I thought I would post a real delicacy for my fellow heavyweights. Everyday I see something posted that is related to "dieting" or healthy eating. So I thought to myself, what about my fat friends and fellow brothers of large appetite? Well, if caloric intake is of little concern to you, I got something special for you. Deep fried butter Popsicles.

Batter.
 1/2 cup flour.
1/2 cup of confectioner sugar.
1/8 teaspoon dark brown sugar.
1/8 teaspoon cinnamon powder.  
Milk. Enough to make a thick paste.
More confectioners sugar and/or icing for douching after frying. 

Steps.
Blend the flour and sugars with just enough milk to make a thick paste.

Tip: If you use a tall drinking glass, it makes it easy to dip the impaled butter without using a long pan to have to clean up later. Also you can make a minimum amount of batter by using the glass instead of a long pan. 

Impale the butter. 

Dip the butter into the sugary batter. 

Put it on thick. The thicker the better. The thicker it is, the more butter that will be absorbed. 

Fry in 375 degree peanut oil until the rapid bubbling subsides. About 90 seconds, give or take a little either way depending on how well you maintain temp. 

Done deal. 

After frying, feel free to douche it heavily with more confectioners sugar and/or icing. These taste somewhere in between cinnamon rolls and funnel cake. They are simply a fat boys dream come true. Easy, simple, cheap and delicious. I hope that my fellow heavyweights enjoy this artery restricting, caloric nightmare. Thanks for looking, especially if you weigh over 250.