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Huge Porterhouse and drunk dude! LOL!

SmartyPantz
SmartyPantz Posts: 145
edited April 2018 in EggHead Forum
My neighbor's boyfriend mentioned he liked my egg on Saturday and asked if it was "all that".  I told him I could tell him all about it but I'd be better if I showed him.  He said he'd come over with steaks on Monday.  He brought 2 1.5 pound 2.25 inch thick porterhouse steaks over.  Fired up the egg and got ready before I realized he was three sheets to the wind (later learned it was his birthday, good for him).  All good! when they were done, this dude went caveman and ate it with his hands!  I guess that was a good first egg experience. LOL!  Glad my wife and daughter were out for the evening though! :lol:
When do y'all teach me the secret handshake?
XL BGE, 36" Blackstone, and a Wah Wah pedal
Williamsburg, VA
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  • YukonRon
    YukonRon Posts: 17,261
    Um, caveman, um, no I have never done that. :who_me:

    Great story, excellent ambassador for the BGE.
    "Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber

    XL and MM
    Louisville, Kentucky
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  • jabam
    jabam Posts: 1,829
    You just made a friend for life!
    Central Valley CA     One large egg One chocolate lab "Halle" two chiuahuas "Skittles and PeeWee"
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  • bgebrent
    bgebrent Posts: 19,636
    That’s funny.  Buy him some bourbon and tell him to come back with more steaks.  Practice, practice, ....
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
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  • WeberWho
    WeberWho Posts: 11,532
    It sounds like he passed his BGE test
    "The pig is an amazing animal. You feed a pig an apple and it makes bacon. Let's see Michael Phelps do that" - Jim Gaffigan

    Minnesota
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  • tenpenny_05
    tenpenny_05 Posts: 286
    awesome story, reminds me if one of my old college friend who measures life in giant steaks and trophy cans haha
    Kansas City, Kansas
    Second hand Medium BGE, Second hand Black Kamado Joe Classic, Second hand Weber Kettle, Second hand Weber Smokey Mountain
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  • SmartyPantz
    SmartyPantz Posts: 145
    bgebrent said:
    That’s funny.  Buy him some bourbon and tell him to come back with more steaks.  Practice, practice, ....
    There is much to learn!!! Muwahahahaha!
    When do y'all teach me the secret handshake?
    XL BGE, 36" Blackstone, and a Wah Wah pedal
    Williamsburg, VA
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  • johnnyp
    johnnyp Posts: 3,932

    If you're having steak, I'd like to come learn more about the egg too

    XL & MM BGE, 36" Blackstone - Newport News, VA
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  • OshawaDave
    OshawaDave Posts: 198
    jabam said:
    You just made a friend for life!

    oh yeah! enjoy.

    Weber Genesis CP310; Weber Q1200 (camping); LBGE.

    "If you haven't heard a rumour by 8:30 am - start one"

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  • GATraveller
    GATraveller Posts: 8,207
    edited April 2018
    Grilled meats taste better when eaten by hand.....FACT!

    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."
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    2 Large
    Peachtree Corners, GA
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  • saluki2007
    saluki2007 Posts: 6,354
    I'd be lying if I said I've never eaten a steak with my hands.
    Large and Small BGE
    Central, IL

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  • thetrim
    thetrim Posts: 11,387
    I didn't realize you lived just this side of Biloxi too.  Hope y'all had fun!
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    XL 6/06, Mini 6/12, L 10/12, Mini #2 12/14 MiniMax 3/16 Large #2 11/20 Legacy from my FIL - RIP PitBoss Navigator 850G 11/25
    Tampa Bay, FL
    EIB 6 Oct 95
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  • Foghorn
    Foghorn Posts: 10,228
    saluki2007 said:
    I'd be lying if I said I've never eaten a steak with my hands.
    This.

    XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle

    San Antonio, TX

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  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,173
    Foghorn said:
    saluki2007 said:
    I'd be lying if I said I've never eaten a steak with my hands.
    This.
    Every time a have a bone in ribeye or Porterhouse I am gnawing on the bone....in fact I cut my steak so I have a good bit of meat to enjoy on the gnaw. I think that qualifies. 
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
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  • thetrim
    thetrim Posts: 11,387
    At some point that bone becomes a handle!
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    XL 6/06, Mini 6/12, L 10/12, Mini #2 12/14 MiniMax 3/16 Large #2 11/20 Legacy from my FIL - RIP PitBoss Navigator 850G 11/25
    Tampa Bay, FL
    EIB 6 Oct 95
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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,697
    I have been screwing up for years.  Didn't realize I needed to be drunk to eat bone-in cuts with my hands.  I've been doing it sober.

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

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  • bgebrent
    bgebrent Posts: 19,636
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    I have been screwing up for years.  Didn't realize I needed to be drunk to eat bone-in cuts with my hands.  I've been doing it sober.
    Seriously?  C’mon man.
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
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  • YukonRon
    YukonRon Posts: 17,261
    Thinking we all get drunk and head to @SmartyPantz for a porterhouse, and show him real Neandertal behavior.
    "Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber

    XL and MM
    Louisville, Kentucky
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  • Foghorn
    Foghorn Posts: 10,228
    YukonRon said:
    Thinking we all get drunk and head to @SmartyPantz for a porterhouse, and show him real Neandertal behavior.
    +1.  Brilliant.

    XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle

    San Antonio, TX

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  • bgebrent
    bgebrent Posts: 19,636
    Foghorn said:
    YukonRon said:
    Thinking we all get drunk and head to @SmartyPantz for a porterhouse, and show him real Neandertal behavior.
    +1.  Brilliant.
    That’s my friend!
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
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