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OT - Parental Bragging, Report Card Edition
Fred19Flintstone
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Elaine's Final 3rd Grade Report CardBible. A+
English. A
Handwriting. A
Math. A
Reading. A
Science. A
Spelling. A+
Dean's List
(When I was in school, I was on the principal's list for different reasons.)
Flint, Michigan
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Congrats!
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Good for Elaine!"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
Congratulations all the way around. I especially like the above brother Fred.Fred19Flintstone said:Bible. A+Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.
Status- Standing by.
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Hooray for her! Good work to you and spouse. Make sure she has lots of books at hand. There's something about learning from scanning a page (maybe) over and over that sticks so much better than reading online.
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Congrats! That is truly something to be proud of.Which came first the chicken or the egg? I egged the chicken and then I ate his leg.
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Strong work from the young lady.BrandonQuad Cities
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Good for HER, but also a reflection on her PARENTS!Re-gasketing the USA one yard at a time
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Good for her / you.
Mine got all A's except for one B. No excuses, so she's gonna be stacking firewood all summer.
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It took my kid 7 years to get her Masters degree in a field that makes no $. as she says when you work for Jesus you will always be broke. Congrats on Elaine! Looks super smart and I assume got her looks from MOM!
The best things in life are not things.
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Well done! She should get to pick what's for dinner this weekend.Charlotte, NC
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Me too, especially since I got an F+ in Bible around the same age, right after I asked Sister Catherine if Jesus was a carpenter because he woke up every morning with wood.SGH said:
Congratulations all the way around. I especially like the above brother Fred.Fred19Flintstone said:Bible. A+"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
Good for her!
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Im gonna jump in here, too, if I may. My third grader got all A's too and

Little Rock, AR
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So great! Definitely worth celebrating.
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Can we get an SGH Seal of Approval for this child? She deserves it!SGH said:
Congratulations all the way around. I especially like the above brother Fred.Fred19Flintstone said:Bible. A+
@Fred19Flintstone, that child is going places....when she needs an assistant in 10 or so years, ill be glad to go to work for her!
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Absolutely. She more than deserves it. I would have given it earlier when I replied but I was driving.westernbbq said:Can we get an SGH Seal of Approval for this child? She deserves it!

Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.
Status- Standing by.
The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. -
Marina HS Huntington Beach, Ca. My youngest as a Senior " Summa Cum Laude" couldn't be a prouder father in the stands.XLBGE, LBGE, MBGE, SMALL, MINI, 2 Kubs, Fire Magic Gasser
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Thanks everyone! Elaine loves school. I almost wish I can say her hard work is rewarded, but the truth is schoolwork so far has been pretty easy for her. Her best friend in her class has to work harder. This girl's mom is their third grade teacher. Wilma overheard this girl complaining to her mom that she worked hard for a B on a test while Elaine breezed by with an A. We couldn't be prouder!Flint, Michigan
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Start saving for college now. I had a job that subsidized my kids' tuition, but room and board and books was as much for each one as for the family house and food.
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I think a lot of families still have almost no idea of the costs and just how much needs to be stashed away if you don't want your kids taking on loans.gdenby said:Start saving for college now. I had a job that subsidized my kids' tuition, but room and board and books was as much for each one as for the family house and food."I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
Elaine gets the same deal as my eldest daughter. We save quite a bit for the college fund, but once it's gone, the rest is up to them. My eldest lives for free at home and attends University of Michigan Flint. She'll graduate in December 2018 debt-free.Flint, Michigan
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It's the salaries of all those dim-witted college professors that they have to pay for.JohnInCarolina said:
I think a lot of families still have almost no idea of the costs and just how much needs to be stashed away if you don't want your kids taking on loans.gdenby said:Start saving for college now. I had a job that subsidized my kids' tuition, but room and board and books was as much for each one as for the family house and food.
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Hey! I resemble that remark!thetrim said:
It's the salaries of all those dim-witted college professors that they have to pay for.JohnInCarolina said:
I think a lot of families still have almost no idea of the costs and just how much needs to be stashed away if you don't want your kids taking on loans.gdenby said:Start saving for college now. I had a job that subsidized my kids' tuition, but room and board and books was as much for each one as for the family house and food."I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
Proud papa tell the young lady congratulations from us.Large, small and mini now Egging in Rowlett Tx
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Allow me to politely disagree. Most "professors" these days are adjuncts who make very little, and have no job security. Full professors, w. tenure, do make very good money. Think medical doctors' income. But full professors can make more money moonlighting for businesses during breaks than they make from teaching.thetrim said:
It's the salaries of all those dim-witted college professors that they have to pay for.JohnInCarolina said:
I think a lot of families still have almost no idea of the costs and just how much needs to be stashed away if you don't want your kids taking on loans.gdenby said:Start saving for college now. I had a job that subsidized my kids' tuition, but room and board and books was as much for each one as for the family house and food.
There are a lot of snooty professors. And some who just take credit from the work their adjuncts' and grad students' work. The really good ones are worth the price.
A lot of the cost is due to the administrations building out the campus infrastructure to increase the institution's prestige. Particularly in areas w. high value real-estate.
I had a friend who got into Columbia in NYC decades ago, full ride scholarship. His rent fixed 2 room apartment utilities alone were more than I was paying for my family house and its utilities.
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Trim was just giving me the business because he knows what I do.gdenby said:
Allow me to politely disagree. Most "professors" these days are adjuncts who make very little, and have no job security. Full professors, w. tenure, do make very good money. Think medical doctors' income. But full professors can make more money moonlighting for businesses during breaks than they make from teaching.thetrim said:
It's the salaries of all those dim-witted college professors that they have to pay for.JohnInCarolina said:
I think a lot of families still have almost no idea of the costs and just how much needs to be stashed away if you don't want your kids taking on loans.gdenby said:Start saving for college now. I had a job that subsidized my kids' tuition, but room and board and books was as much for each one as for the family house and food.
As for salaries, the average full prof at the University of Michigan Ann Arbor makes around $150k. That's comparable to MDs, but at the bottom end of the spectrum.
The work done by adjuncts varies widely between institutions, and in departments as well. What you've written above may well be true to your own experience, but it's not the case everywhere. We have several adjunct faculty in our department, but only one of them actually teaches classes, and he also has his own architectural firm. He's not teaching classes for us because he needs the money.
"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
Be sure she saves @SGH Seal of Approval for furture reference...itll come in handy on applications. And, her academic record over time will open incredible doors of opportunity for her.....ie she will have acholarship offers for tuition waivers she cant imagine. In addition to vy league or Stanford, there are many great schools in this country she will be able to choose from. Dont forget to include the US service academies as part of the search. They offer the best education the government can buy.
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Congrats on the accomplishment. I know you are proud of her as you should be.Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax
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Run me out in the cold rain and snow
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