheadforum.com/discussion/1138413/fun-with-meat-glue#latest

You can buy it here: http://www.modernistpantry.com/transglutaminase.html?gclid=CJWFzovrmK8CFehgTAodwjU0ww

Chubbs · January 11

Man, I thought that is what you guys/gals were discussing. I am already trying to tell my wife it is not weird if she comes home from work and a huge hunk of meat is hanging from my ceiling in the kitchen.

I cannot imagine if she comes home and I have a headlamp and gloves on glueing bacon to jalapenos.

@-)

Ragtop99 · January 11

Chubbs said:
I cannot imagine if she comes home and I have a headlamp and gloves on glueing bacon to jalapenos.
@-)

I'm sure it will be ok once you tell her you're smoking them.
=))

Eggcelsior · January 11

Especially with a bag of white powder on the counter.

The Cen-Tex Smoker · January 11

cazzy said:

So I received the care package and thankfully avoided interrogation from the FBI. It sure caught my wife off guard though...which was a good laugh.

Funny. I just saw this so disregard my other post. I use a flour shaker to dust the meat. Seems to work really well and distribute it evenly.Lemme know what you think

The Cen-Tex Smoker · January 11

Chubbs said:

Man, I thought that is what you guys/gals were discussing. I am already trying to tell my wife it is not weird if she comes home from work and a huge hunk of meat is hanging from my ceiling in the kitchen.

I cannot imagine if she comes home and I have a headlamp and gloves on glueing bacon to jalapenos.
@-)

Cazzy and I were laughing that we blew past normal a long time ago. Fortunately, I have a partner in crime as my wife is even more of a foodie than me. BTW- It will work great on ABT's. No more tooth picks!

nolaegghead · January 11

Just don't glue your hand to your meat - that would be a tough one to explain to the wife.... :D

Mickey · January 11

nolaegghead would like to re-post the above X_X

The Cen-Tex Smoker · January 11

nolaegghead said:

Just don't glue your hand to your meat - that would be a tough one to explain to the wife.... :D

and the doctor...and especially if you have been handling jalapenos....ouch

nolaegghead · January 11

Let me clarify - I meant the meat you're preparing to cook.... Mickey's mind is in the gutter. ;)

Eggcelsior · January 11

That's the grown-up version of the kid's that superglue their fingers inside their noses whilst building model airplanes. That'll teach them to dig for gold.

cazzy · January 11

Lol

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

Chubbs said:

Man, I thought that is what you guys/gals were discussing. I am already trying to tell my wife it is not weird if she comes home from work and a huge hunk of meat is hanging from my ceiling in the kitchen.

I cannot imagine if she comes home and I have a headlamp and gloves on glueing bacon to jalapenos.
@-)

Cazzy and I were laughing that we blew past normal a long time ago. Fortunately, I have a partner in crime as my wife is even more of a foodie than me. BTW- It will work great on ABT's. No more tooth picks!

Indeed we are. My wifey is pretty supportive because she gets to taste and almost always enjoy my creations in the kitchen. I definitely enjoy cooking so I have no complaints that she can't cook.

My weird is normal to her now so not many things surprise her these days. That is until a package of white powder shows up in the mail. Lol

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