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just a simple Christmas request

RRP
RRP Posts: 26,451
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All those of you who place Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has red or blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around a corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack! I have to brake hard, toss my beer out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive! It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding!!!
Re-gasketing the USA one yard at a time 
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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,988
    What do you do with that extra large money bag 💰 when you see those lights?

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • RRP
    RRP Posts: 26,451
    edited December 2020
    SGH said:
    What do you do with that extra large money bag 💰 when you see those lights?
    Hey pal...I really have NO CLUE why you think I’m so rich...

    Oh well, sh-t happens. Merry Christmas to you! 
    Re-gasketing the USA one yard at a time 
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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,988
    RRP said:
    SGH said:
    What do you do with that extra large money bag 💰 when you see those lights?
    Hey pal...I really have NO CLUE why you think I’m so rich...
    :rofl:

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,988
    RRP said:
    Oh well, sh-t happens. Merry Christmas to you! 
    Merry Moneymas to you too my wealthy friend.  

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,682
    I’d seen a version of this joke before, but I still laughed Ron.  Merry Christmas to you too!
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • RRP
    RRP Posts: 26,451
    JohnInCarolina said:
    I’d seen a version of this joke before, but I still laughed Ron.  Merry Christmas to you too!
    Same back at you, John. Obviously I had not read that joke before and would not have posted it had I known better!
    Re-gasketing the USA one yard at a time 
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  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 36,698
    Merry Christmas Ron.  Stay healthy and safe out there.
    And plan to watch 2020 fade into history at Midnight local time on 12/31.  If ever a year can't become history quickly enough , this is the one!
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint.  
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  • nolaeggheads_squirel
    nolaeggheads_squirel Posts: 75
    RRP said:
     All while trying to drive!

    What has happened to your chauffeur?  Did you give them time off for holidays?
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  • hoosier_egger
    hoosier_egger Posts: 6,808
    Merry Christmas, Ron
    ~ John - Formerly known as ColtsFan  - https://www.instagram.com/hoosier_egger
    XL BGE, LG BGE, Med BGE, BGE Chiminea, Ardore Pizza Oven
    Bloomington, IN - Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoosiers!

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  • RyanStl
    RyanStl Posts: 1,050
    What a waste of a perfectly good beer.
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  • QDude
    QDude Posts: 1,064
    Merry Christmas Ron.  I'm sure I will ordering another XL gasket from you soon as the base is scheduled to crack in 2021.  It will only be the third time!

    Northern Colorado Egghead since 2012.

    XL BGE and a KBQ.

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