Botch said:

blasting said:
...which i suppose leads to the question - why would someone even have a fireplace in phoenix?...

Not for heat.  Rather, for light, during a haboob.  
 
I like to keep abreast of haboob storms.  

How often do you guys see haboob storms and is it the cold months?

I'm gonna be that guy for a minute, but this is a PSA that needs delivery every year around this time.

Friday is NOT St. Patty's Day.  Patty is the diminutive of Patricia, and if you were to call an Irishman named Patrick Patty, he would likely kick your a$$ for calling him a girl.

Paddy is the diminutive of Patrick, so if you need to shorten St. Patrick's Day, at least do it correctly.

St. Paddy's Day

And further for the record, who gives a Fuc!k about St. Paddy's day.  I drink whenever I want to.

DuckDogDr said:

@JohnnyTarheel I don't envy you.. Your den looks nice ... But that painted fireplace brings back bad memories of living with my crazy ex gf !

I here you... but I been married 42 years... I think I'm safe.....

YEMTrey said:

And further for the record, who gives a Fuc!k about St. Paddy's day.  I drink whenever I want to.

no need to change drinking habits, but i look forward to a lamb and guinness shepards pie, some colcannon mash, and some good soda bread frosted with buttah if i can find it might even cook a corned beef dinner and red flannel hash for breakfast

just got the call from the irs that charges are pending and i better call this number

Worried that I don't have the right pickles.

bgebrent said:

fishlessman said:

just got the call from the irs that charges are pending and i better call this number

Better call them back quick or they'll take you to court and seize your Hummer

they will never find it, its hidden in a snow bankin

Worried I might shove a pickle up my butt.

tarheelmatt said:

Anyone made pickles while wearing denim chaps? Asking for a friend. TIA. 

No, but landed in Daytona for a all day meeting tomorrow.....right in the middle of bike week. Prob could find you some if you need help.

Put some chicken and veg on the XL.

I just rubbed one out

Wrong thread monkey spanker. Go over to the pickle thread. 

Ozzie_Isaac said:

Enjoying a little stay-cation.

Is that your dads new lazy river pool? 

blind99 said:

fishlessman said:

just got the call from the irs that charges are pending and i better call this number

Those people are awful! it's kind of fun to call and play along a bit then make them mad.  

Just don't call the number back!  I was curious as to where (455) was (or was it 488) and teh googlez told me it wasn't an area-specific Area Code, but rather one that charges the caller rather than the recipient (and they can jack up the rates to hundreds of dollars a minute).  
I laugh at these idiots, but also worry about my Mom, and some neighbors...