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New Technology is killing me

TjcoleyTjcoley Posts: 3,528
I tried this new urinal at the office restroom today.  What a heck of a mess.  I had to go home and change my clothes.

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I've got to find something interesting to cook so I can return to posting nice food cooks instead of all of this crap. 
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It's not a science, it's an art. And it's flawed.
- Camp Hill, PA

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  • JeremiahJeremiah Posts: 5,698
    What the hell is that?? I thought the zero water ones were bad. This crap has got to stop.
    Slumming it in Aiken, SC. 
  • They do dry your hands awesome after you pee on them.
    Nowhere Indiana
  • SmokeyPittSmokeyPitt Posts: 9,860
    :D


    Which came first the chicken or the egg?  I egged the chicken and then I ate his leg. 

  • henapplehenapple Posts: 15,986
    Looks like a boob dryer...
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • Fred19FlintstoneFred19Flintstone Posts: 7,463
    edited January 2014
    Use the toilet and forget the stupid new urinal. The problem is not the new technology, but in environmentalist political agenda. The same Chicken Littles that said Global Warming will kill us all. This year is the coldest snowiest winter I can remember. It's all politics.
    Flint, Michigan
  • SkiddymarkerSkiddymarker Posts: 8,347
    Who would have thought there would be complaints about a warm blow while you relieved your bladder - some people cannot be pleased. 
    Delta B.C. - Move over coffee, this is job for alcohol!
  • brimeebrimee Posts: 98

    Just go behind the tree...

    Brian
    Fairview, Texas
  • chipmanchipman Posts: 65
    edited January 2014
    What about the tried and true "Stadium Pal'?
     
    http://www.stadiumpal.com/what-works.html

  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 14,014

    Use the toilet and forget the stupid new urinal. The problem is not the new technology, but in environmentalist political agenda. The same Chicken Littles that said Global Warming will kill us all. This year is the coldest snowiest winter I can remember. It's all politics.

    Uh... Hmm... You do know that's a hand dryer, right?
  • Use the toilet and forget the stupid new urinal. The problem is not the new technology, but in environmentalist political agenda. The same Chicken Littles that said Global Warming will kill us all. This year is the coldest snowiest winter I can remember. It's all politics.

    Uh... Hmm... You do know that's a hand dryer, right?

    :D :))
    Nowhere Indiana
  • JeremiahJeremiah Posts: 5,698
    :-?
    Slumming it in Aiken, SC. 
  • BotchBotch Posts: 6,349
    Bet you pooped into a bidet, too.   :P
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  • DMWDMW Posts: 12,505
    One of the best threads for sure...

    =)) :))
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  • henapplehenapple Posts: 15,986
    Botch said:

    Bet you pooped into a bidet, too.   :P

    I thought that was a water fountain
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • JeremiahJeremiah Posts: 5,698
    I hope this thread make more sense tomorrow when I'm sober. 8-}
    Slumming it in Aiken, SC. 
  • sumoconnellsumoconnell Posts: 1,423
    Looks like that urinal also cooks weiners! :))
    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    Austin, Texas.  I'm the guy holding a beer.
  • BotchBotch Posts: 6,349
    Wow, what timing!
    I have to admit, I have no idea what that thing is that the OP posted (I work for the guv'mint, we still use rotary phones).  I had Charlie Rose/PBS on the tube and he was interviewing Mr. Dyson, the vacuum cleaner guy, and it turns out he designed the above heat-less "hand dryer".
    So now I know!  

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    Live fast, die young, and leave a well-marbled corpse.  
     
    Ogden, Utard.  
  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 14,014
    Botch said:

    Wow, what timing!

    I have to admit, I have no idea what that thing is that the OP posted (I work for the guv'mint, we still use rotary phones).  I had Charlie Rose/PBS on the tube and he was interviewing Mr. Dyson, the vacuum cleaner guy, and it turns out he designed the above heat-less "hand dryer".
    So now I know!  

    Yup. They're called" air blades" and they "scrape" water of off your hands. They were installed a few years ago at the Costco I worked at as well as the ski resort I patrol at. They save a bunch of money on paper towels.
  • TjcoleyTjcoley Posts: 3,528
    edited January 2014
    Wow. Now it makes sense why it wasn't a good urinal. I learn so much from this group.
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    It's not a science, it's an art. And it's flawed.
    - Camp Hill, PA
  • BotchBotch Posts: 6,349
    Actually, the "scraping" action could be used to invent a urinal that doesn't require any "shaking"!  Hmmm…

    :))
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    Live fast, die young, and leave a well-marbled corpse.  
     
    Ogden, Utard.  
  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 14,014
    Botch said:

    Actually, the "scraping" action could be used to invent a urinal that doesn't require any "shaking"!  Hmmm…


    :))
    No need for a mohel anymore!
  • chipmanchipman Posts: 65
    Use the toilet and forget the stupid new urinal. The problem is not the new technology, but in environmentalist political agenda. The same Chicken Littles that said Global Warming will kill us all. This year is the coldest snowiest winter I can remember. It's all politics.
    Uh... Hmm... You do know that's a hand dryer, right?
    In California we are into water rationing as of today. Maybe you should hold off that applying for that weatherman job for awhile.
  • Hungry JoeHungry Joe Posts: 1,540
    edited January 2014

    I planted arborvitae's around my man cave solely for this purpose.


    Me going green in more than one way.

  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 14,014
    chipman said:



    Use the toilet and forget the stupid new urinal. The problem is not the new technology, but in environmentalist political agenda. The same Chicken Littles that said Global Warming will kill us all. This year is the coldest snowiest winter I can remember. It's all politics.

    Uh... Hmm... You do know that's a hand dryer, right?

    In California we are into water rationing as of today. Maybe you should hold off that applying for that weatherman job for awhile.


    I feel bad for you all. That drought looks nasty and isn't getting better anytime soon.
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