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Castell Testicle Festival

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  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 36,714
    Don't know about TX balls (too much beef taken for granted?). Those I have had in Wyoming and got my then 7 and 11 year old sons to eat were definitely closer to the chix flavor but that was quite a few years ago and perhaps rocky mountain oysters benefitted from the pure mountain water??  ;)
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint.  
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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 23,179
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    lousubcap said:
    Taste just like chicken.  
    Actually tastes just like steak. Texture is a bit off
    putting but if nobody told you that you had nut in your mouth you wouldn’t kmow. Like a beef chicken nugget. 
    I heard they are like cream filled eclairs.
     
    I’ve only had them fried. They actually aren’t bad but I certainly don’t go looking for them. Like a sponge-y chicken fried steak. Yum. When I worked for Dickies they were based in Fort Worth. Every customer from NYC or LA got calf fries for apps when we took them out. Whether they wanted them or not. We had lots of temporary vegetarians those nighs. 
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 23,179
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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  • caliking
    caliking Posts: 19,780
    Isn't the cream gravy redundant?

    #1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February  2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
    A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
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  • blind99
    blind99 Posts: 4,974
    caliking said:

     Bingo. I'm your guy aft of the taint. Not fore.

    You're on your own Mickey. 
    that's GD funny!

    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    lousubcap said:
    Taste just like chicken.  
    Actually tastes just like steak. Texture is a bit off
    putting but if nobody told you that you had nut in your mouth you wouldn’t kmow. Like a beef chicken nugget. 
    when i made them, after smoking, i sliced and fried them.  they had exactly the texture of a chicken nugget but with none of the flavor.  i totally failed on the seasoning.  and once you've tasted unseasoned testicle, well, there's just not a lot of motivation to go back for more.
    Chicago, IL - Large and Small BGE - Weber Gasser and Kettle
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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,936
    Pics @Mickey

    we need pics.
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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  • Mickey
    Mickey Posts: 19,768
    Mr VI
    Salado TX & 30A  FL: Egg Family: 3 Large and a very well used Mini, added a Mini Max when they came out (I'm good for now). Just given a Mini to add to the herd. 

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  • Foghorn
    Foghorn Posts: 10,226
    blind99 said:
    caliking said:

     Bingo. I'm your guy aft of the taint. Not fore.

    You're on your own Mickey. 
    that's GD funny!

    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    lousubcap said:
    Taste just like chicken.  
    Actually tastes just like steak. Texture is a bit off
    putting but if nobody told you that you had nut in your mouth you wouldn’t kmow. Like a beef chicken nugget. 
    when i made them, after smoking, i sliced and fried them.  they had exactly the texture of a chicken nugget but with none of the flavor.  i totally failed on the seasoning.  and once you've tasted unseasoned testicle, well, there's just not a lot of motivation to go back for more.
    The part in bold needs to be immortalized.  

    There are a lot of things in my food future.  I don't see this being one of them.

    XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle

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  • caliking
    caliking Posts: 19,780
    blind99   and once you've tasted unseasoned testicle, well, there's just not a lot of motivation to go back for more.

    I imagine that’s it hard to find unseasoned testicle. 

    15 mins of walking, clothed, gets things started. Especially May- Sept in Houston. 

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  • Mickey
    Mickey Posts: 19,768
    Salado TX & 30A  FL: Egg Family: 3 Large and a very well used Mini, added a Mini Max when they came out (I'm good for now). Just given a Mini to add to the herd. 

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  • Mickey
    Mickey Posts: 19,768

    Calf, turkey, & sheep. Could not tell any difference. Hell, all you could taste was the Louisiana Seasoning 
    Salado TX & 30A  FL: Egg Family: 3 Large and a very well used Mini, added a Mini Max when they came out (I'm good for now). Just given a Mini to add to the herd. 

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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,936
    Jeez @Mickey that shirt VI has is fantastic.  If he feels like bringing an extra one back to Austin size XL, I would gladly reimburse.
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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  • Mickey
    Mickey Posts: 19,768
    Legume said:
    Jeez @Mickey that shirt VI has is fantastic.  If he feels like bringing an extra one back to Austin size XL, I would gladly reimburse.
    That was the last XL. He was wanting a XXL. 
    Salado TX & 30A  FL: Egg Family: 3 Large and a very well used Mini, added a Mini Max when they came out (I'm good for now). Just given a Mini to add to the herd. 

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  • Mickey
    Mickey Posts: 19,768
    Guys i am so glad so went, real blast. Don’t see any reason to do it again. Gary said the same thing. 
    Salado TX & 30A  FL: Egg Family: 3 Large and a very well used Mini, added a Mini Max when they came out (I'm good for now). Just given a Mini to add to the herd. 

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  • GATraveller
    GATraveller Posts: 8,207
    Foghorn said:
    blind99 said:
    caliking said:

     Bingo. I'm your guy aft of the taint. Not fore.

    You're on your own Mickey. 
    that's GD funny!

    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    lousubcap said:
    Taste just like chicken.  
    Actually tastes just like steak. Texture is a bit off
    putting but if nobody told you that you had nut in your mouth you wouldn’t kmow. Like a beef chicken nugget. 
    when i made them, after smoking, i sliced and fried them.  they had exactly the texture of a chicken nugget but with none of the flavor.  i totally failed on the seasoning.  and once you've tasted unseasoned testicle, well, there's just not a lot of motivation to go back for more.
    The part in bold needs to be immortalized.  

    There are a lot of things in my food future.  I don't see this being one of them.

    once you've tasted unseasoned testicle, well, there's just not a lot of motivation to go back for more.
    Live your life as if they're all unseasoned  

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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 23,179
    Mickey said:
    Guys i am so glad so went, real blast. Don’t see any reason to do it again. Gary said the same thing. 
    When the main even is to stuff your face with fried nads, once is probably plenty 
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 17,349
    My college roommate from Minnesota brought some "fresh", but ready to fry, oysters and fried them up for us, kinda reminded me of deep-fried mushrooms but yeah, kinda bland.  
    The next time he brought a batch they were not quite ready-to-fry, but in the state as in the photo @blind99 posted.  I decided once was enough at that time, too.  Randy kept calling me a wuss after that, until I tried to get him to try sushi.  An uneasy dètente was reached.    

    “I'll have what she's having."  

        -Rob Reiner's mother!   

    Ogden, UT, USA

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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,936
    Mickey said:
    Legume said:
    Jeez @Mickey that shirt VI has is fantastic.  If he feels like bringing an extra one back to Austin size XL, I would gladly reimburse.
    That was the last XL. He was wanting a XXL. 
    I’d bet the XXLs go fast in that crowd.  Thanks for asking.
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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  • blind99
    blind99 Posts: 4,974
    Mickey said:
    Guys i am so glad so went, real blast. Don’t see any reason to do it again. Gary said the same thing. 
    Thank you for trying all those different varieties and reporting back. I’m glad to know I’m not missing anything! If you had said “sheep are bland, but spotted eastern Madagascar ocelot balls are divine,” I would probably be looking for them now. 
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  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 17,349
    ^^^ uh, spotted ocelots are only found in western Madagascar  
     ;) 

    “I'll have what she's having."  

        -Rob Reiner's mother!   

    Ogden, UT, USA

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  • caliking
    caliking Posts: 19,780
    Botch said:
    ^^^ uh, spotted ocelots are only found in western Madagascar  
     ;) 
    Used to be in Eastern Madagascar too. Until people found out how good their nuts tasted...

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