Best Option For Thrown Sandwich

JohnInCarolina · August 15

Imagine you wanted to throw a sandwich at someone you really disliked, if not rightly despised.

What’s the best option for this use case? I feel like the forum members will have some solid thoughts on this.

To be clear the idea is to maximize embarrassment by the target while also minimizing the likelihood of prosecution for assault.

Battleborn · August 15

First instinct is to say a nice meatball or eggplant parm. However, the red sauce is great for evidence. Maybe a Subway “tuna” sandwich that has sat in the back of a hot car all afternoon.

Legume · August 15

How is mustard, for evidence?

MaskedMarvel · August 15

They don’t call it a “CLUB” for nuthin’…

JohnInCarolina · August 15

Battleborn said:

First instinct is to say a nice meatball or eggplant parm. However, the red sauce is great for evidence. Maybe a Subway “tuna” sandwich that has sat in the back of a hot car all afternoon.

I like the way you’re thinking about this.

Hook_emHornsfan_74 · August 15

PBJ. The peanut butter would keep the sandwich intact, inflicting more pain.

ColbyLang · August 15

Sloppy Joe. Splatter effect

DoubleEgger · August 15

I’m thinking McRib.

GrateEggspectations · August 15

Definitely a "submarine-style sandwich". My personal choice would be one of those massive party subs.

GrateEggspectations · August 15

Battleborn said:

First instinct is to say a nice meatball or eggplant parm. However, the red sauce is great for evidence. Maybe a Subway “tuna” sandwich that has sat in the back of a hot car all afternoon.

Turning the tables, I, for one, would be curious to know what type a sandwich assault receiver would most appreciate. Would they attempt to consume upon impact? Store it and then eat it at home? So many questions….

Ozzie_Isaac · August 15

Fermented shrimp Bao. Softly steamed, so it breaks apart upon impact, but holds together with a sidearm through inducing some spin for stability on the throw.

Battleborn · August 15

I just caught the sub-forum that this was posted under. Nice.

Botch · August 15

shtgunal3 · August 15

Is a chili dog a sandwich?

zaphod · August 15

no

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JohnInCarolina · August 15

Probably not optimal to throw something you might decide to want to eat instead. Some of you are a little too gourmet and sh!t

fishlessman · August 15

First, piss the big bouncer off at the biker bar at midnight, then throw a pickled pigs foot sandwich before closing time at the dumbass bouncer and tell everyone else off

Buckwoody Egger · August 15

just grab one by the pastrami and fling it. if you’re famous they just let you do it

Gulfcoastguy · August 15

Pulled pork with chopped onions.

kl8ton · August 15

Is a hot dog a sandwich? A taco? Burrito?

Gulfcoastguy · August 16

Sardine and Limburger sub with mustard?

Buckwoody Egger · August 16

wondering if it should have been a Ben’s Chili Bowl. it was a wrapped subway footlong. in case anyone is comparing that is two J6 inches in one wrapper.

fishlessman · August 16

Just so you know, take it out of the wrapper/package first.....I'm thinking some don't know

Botch · August 16

kl8ton said:

Is a hot dog a sandwich? A taco? Burrito?

A hot dog is a taco. Tasty fillings wrapped on three sides with a carbohydrate-based sheet food product, often eaten by hand.

JohnInCarolina · August 16

Buckwoody Egger · August 16

lol. supreme court definition of a sandwich in 3…..2…..1…

fishlessman · August 16

fishlessman said:

First, piss the big bouncer off at the biker bar at midnight, then throw a pickled pigs foot sandwich before closing time at the dumbass bouncer and tell everyone else off

Keeping the thread on track, prosecution low. Dead or waking up several days later.....

Buckwoody Egger · August 16

yes, that is definitely the way to keep this very on track thread directly on the rails.

Botch · August 16

fishlessman said:

First, piss the big bouncer off at the biker bar at midnight, then throw a pickled pigs foot sandwich before closing time at the dumbass bouncer and tell everyone else off

Do they still make that? Dad loved nibbling on that stuff (I could take it or leave it) back in the 60's/70's, but I haven't seen or heard of it since.

Legume · August 16

I think the wrapper is important. It's a mask, so the sandwich can't be identified.

DoubleEgger · August 16

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