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Does this alternative egg make you want to blow up a house? 

DaveRichardson said:

@Foghorn - OK, now I know I have seen you breakdancing in the parade.....  Those suits are "10 degrees hotter than two bunnies farking in a wool sock" (as my old boss would say....

Later on in the mid-90's I got to work for a cheerleading company that did events at The Happiest Place and saw a lot of behind the scenes "activity"; none involving your character to my recollection.

@DaveRichardson, I was there from 1979-1990.  The inside of a bear costume would get over 140 during the afternoon parade.  It was a great way to stay in shape. 

The lining of the costume got dried out every day and cleaned once a week. 

One summer day just before the parade I was backstage in a Br'er Bear costume that was mostly on with the head/neck portion tilted back and I had a conversation with one of our choreographers.  Needless to say in that heat I was already sweating.  As we finished up the conversation and she went to walk away, she fell over because the heal of her shoe had sunk into the asphalt.  I helped her up and a few minutes later I pulled the top of the costume over my head and buckled up and went out on the parade route dancing - all the while thinking that there was something wrong with the picture.  Doing that work on a day when the asphalt was melting just didn't seem like the smartest thing I've ever done.   But it probably wasn't any worse than any other summer parades I did over 11 years there.