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Some people are just idiots!!

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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,675
    Politicians only willfully make laws they themselves can profit from.  If somebody else can profit that is just an inadvertant by-product.

    fwiw, lots of politicians started as lawyers.

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

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  • MaskedMarvel
    MaskedMarvel Posts: 3,423
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    This is a much safer installation....

    I bwahahaahaaed. Hadn't seen that one yet...
    Large BGE and Medium BGE
    36" Blackstone - Greensboro!


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  • st¡ke
    st¡ke Posts: 276
    Jeesuz ozzie. Let's really over simplify then. 

    a little cynicism is fine. Healthy, even. When it's a permanent condition... Well. 

    Best of luck. 

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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,675
    st¡ke said:
    Jeesuz ozzie. Let's really over simplify then. 

    a little cynicism is fine. Healthy, even. When it's a permanent condition... Well. 

    Best of luck. 

    I live in Illinois.  Most of our ex-governors are in jail, Aaron Schock just resigned, and we get to claim Obama.

    Pay-to-play is an institution here.

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

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  • blasting
    blasting Posts: 6,262
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    This is a much safer installation....

    I would do anything to meet the guy that did this.  Love it.  

    "Hey, Sallymae, where's the ladder - I gotta change the propane?"
    Phoenix 
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  • Mickey
    Mickey Posts: 19,768
    One of my renters Fri night. 14 year old daughter home alone wanted to cook with grease and maybe take a nap. 

    Salado TX & 30A  FL: Egg Family: 3 Large and a very well used Mini, added a Mini Max when they came out (I'm good for now). Just given a Mini to add to the herd. 

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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,675
    Mickey said:
    One of my renters Fri night. 14 year old daughter home alone wanted to cook with grease and maybe take a nap. 

    Hope they had a hefty security deposit.

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

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  • Jeremiah
    Jeremiah Posts: 6,412
    Ouch Mickey. That stinks.  (Knock on wood) I love my renters. 
    Slumming it in Aiken, SC. 
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    st¡ke said:
    Jeesuz ozzie. Let's really over simplify then. 

    a little cynicism is fine. Healthy, even. When it's a permanent condition... Well. 

    Best of luck. 

    I live in Illinois.  Most of our ex-governors are in jail, Aaron Schock just resigned, and we get to claim Obama.

    Pay-to-play is an institution here.
    You should be proud they catch them.  And congrats on Obama.

    If you look at a grill manual (and I just did so I'm not blowing "smoke"), they say for outdoor use only.
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  • DaveRichardson
    DaveRichardson Posts: 2,324
    "outdoor use only" is also on the charcoal bags wit the CO warnings as well.

    Darwin Award winners forgot to pick up their prizes!

    LBGE since 2014

    Griffin, GA 

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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,675
    nolaegghead said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    st¡ke said:
    Jeesuz ozzie. Let's really over simplify then. 

    a little cynicism is fine. Healthy, even. When it's a permanent condition... Well. 

    Best of luck. 

    I live in Illinois.  Most of our ex-governors are in jail, Aaron Schock just resigned, and we get to claim Obama.

    Pay-to-play is an institution here.
    You should be proud they catch them.  And congrats on Obama.

    If you look at a grill manual (and I just did so I'm not blowing "smoke"), they say for outdoor use only.
    Nah.  Obama is as wall-street friendly as the next guy.  Obama even renewed the patriot act.  Might as well name him Barack W. Obama.

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

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  • mtp
    mtp Posts: 26
    NPHuskerFL said:
    That's just as moronic as operating a portable kerosene heater indoors or a portable generator indoors.  Seems like we see this on the news each winter and during hurricane season. 
    A properly maintained and used kerosene heater may be safely used indoors a generator on the other hand helps with natural selection
    LBGE, Plate setter, Pizza stone, Bisson flame thrower, Replaced by a Milwaukee heat gun,  Maverick ET-732, Bluetherm, and a bunch of beer

    Cumming, Ga
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    I'm all about natural selection.  We still have a ways to go.
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  • Zmokin
    Zmokin Posts: 1,938
    DaveRichardson said:
    "outdoor use only" is also on the charcoal bags wit the CO warnings as well.

    Darwin Award winners forgot to pick up their prizes!
    True Darwin Award winners must have died from their stupid action so as to have removed themselves from the gene-pool.  If they survived, they don't deserve the award as they can still procreate giving birth to another generation of idiots.
    Large BGE in a Sole' Gourmet Table
    Using the Black Cast Iron grill, Plate Setter,
     and a BBQ Guru temp controller.

    Medium BGE in custom modified off-road nest.
    Black Cast Iron grill, Plate Setter, and a Party-Q temp controller.

    Location: somewhere West of the Mason-Dixon Line
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    Zmokin said:
    DaveRichardson said:
    "outdoor use only" is also on the charcoal bags wit the CO warnings as well.

    Darwin Award winners forgot to pick up their prizes!
    True Darwin Award winners must have died from their stupid action so as to have removed themselves from the gene-pool.  If they survived, they don't deserve the award as they can still procreate giving birth to another generation of idiots.
    I'd give them partial credit if they're sterile.  For example, lost both nuts.
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  • Zmokin
    Zmokin Posts: 1,938
    nolaegghead said:
    Zmokin said:
    DaveRichardson said:
    "outdoor use only" is also on the charcoal bags wit the CO warnings as well.

    Darwin Award winners forgot to pick up their prizes!
    True Darwin Award winners must have died from their stupid action so as to have removed themselves from the gene-pool.  If they survived, they don't deserve the award as they can still procreate giving birth to another generation of idiots.
    I'd give them partial credit if they're sterile.  For example, lost both nuts.
    Well, it turns out you are correct, you can be an award winner if you can't procreate.  Turns out, 2014 has a living award winner.

    http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2014-05.html

    The Thing Ring
    2014 Darwin Award Nominee
    Confirmed True by Darwin


    (May 2014, England) In the interest of public safety, Darwin Awards editors are releasing this ribald event to the public to serve as a warning to adventurous amorous males. The event was brought to our attention by an eyewitness, who provided additional details (withheld for privacy reasons) to confirm it.

    "Being part of emergency services, firemen are called upon to get people out of unlikely situations. We were summoned to the A&E Department of a central London hospital to assist in removing a "thing ring." With our ring cutters at the ready, we were presented with the patient, his 'meat and two veg' extremely swollen and such a dark purple that they were almost blackened. The whole sorry mess was encircled by a thick titanium ring. Normally the procedure to remove a thing ring is a five-minute affair, but our cutters could not make a mark on the titanium! After expending a number of cutter blades we had to concede defeat.

    "The man in question had put himself into this situation three days prior to committing himself to A&E, delaying the hospital visit due to embarrassment and a vain hope that it would resolve itself in time. Unfortunately this error in judgement cost him dearly. The wonderful doctors can often drain blood and remove the ring the way it went on--yet by the time he sought help, and our tools had been defeated, his jewels was past saving. Full castration--the result of the man's own actions and decisions--make this eunuch a self-selected nominee for a living Darwin Award.



    Large BGE in a Sole' Gourmet Table
    Using the Black Cast Iron grill, Plate Setter,
     and a BBQ Guru temp controller.

    Medium BGE in custom modified off-road nest.
    Black Cast Iron grill, Plate Setter, and a Party-Q temp controller.

    Location: somewhere West of the Mason-Dixon Line
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