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What would you do if....

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jabam
jabam Posts: 1,829
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.....you were king of the world?

I would force all vegans to eat steak once a week. So they wouldn't be so grumpy. 




Central Valley CA     One large egg One chocolate lab "Halle" two chiuahuas "Skittles and PeeWee"
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  • Lit
    Lit Posts: 9,053
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    I'de probably let my vegan wife eat what she wants cause she's much healthier than I am.
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  • johnmitchell
    johnmitchell Posts: 6,571
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    Pass a law that all eggers had to use Cowboy lump for 1 year..
    Greensboro North Carolina
    When in doubt Accelerate....
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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 17,173
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    I'd be in charge of issuing driver licenses. A lot of folks would be walking...
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  • Dobie
    Dobie Posts: 3,361
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    And if I were the king of the world
    I tell you what I would do
    I'd throw away the cars and the bars in the world
    And I'd make sweet love to you, sing it now

    Joy to the world, all the boys and girls now
    Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
    Joy to you and me
    Jacksonville FL
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  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,164
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    I would bring back (from the dead) John Lennon and George Harrison and get the band back together!
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
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  • Buckdodger
    Buckdodger Posts: 957
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    I would bring back the "thrilling days of yesteryear'....Saturday morning westerns on a black and white TV, double features at the saturday morning movie with cartoons in between and a Flash Gordon serial after. Guess how young I am... :)

    Opelika, Alabama
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  • JacksDad
    JacksDad Posts: 538
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    It's good to be king, if just for a while
    To be there in velvet, yeah, to give 'em a smile
    It's good to get high and never come down
    It's good to be king of your own little town
    Large BGE -- New Jersey

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  • Killit_and_Grillit
    Killit_and_Grillit Posts: 4,326
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    Probably just a lot more of this. 

    But on an island, where the drinks are always full, the lady is always tan...and pants are always optional. 

    "Brought to you by bourbon, bacon, and a series of questionable life decisions."

    South of Nashville, TN

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  • FarmerTom
    FarmerTom Posts: 685
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    ............

    I think if I was ever king
    I would buy a censorship
    Where the only books upon the shelves
    Were the ones that I had writ
    Oh, and put them up in borders, set my photo down the spine
    To tell the story of the livin' without forgettin' those who'd died

    And I would die a happy man
    'Cause I did the best that I could do
    To find a better way of living,
    Should we leave that up to you?

    Who was it that first said it, the one who said it best?
    You got to L-O-V-E your neighbors, at least the ones who are still left

    And we gotta stand a little closer
    To the lessons that we've learned
    Is it just a premonition?
    Could we really get ourselves both burned?
    I've been sent here on a mission to find what we agree upon
    We don't agree about September,
    Could we agree on Vietnam?

    I think if I was ever publisher I'd buy a pirate ship
    Where the mission at each position is to shoot and to click
    Clean the photos up a little, censor the ship out of it
    So when we put it up in borders, turn a profit on the trip
    Charge the public for the overhead of 1492
    And if they need a better reason tell them we got livin' proof

    And I would die a happy man
    'Cause I did the best that I could do
    To find a better way of leaving,
    Should we leave that up to you

    Who was it that first said it?
    Yeah that's what I'm trying to say
    You got to L-O-V-E your neighbors, at least the ones that live today
    Hey, hey

    Tommy 

    Middle of Nowhere, Northern Kentucky
       1 M, 1 XL, a BlackStone,1 old Webber, a Border Collie, a German Shepherd and 3 of her pups, and 2 Yorkies

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  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
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    Careful what you wish, you may regret it
    Careful what you wish, you just might get it
    https://youtu.be/Xz9DX_VMXdI

    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

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  • SmokeyPitt
    SmokeyPitt Posts: 10,490
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StJS51d1Fzg

    Which came first the chicken or the egg?  I egged the chicken and then I ate his leg. 

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  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 32,754
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    its good to be king but once a knight is just about right =)
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
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  • dopey
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    Looney Tunes would be back with nobody complaining of racism, just good ol' fashioned cotton pickin' Yosemite Sam and talking animals
    What I do when I'm black out drunk is none of my business...

    John Central CT
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