New Technology is killing me

Tjcoley

I tried this new urinal at the office restroom today.  What a heck of a mess.  I had to go home and change my clothes.



I've got to find something interesting to cook so I can return to posting nice food cooks instead of all of this crap. 

Jeremiah

What the hell is that?? I thought the zero water ones were bad. This crap has got to stop.

Loosemoose

They do dry your hands awesome after you pee on them.

SmokeyPitt

henapple

Looks like a boob dryer...

Fred19Flintstone

Use the toilet and forget the stupid new urinal. The problem is not the new technology, but in environmentalist political agenda. The same Chicken Littles that said Global Warming will kill us all. This year is the coldest snowiest winter I can remember. It's all politics.

Skiddymarker

Who would have thought there would be complaints about a warm blow while you relieved your bladder - some people cannot be pleased. 

brimee

Just go behind the tree...

chipman

What about the tried and true "Stadium Pal'?
 
http://www.stadiumpal.com/what-works.html

Eggcelsior

Fred19Flintstone said:

Use the toilet and forget the stupid new urinal. The problem is not the new technology, but in environmentalist political agenda. The same Chicken Littles that said Global Warming will kill us all. This year is the coldest snowiest winter I can remember. It's all politics.

Uh... Hmm... You do know that's a hand dryer, right?

Loosemoose

Eggcelsior said:

Fred19Flintstone said:

Use the toilet and forget the stupid new urinal. The problem is not the new technology, but in environmentalist political agenda. The same Chicken Littles that said Global Warming will kill us all. This year is the coldest snowiest winter I can remember. It's all politics.

Uh... Hmm... You do know that's a hand dryer, right?

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Jeremiah

:-?

Botch

Bet you pooped into a bidet, too.   :P

DMW

One of the best threads for sure...

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henapple

Botch said:

Bet you pooped into a bidet, too.   :P

I thought that was a water fountain

Jeremiah

I hope this thread make more sense tomorrow when I'm sober. 8-}

sumoconnell

Looks like that urinal also cooks weiners! )

Botch

Wow, what timing!

I have to admit, I have no idea what that thing is that the OP posted (I work for the guv'mint, we still use rotary phones).  I had Charlie Rose/PBS on the tube and he was interviewing Mr. Dyson, the vacuum cleaner guy, and it turns out he designed the above heat-less "hand dryer".

So now I know!  

Eggcelsior

Botch said:

Wow, what timing!

I have to admit, I have no idea what that thing is that the OP posted (I work for the guv'mint, we still use rotary phones).  I had Charlie Rose/PBS on the tube and he was interviewing Mr. Dyson, the vacuum cleaner guy, and it turns out he designed the above heat-less "hand dryer".

So now I know!  

Yup. They're called" air blades" and they "scrape" water of off your hands. They were installed a few years ago at the Costco I worked at as well as the ski resort I patrol at. They save a bunch of money on paper towels.

Tjcoley

Wow. Now it makes sense why it wasn't a good urinal. I learn so much from this group.

Botch

Actually, the "scraping" action could be used to invent a urinal that doesn't require any "shaking"!  Hmmm…

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Eggcelsior

Botch said:

Actually, the "scraping" action could be used to invent a urinal that doesn't require any "shaking"!  Hmmm…

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No need for a mohel anymore!

chipman

Eggcelsior said:

Use the toilet and forget the stupid new urinal. The problem is not the new technology, but in environmentalist political agenda. The same Chicken Littles that said Global Warming will kill us all. This year is the coldest snowiest winter I can remember. It's all politics.

Uh... Hmm... You do know that's a hand dryer, right?

In California we are into water rationing as of today. Maybe you should hold off that applying for that weatherman job for awhile.

Hungry Joe

I planted arborvitae's around my man cave solely for this purpose.

Me going green in more than one way.

Eggcelsior

chipman said:

Eggcelsior said:

Fred19Flintstone said:

Use the toilet and forget the stupid new urinal. The problem is not the new technology, but in environmentalist political agenda. The same Chicken Littles that said Global Warming will kill us all. This year is the coldest snowiest winter I can remember. It's all politics.

Uh... Hmm... You do know that's a hand dryer, right?

In California we are into water rationing as of today. Maybe you should hold off that applying for that weatherman job for awhile.


I feel bad for you all. That drought looks nasty and isn't getting better anytime soon.