DoubleEgger said:

theyolksonyou said:

Well, I have a newly licensed driver in the house.  Pray if that's your thing. Otherwise stay out of north Georgia. 

How’s mama handling this? 

I haven't talked to her live, but not well. 

JohnInCarolina said:

fishlessman said:

i use the same random word generator i believe what he said was israeli women don't like dorks and also mentioned sarcastically that american women dont like dorks does this help

Do they like men who live in cabins with their parents?

i thought you lived in one of those big box houses?  i remember now, the cellar of one of those big box houses. for what its worth, i was just translating, understanding the written word is just not in your nature

nolaegghead said:

fishlessman said:

i use the same random word generator i believe what he said was israeli women don't like dorks and also mentioned sarcastically that american women dont like dorks does this help

"@JohnInCarolina back to the Israel trip.... I doubt the women in the audience over there will pelt you with their panties the way the science b!itches here do when you speak from the podium about surfactants and other slippery things.  Agree?"

Not really because panty pelting is usually something that adoring fans of, say, the Beetles would do.  Not exactly a demonstration of hate as much as being horny.

Also, he said he doubts they would do the same thing in Israel, so still confused, you're saying the girls there are the same but he's saying they (the "science bitches") are different.  Also, the "surfactants and other slippery things" can be a double entendre.  Not sure that's John's field, specifically.

So, doesn't help.

i tried,  maybe next time i dont buy a chinese random word generator off alibaba

This thread is a nice palate cleanser.  A little reminder in the midst of conference calls full of crazy people that even crazy comes in different temperatures.

Legume said:

This thread is a nice palate cleanser.  A little reminder in the midst of conference calls full of crazy people that even crazy comes in different temperatures.

Ah yes.   An amuse bouche.

Wow.
Someday AI will tell me if reading 5~6 unread pages on a forum are worth the time.  Kinda amusing, kinda sad; again, wow.
I've not flown to Israel but my one time thru Ankara was the first time I've had a live machine gun pointed at my chest (perhaps more, there were seven of us and four of "them", and they were sweeping while they were chattering (no English there)).    

DMW said:

SGH said:

DMW said:

I knew I liked you. Peeps are the best.

Peeps, hollow rabbits and the Recees peanut butter eggs are some of my very favorites. I look forward to all 3 every Easter. If I was forced to get just one of them, it would be the Peeps without question or doubt. I love them with a passion. 

Agree with all points above. Although, the wife got me these for Easter:


Really not sure what to make of them to be honest. Haven't tried them yet, don't really trust them...

An update on this most important topic. I stopped by Walmart today because I heard they had 15lb twin packs of Kingsford for $7.88. Sure enough, they did. Picked up 90lbs of Kingsford for $23.64 + tax. That should be enough briquettes to last for awhile. On the way out, grabbed some peeps for $0.62/pack.


I did this because, as mentioned above, I really didn't trust those mystery peeps. And for good reason. Once I got home with the real deal, I opened said mystery peeps and tried them. They were lemon peeps. That ain't right. I ate one. Thank goodness I picked up some real ones. My wife and daughter both said the lemon ones were the first peeps they actually liked. I don't know what's wrong with them, but they can have the rest of the Mystery #2 of 3 peeps.

jeffwit said:

Sorry for my ignorance, but exactly what (all-natural I’m sure) flavor are regular peeps?

If you have never had real Peeps, please go pick some up now.

To answer your question, the answer is sugar.

jeffwit said:

Sorry for my ignorance, but exactly what (all-natural I’m sure) flavor are regular peeps?

Gritty refined sugar.

Acn said:

Do women ever stop complaining about their mothers?  I know mother in law jokes are a big thing, but I feel like my wife bitches about her much more than me.

@Jeremiah can offer up some sage advice about recommending professional help. 

thetrim said:

Getting thru a "Suits" marathon.  That's a great show for anyone who hasn't watched it yet.

Enjoyed the first couple of seasons. Haven't liked the last few and quit watching.

sumoconnell said:

 Took this photo in a bathroom in Tokyo, near some bars.  Been a while since I changed my avatar.  The sign says, basically, "don't barf in our toilets"

Always good advice!  Here’s a helpful sign I saw in a bathroom in Japan: