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Friday night wonderment...

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  • tarheelmatt
    tarheelmatt Posts: 9,867
    Ron needs a big hug. 
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  • bgebrent
    bgebrent Posts: 19,636
    Ron needs a big hug. 
    From a thunder buddy. 
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,988
    Allow Doctor Scott to soothe you all with a comforting song.  

    In my deep, raspy, powerful, baritone voice:

    Its Friday night.......and I'm all alone,
    I just perched up.....on the porcelain throne.
    Not a word was spoken....... not a sound was heard.
    Until I farted like thunder......and dropped one hell of a turd.
    Now fumes are all in the air........and I'm dropping turds, without any care. 
    The bowl is about full......my a$$ is now bare.
    Just look at the huge load........ I just laid there. 
    With a wink of the eye I give her a flush,
    Away the turds go...... in a heck of a rush.
    Now the bowl is empty.............my bowels are too.
    I took a gigantic crap..........and it reminds me of you. 
    With paper in hand........and my cheeks spread wide.
    There is simply  no place.......for the dingle berries to hide.
    I hit the handle with a heavy heart,
    and let loose one last time, with a tremendous fart. 





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  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 36,710
    @SGH -  sweet music for a Saturday afternoon ;)  I doubt that @RRP would find any comfort in your verse however.   
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint.  
  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,988
    lousubcap said:
    @SGH -  sweet music for a Saturday afternoon   
    Thank you brother Cap. I have always really enjoyed writing and singing. My intention is to start sharing more and more of my songs and performances with the forum. 
    Its something that I really enjoy. And it is my hope that everyone enjoys them as well. I'm currently shooting a video of "Anus on a Sunday morning" that I hope to share real soon.  

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

  • 1voyager
    1voyager Posts: 1,157
    Ron, Ron, Ron....Put the cap back on the Rutland gasket adhesive.  =)
    Large Egg, PGS A40 gasser.
  • YukonRon
    YukonRon Posts: 17,261
    Trump cooks with a clean grill.
    "Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber

    XL and MM
    Louisville, Kentucky