What would you do if....

jabam

.....you were king of the world?

I would force all vegans to eat steak once a week. So they wouldn't be so grumpy. 

Lit

I'de probably let my vegan wife eat what she wants cause she's much healthier than I am.

johnmitchell

Pass a law that all eggers had to use Cowboy lump for 1 year..

DoubleEgger

I'd be in charge of issuing driver licenses. A lot of folks would be walking...

DMW

I would mind my own business and encourage others to do the same.

Dobie

And if I were the king of the world
I tell you what I would do
I'd throw away the cars and the bars in the world
And I'd make sweet love to you, sing it now

Joy to the world, all the boys and girls now
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

northGAcock

I would bring back (from the dead) John Lennon and George Harrison and get the band back together!

Buckdodger

I would bring back the "thrilling days of yesteryear'....Saturday morning westerns on a black and white TV, double features at the saturday morning movie with cartoons in between and a Flash Gordon serial after. Guess how young I am...

JacksDad

It's good to be king, if just for a while
To be there in velvet, yeah, to give 'em a smile
It's good to get high and never come down
It's good to be king of your own little town

Killit_and_Grillit

Probably just a lot more of this. 

But on an island, where the drinks are always full, the lady is always tan...and pants are always optional. 

FarmerTom

............

I think if I was ever king
I would buy a censorship
Where the only books upon the shelves
Were the ones that I had writ
Oh, and put them up in borders, set my photo down the spine
To tell the story of the livin' without forgettin' those who'd died

And I would die a happy man
'Cause I did the best that I could do
To find a better way of living,
Should we leave that up to you?

Who was it that first said it, the one who said it best?
You got to L-O-V-E your neighbors, at least the ones who are still left

And we gotta stand a little closer
To the lessons that we've learned
Is it just a premonition?
Could we really get ourselves both burned?
I've been sent here on a mission to find what we agree upon
We don't agree about September,
Could we agree on Vietnam?

I think if I was ever publisher I'd buy a pirate ship
Where the mission at each position is to shoot and to click
Clean the photos up a little, censor the ship out of it
So when we put it up in borders, turn a profit on the trip
Charge the public for the overhead of 1492
And if they need a better reason tell them we got livin' proof

And I would die a happy man
'Cause I did the best that I could do
To find a better way of leaving,
Should we leave that up to you

Who was it that first said it?
Yeah that's what I'm trying to say
You got to L-O-V-E your neighbors, at least the ones that live today
Hey, hey

Focker

Careful what you wish, you may regret it
Careful what you wish, you just might get it
https://youtu.be/Xz9DX_VMXdI

SmokeyPitt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StJS51d1Fzg

fishlessman

its good to be king but once a knight is just about right

dopey

Looney Tunes would be back with nobody complaining of racism, just good ol' fashioned cotton pickin' Yosemite Sam and talking animals