OT - What are you doing right now?

@DoubleEgger & @thetrim - awesome sunsets!!- you got me beat!

Jazz knows jerk when he sees it.

Nola supplies the Jazz lube to the petting zoo. Ease up.

The F is this shiz?

Wall to wall football with the various titles hoving in to view for, well Man City really.

Fun-fact though : Liverpool can go unbeaten for the rest fo season and not win the PL, while winning the Champions League. A feat that all Reds fans will call a season ‘wasted’ as all they want is the PL. But, they have to beat Barca’ in the final to do that, so double runners-up it is then? 

Four days of PL starts tonight with 'battle of the former Liverpool managers'. Brendan’s lads welcome Rafa’s for a kick about tonight. Toon need the win more than the Foxes, but the home team are on a roll of three wins on the bounce. I think they’ll make it a fourth. 1-0, Vardy, 65th minute. 

Tomorrow, a long afternoon of six matches form lunch until tea time;

Spurs host hapless and sunk Huddersfield. There will be many changes in the Spurs ranks as Sir Harry of Kane & England is crock for period unknown. They are mid-way between the Man City CL two-legger. No-one is fooled by their one goal advantage in that tie and expect City to get 2 or 3 with ease in the return leg. That said Spurs absolutely have to win this, for all manner of reasons. And they will, but in a laboured fashion 2-0.

Brighton will sadly accrue the remaining points they need to stay up against Bournemouth. This is sad news and speaks of The Cherries horrid away form and mostly the fact that we gifted the dirty seagulls six points. (FFS!)

My FF team would prefer an away win, but it’ll be an eye gouging 1-0 to the Two-Pier Pretenders. And I think Houghton will be elsewhere next year.

Burnley Cardiff is more fun than it sounds. Barely contained lunatic Neil Warnock (he of the hilarious anagram) thinks he can get thee-points here and pile pressure on the hosts and Brighton. Seems a little unlikely as Dyche’s men really need the points too - and they have been a bit more energetic on that front recently. I think this is the end for ‘Colin’ as Burnley will edge a narrow victory. The season, to all intents and purposes, ends here - for everyone. Cardiff join Huddersfield and Fulham through the trap-door.

Southampton Wolves could be a good match. Wolves missed out on the FA Cup Final due to the sh*tehouses of Watford. Admittedly, trying to play while wearing Mexican wrestling masks made the challenge that much harder (they did, Google it), but anyway its all water under the edge now. I like it when Southampton lose so hopefully Wolves find the urge to press on for the final European berth and grab an away win here, 2-1.

Man Utd have stuttered recently and slumped back to 6th in the league. The Ole Honeymoon is over and the cracks of the team are emerging. West Ham are just weird - mainly hamstrung by their best player; Arnoutovic - who is also their worst, sometimes in the same game. Could go either way, but 2-1 home win feels about right.

In the EFL Stoke broke free of those 0-0 draw shackles to lose 3-1 mid-week and have two players set off. Well done them, go big or go home. This time they host Rotherham who are clinging to survival and need the points. A return to normality 0-0 again, just for old times sake. 

Sunday;

Palace will lose to Man City, because they are at home, can't go down and are very much the second best team on the pitch. 3-1 to City with a late penalty for Palace to save face, having been three down since the 12th minute. 

Liverpool welcome Chelsea and in the spirit of the Spice Girls ‘..really, really, really want to …’ win. Both played in Europe this week and will again soon.  The blues have stabilised and you know what, I think they might edge this. Hazard has stormer and it ends 2-1 to the Londoners. Cue combustion on Merseyside, cries of ‘not fair’ and many tears.

Monday finally arrives to draw a veil over things. Arsenal going to Watford will end only one way, with the brutes robbing the Gunners of all three points and kicking them in the shins at the same time. 1-0 the Hornets. 

Thats it folks. @Eoin and I will spend the weekend feeling excluded from Butt Blast while you all have much fun. I have said previously, if its warm beer and general apathy you’re after, England’s the place to host next year.

Sorry 'bout that. I only keep track of National Brisket Day May 28; National Bourbon Day (which has captured a few others) June 14th and National Chicken Wing Day July 29th. With those I'm quite good. Gotta segregate the national days...

Today's PSA is brought to you from the streets. First, if you ask to pet someone else's dog at a park and the owner says it's friendly, just remember that that friendly dog still has the ability to bite your face and make you look like The Joker.

Also, be careful who you drink with at a house party. They may wind up stabbing two people in the neck.

@Battleborn said:

Today's PSA is brought to you from the streets. First, if you ask to pet someone else's dog at a park and the owner says it's friendly, just remember that that friendly dog still has the ability to bite your face and make you look like The Joker.

"I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!!?!"

"That's not my dog" [/french accent] 😆

I would eat about 12 of those tacos.

This thing is impressive!

I saw KISS on their first tour with the makeup back on. I'm not much of a metalhead but what a show, people were still screaming as we were filing out, only to see a blood-red lunar eclipse in the sky. Surreal!