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OT - Cerebral Joke

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CTMike
CTMike Posts: 3,247
edited June 2018 in Off Topic
I expect this will be over the head of most of you, especially the grunts (@killit_and_grillit @thetrim), but here goes anyhow:  B)B)B)

Einstein is playing hide and seek with Heisenberg and Newton. Einstein covers his eyes and begins to count. Heisenberg immediately runs and hides. Newton meanwhile grabs a stick and draw a box in the dirt, with sides exactly 1 meter long. He then proceeds to sit down inside the box. 

Einstein finishes counting, opens his eyes, and see Newton sitting there. He immediately walks over and yells “Why didn’t you tell me Pascal was playing?”
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  • SonVolt
    SonVolt Posts: 3,314
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    What's do you call a Bee that makes milk?



    a boobee
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  • danv23
    danv23 Posts: 953
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    Bacon and eggs walk into a bar. Bartender looks at them and says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."

    I'll be here all week.  Try try the veal.

    The Dude: This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber.

    Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! *uck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. 

    Cumming, GA

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    My wife keeps telling me to stop pretending to be butter. But I'm on a roll now.
    ~ John - https://www.instagram.com/hoosier_egger
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  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 32,384
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    Here I thought it was gonna be a six factor formula drill...
    Units for the win!
    Since I'm here- trust your catering business is doing well (especially given the feeder at your power plant) and life is good.  BTW- even in the land of bourbon access to many has been exported.
    Submarines once-
    Cap
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period.
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  • CTMike
    CTMike Posts: 3,247
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    lousubcap said:
    Here I thought it was gonna be a six factor formula drill...
    Units for the win!
    Since I'm here- trust your catering business is doing well (especially given the feeder at your power plant) and life is good.  BTW- even in the land of bourbon access to many has been exported.
    Submarines once-
    Cap
    I was sitting in GFES (Generic Fundmentals - part of license class) and our Plant Manager (former #1 grad at Annapolis) was guest teaching and asked if I knew a mnemonic for remembering the 6 factor formula. I replied something like “I do, but the version that I learned would not be acceptable in today’s corporate environment.” He chuckled and moved on. 

    Catering business is doing well, expect to more than double our sales over last year. 

    Submarines twice . . . . 
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  • thetrim
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    It’s not gay if your underway. 
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  • thetrim
    thetrim Posts: 11,357
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    What do you see when the pills bury doughboy bends over?

    Doughnuts. 
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  • thetrim
    thetrim Posts: 11,357
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    thetrim said:
    It’s not gay if your underway. 
    How many Pascals does it take to compromise the sphincter of a shipmate?
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  • Ozzie_Isaac
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    Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out "We got him!"
    They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. That's against their interests. - George Carlin
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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 19,094
    edited June 2018
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    my favorite:

     ∫(1/cabin)dcabin
    They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. That's against their interests. - George Carlin
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  • thetrim
    thetrim Posts: 11,357
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    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qPh-cCAVGTA
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  • thetrim
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    https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=submarine+jokes+dr+evil&view=detail&mid=8C028B8555DAF95003F98C028B8555DAF95003F9&FORM=VIRE
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    https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=submarine+jokes+dr+evil&&view=detail&mid=414A1FCFCF1953DAAC7D414A1FCFCF1953DAAC7D&rvsmid=8C028B8555DAF95003F98C028B8555DAF95003F9&FORM=VDQVAP
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  • thetrim
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPh-cCAVGTA
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  • thetrim
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    There we go.  Finally
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  • thetrim
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    https://www.duffelblog.com/2013/11/navy-100-year-old-gay-underway-directive-rescinded/

    Thursday is the new Friday!
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  • UncleBilly
    UncleBilly Posts: 225
    edited June 2018
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    You were right - it was way over my head!  I didn’t know who Pascal was and had to look him up.  Joke makes sense now, but without Google I’d still be scratching my head!  
    XL  Central Ohio
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    CTMike said:
    I expect this will be over the head of most of you, especially the grunts (@killit_and_grillit @thetrim), but here goes anyhow:  B)B)B)

    Einstein is playing hide and seek with Heisenberg and Newton. Einstein covers his eyes and begins to count. Heisenberg immediately runs and hides. Newton meanwhile grabs a stick and draw a box in the dirt, with sides exactly 1 meter long. He then proceeds to sit down inside the box. 

    Einstein finishes counting, opens his eyes, and see Newton sitting there. He immediately walks over and yells “Why didn’t you tell me Pascal was playing?”
    I don't get it.  Can someone explain it to me?  I know who all these people are.
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  • Ozzie_Isaac
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    nolaegghead said:
    CTMike said:
    I expect this will be over the head of most of you, especially the grunts (@killit_and_grillit @thetrim), but here goes anyhow:  B)B)B)

    Einstein is playing hide and seek with Heisenberg and Newton. Einstein covers his eyes and begins to count. Heisenberg immediately runs and hides. Newton meanwhile grabs a stick and draw a box in the dirt, with sides exactly 1 meter long. He then proceeds to sit down inside the box. 

    Einstein finishes counting, opens his eyes, and see Newton sitting there. He immediately walks over and yells “Why didn’t you tell me Pascal was playing?”
    I don't get it.  Can someone explain it to me?  I know who all these people are.
     Don't worry, it is blaise.
    They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. That's against their interests. - George Carlin
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  • theyolksonyou
    theyolksonyou Posts: 18,458
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    Fvckin geeks. 
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  • Killit_and_Grillit
    Killit_and_Grillit Posts: 4,326
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    Oh you Navy guys. All those brains. All that p*ssy. Where do you find the time. 

    "Brought to you by bourbon, bacon, and a series of questionable life decisions."

    South of Nashville, TN

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  • Botch
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    lousubcap said:
    Units for the win!

    Ah, now I got it.  
     
    So, Schrodinger's cat jumps into a paper bag.... 
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    "Pro-Life" would be twenty students graduating from Sandy Hook next month  


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  • FrostyEgg
    FrostyEgg Posts: 583
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    How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram!
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  • thetrim
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    LEOnis where it’s at!
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  • HeavyG
    HeavyG Posts: 10,350
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    Graphing cowculators


    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk




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  • Ozzie_Isaac
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    HeavyG said:
    Graphing cowculators


     I would love that on a T-shirt
    They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. That's against their interests. - George Carlin
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  • billt01
    billt01 Posts: 1,529
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    Einstein = Homo sapien
    Heisenberg = Homo sapien
    Newton = Homo sapien 

    Pascal=Newton Meter= measurement of force....he/it can't play, he ain't them....


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  • billt01
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    HeavyG said:
    Graphing cowculators


    Now this...

    This is hilarity...
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  • SonVolt
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    nolaegghead said:
    CTMike said:
    I expect this will be over the head of most of you, especially the grunts (@killit_and_grillit @thetrim), but here goes anyhow:  B)B)B)

    Einstein is playing hide and seek with Heisenberg and Newton. Einstein covers his eyes and begins to count. Heisenberg immediately runs and hides. Newton meanwhile grabs a stick and draw a box in the dirt, with sides exactly 1 meter long. He then proceeds to sit down inside the box. 

    Einstein finishes counting, opens his eyes, and see Newton sitting there. He immediately walks over and yells “Why didn’t you tell me Pascal was playing?”
    I don't get it.  Can someone explain it to me?  I know who all these people are.



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