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OT - Cerebral Joke

CTMikeCTMike Posts: 1,806
edited June 29 in Off Topic
I expect this will be over the head of most of you, especially the grunts (@killit_and_grillit @thetrim), but here goes anyhow:  B) B) B)

Einstein is playing hide and seek with Heisenberg and Newton. Einstein covers his eyes and begins to count. Heisenberg immediately runs and hides. Newton meanwhile grabs a stick and draw a box in the dirt, with sides exactly 1 meter long. He then proceeds to sit down inside the box. 

Einstein finishes counting, opens his eyes, and see Newton sitting there. He immediately walks over and yells “Why didn’t you tell me Pascal was playing?”
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  • lousubcaplousubcap Posts: 17,758
    Here I thought it was gonna be a six factor formula drill...
    Units for the win!
    Since I'm here- trust your catering business is doing well (especially given the feeder at your power plant) and life is good.  BTW- even in the land of bourbon access to many has been exported.
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  • CTMikeCTMike Posts: 1,806
    edited June 29
    lousubcap said:
    Here I thought it was gonna be a six factor formula drill...
    Units for the win!
    Since I'm here- trust your catering business is doing well (especially given the feeder at your power plant) and life is good.  BTW- even in the land of bourbon access to many has been exported.
    Submarines once-
    Cap
    I was sitting in GFES (Generic Fundmentals - part of license class) and our Plant Manager (former #1 grad at Annapolis) was guest teaching and asked if I knew a mnemonic for remembering the 6 factor formula. I replied something like “I do, but the version that I learned would not be acceptable in today’s corporate environment.” He chuckled and moved on. 

    Catering business is doing well, expect to more than double our sales over last year. 

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  • thetrimthetrim Posts: 6,654
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  • thetrimthetrim Posts: 6,654
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  • thetrimthetrim Posts: 6,654
    edited June 29
    thetrim said:
    It’s not gay if your underway. 
    How many Pascals does it take to compromise the sphincter of a shipmate?
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  • Ozzie_IsaacOzzie_Isaac Posts: 9,075
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  • Ozzie_IsaacOzzie_Isaac Posts: 9,075
    edited June 29
    my favorite:

     ∫(1/cabin)dcabin
    If it is worth doing, it is worth overdoing.

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  • thetrimthetrim Posts: 6,654
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  • thetrimthetrim Posts: 6,654
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    XL 6/06, Mini 6/12, L 10/12, Mini #2 12/14 MiniMax 3/16
    Tampa Bay, FL
    EIB 6 Oct 95
  • thetrimthetrim Posts: 6,654
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    XL 6/06, Mini 6/12, L 10/12, Mini #2 12/14 MiniMax 3/16
    Tampa Bay, FL
    EIB 6 Oct 95
  • thetrimthetrim Posts: 6,654
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    EIB 6 Oct 95
  • thetrimthetrim Posts: 6,654
    There we go.  Finally
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  • thetrimthetrim Posts: 6,654
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  • UncleBillyUncleBilly Posts: 221
    edited June 29
    You were right - it was way over my head!  I didn’t know who Pascal was and had to look him up.  Joke makes sense now, but without Google I’d still be scratching my head!  
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  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 28,043
    CTMike said:
    I expect this will be over the head of most of you, especially the grunts (@killit_and_grillit @thetrim), but here goes anyhow:  B) B) B)

    Einstein is playing hide and seek with Heisenberg and Newton. Einstein covers his eyes and begins to count. Heisenberg immediately runs and hides. Newton meanwhile grabs a stick and draw a box in the dirt, with sides exactly 1 meter long. He then proceeds to sit down inside the box. 

    Einstein finishes counting, opens his eyes, and see Newton sitting there. He immediately walks over and yells “Why didn’t you tell me Pascal was playing?”
    I don't get it.  Can someone explain it to me?  I know who all these people are.
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  • Ozzie_IsaacOzzie_Isaac Posts: 9,075
    CTMike said:
    I expect this will be over the head of most of you, especially the grunts (@killit_and_grillit @thetrim), but here goes anyhow:  B) B) B)

    Einstein is playing hide and seek with Heisenberg and Newton. Einstein covers his eyes and begins to count. Heisenberg immediately runs and hides. Newton meanwhile grabs a stick and draw a box in the dirt, with sides exactly 1 meter long. He then proceeds to sit down inside the box. 

    Einstein finishes counting, opens his eyes, and see Newton sitting there. He immediately walks over and yells “Why didn’t you tell me Pascal was playing?”
    I don't get it.  Can someone explain it to me?  I know who all these people are.
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    Fvckin geeks. 
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  • BotchBotch Posts: 6,780
    lousubcap said:
    Units for the win!

    Ah, now I got it.  
     
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  • thetrimthetrim Posts: 6,654
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  • HeavyGHeavyG Posts: 5,381
    Graphing cowculators


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  • Ozzie_IsaacOzzie_Isaac Posts: 9,075
    HeavyG said:
    Graphing cowculators


     I would love that on a T-shirt
    If it is worth doing, it is worth overdoing.

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  • billt01billt01 Posts: 827
    edited June 29
    Einstein = Homo sapien
    Heisenberg = Homo sapien
    Newton = Homo sapien 

    Pascal=Newton Meter= measurement of force....he/it can't play, he ain't them....


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  • billt01billt01 Posts: 827
    HeavyG said:
    Graphing cowculators


    Now this...

    This is hilarity...
     "Don't listen to her, Bob.Remember: those who can, do; those who can't, teach."
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  • SonVoltSonVolt Posts: 1,095
    edited June 29
    CTMike said:
    I expect this will be over the head of most of you, especially the grunts (@killit_and_grillit @thetrim), but here goes anyhow:  B) B) B)

    Einstein is playing hide and seek with Heisenberg and Newton. Einstein covers his eyes and begins to count. Heisenberg immediately runs and hides. Newton meanwhile grabs a stick and draw a box in the dirt, with sides exactly 1 meter long. He then proceeds to sit down inside the box. 

    Einstein finishes counting, opens his eyes, and see Newton sitting there. He immediately walks over and yells “Why didn’t you tell me Pascal was playing?”
    I don't get it.  Can someone explain it to me?  I know who all these people are.



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