OT - What are you doing right now?

I'm in charge of everything in the kitchen. Picture is a little deceiving. Filet is .55pd and the strip is .95pd.

SWMBO just informed me that I am making pizza for us tomorrow and I quote "You know, in case you don't come home after Butt Blast". Lol!

So I better go knock out some dough.

Lamb chops

Some of these in BB future as Hawaiian ribs. Yup. As requested by @DMW

Untrue. It’s adjacent to the petting zoo and it’s always open.

Looks delish!

308 win mag would get my vote.

I need to go to covfefe

On to today’s frolics;

Bournemouth who are safe in all but maths, host Burnley. There will be goals though each are in dire form. The visitors did shock Wolves 2-0 last time out. That's the Wolves who then beat Utd 2-1 at Old Trafford in mid-week. I have more Bournemouth than Burnley in my FF team, so lets say a fun 3-2 home win.

Doomed Huddersfield welcome Messianic Brendan's resurgent Leicester. I give it a year before they all fall out and the club implodes in acrimony again. Nothing in it for either team. History suggests that relegated teams either dance like no one is watching and turn in to Brazil or just give up. 3-0 one way or the other then. Lets go for a Foxes win as they owe their fans something. 

Palace head way way way North to the barren ice tundra of Newcastle and find a team that have defied gravity and logic to be a handful of points clear of Cardiff. A win for either assures PL football next year. Palace are better on the road and Newcastle are hit and miss generally. Feels like a 2-1, less clear which way. Palace face City and Arsenal after this and habitually welcome the pain of a losing streak to set up an unnecessarily nervy ending to the season. Home win then.

Stoke are at Blackburn. A game with nil nil stamped across it - mainly as Stoke are involved and this could be their fifth 0 - 0 in a row. Outstanding!

On to Sunday and bubbly Arsenal go to erratic Everton, who are struggling to be the most Everton-like team in the league this time around (the proverbial bridesmaids, just outside the top 6). I think the Gunners can do this by taking a 2-1 back to London and keeping the pressure on Spurs for a 3rd place finish. 

On Monday, its all London with Chelsea welcoming West Ham. Back in the 80’s this would have been something of a civll war reconstruction in the stands - but not so much now. The Hammers have been the most peculiar of teams this year and somehow amassed 42 points with no one noticing. Nothing really in this for them and I assume joyless Sarri will witness a hum drum home win that pushes Spurs (potentially) down to 5th - provoking seismic levels of neurosis at the new White Hart Lane. 

FA Cup semi finals Man City to hump Brighton 84 - 0 today with the Seagulls have 2 or 3 sent off too, hopefully.

Tomorrow Watford and Wolves will provide a greater spectacle and in fact is a good reflection of how well each have done this year. However, their styles could yield a nil all and it goes to penalties. I don’t like Watford, so Wolves to win on penalties. 

Finally, if watching tall, muscular and entitled men in very tight fitting wet clothes being shouted at by a very very small person is your thing, the Boat Race is on tomorrow. The least accessible sport in the history of time causes chaos on the Thames again. Not the greatest advert for multicultural and socially inclusive Britain. 

And look, not a single mention of the death knell of democracy that is BREXIT. Just 108 rounds of pointless voting scheduled for this week.

@bgebrent @DoubleEgger Looking in the freezer came across these Brent 100 day dry aged steaks from September 2016.. What you think? Need to be healthy for Butt Blast..

I would not hesitate to cook and eat that @johnmitchell