I just sent you a vac sealed package of white powder. I'm sure when the police show up at your door they will gladly accept your explanation that someone you have never met is sending you food additives for the purpose of gluing meats together.
Keeping it Weird in the ATX
2 Large BGE
1 MiniMax BGE
1 Karubecue C60 (aka-"The Dishwasher")
More accessories than TFJ knows about and one more purchase from mandatory counciling