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OT: You Know You're An Egghead When...
JohnInCarolina
Posts: 33,814
You wake up with wood. 
TMI?
"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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You take pictures before every meal (and your wife makes the face).Salado TX & 30A FL: Egg Family: 3 Large and a very well used Mini, added a Mini Max when they came out (I'm good for now). Just given a Mini to add to the herd.
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Mickey said:You take pictures before every meal (and your wife makes the face).
Makes the face but enjoys the heck out of dinner. Mine does it every time!Extra Large, Large, and Mini. Tucker, GA -
I get the face all the time. Well worth it in my book though.
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Oh The Face.
My other note is when you have an expensive Gasser sitting covered for almost a year since getting the Egg. Poor Weber. I should look to sell it.
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LBGE, Adjustable Rig, Spider, High-Que grate, maverick ET-732, Thermapen,
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Even when the eggs aren't cooking, you are still having a drink on the deck sitting with them as if they are one of the boys. (do it all the time, and yes, I talk to them as well.)
"Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity, and are able to turn both to their advantage."
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When you drive around with your egg just because you don't want it to be lonely when you leave the house.
"Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity, and are able to turn both to their advantage."
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When you love the smell of smoke in the morning.
If you don't think too good, don't think too much.
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That face! Even my 5 year old makes it.When you make a wok cook at -20c (yesterday)
Quebec - Canada -
when they make that face, take a pic of it and tell them your posting it on line
) fukahwee maineyou can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it -
When you insist that your egg wear its seat belt.michigan_jason said:When you drive around with your egg just because you don't want it to be lonely when you leave the house."I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
When you insist that your egg wear its seat belt.JohnInCarolina said:
When the Egg rides shotgun & everyone else rides in back.
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Smells like victory!Gezr said:When you love the smell of smoke in the morning. -
Hey why don't you lift up the side table and use it as an armrest.michigan_jason said:When you drive around with your egg just because you don't want it to be lonely when you leave the house.
) ) Large, small, and a mini -
I make mine ride in the back with the bikes.
Salado TX & 30A FL: Egg Family: 3 Large and a very well used Mini, added a Mini Max when they came out (I'm good for now). Just given a Mini to add to the herd. -
When your dog smells like smoke instead of a dog.
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Johnson, Navin R... Sounds like a typical bastard.
Belmont, NC
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Salado TX & 30A FL: Egg Family: 3 Large and a very well used Mini, added a Mini Max when they came out (I'm good for now). Just given a Mini to add to the herd.
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mine prefers the road not taken
fukahwee maineyou can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it -
When you are the only person up at 3:30 am firing up the egg for a great dinner that night!
Northern Colorado Egghead since 2012.
XL BGE and a KBQ.
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When I saw this I could only think of this caption:fishlessman said:mine prefers the road not taken"Not today Junior. You gotta grow a little to handle a full rack""Bu-but...but Pa, I can do it. Just split the rack in half""I know, son. But you gotta stay home and take care of momma. Man here is fishless. Egging in a canoe can be scarier then a mountain lion in heat, trying to get the elk in your dome. He gets real angry when he ain't catchin' nothin'. Beer cans go flyin', boat starts a-rockin'.... I might fall in! If that happens son, you are the Egg of the house.""Okay, pa. I love you!""I love you, son...:tear:" -
Eggcelsior you are not well.Salado TX & 30A FL: Egg Family: 3 Large and a very well used Mini, added a Mini Max when they came out (I'm good for now). Just given a Mini to add to the herd.
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You buy a small to take camping, over to friends houses, and when you have to be away from your large..
Then you buy a eggCARTen to make it even easier to transport around.
Large & Small BGE, CGW Two-Tier Swing Rack for BOTH EGGS, Spider for the Wok, eggCARTen & and Cedar Pergola my Eggs call home in Edmond, OK. -
When your butcher asks "whatcha putting on the egg tonight" every time you walk in the grocery store.
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smokesniffer said:
I put the laptop on it lol..."Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity, and are able to turn both to their advantage."
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Fred19Flintstone said:When the Egg rides shotgun & everyone else rides in back.
Funny because it's true."Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity, and are able to turn both to their advantage."
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michigan_jason said:When you drive around with your egg just because you don't want it to be lonely when you leave the house.
When you take your Egg to inspiration point.>- -
You know you're an Egghead when your kids, who grew up with the Egg, are arguing who gets it when your dead, dead, dead! I'm sure proud of my kids, but worried about the terms of my living will!
Do ya think they'd pull the plug just to get the Egg?
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Screw the bastards! Sell it on Craigslist!CeramicChef said:You know you're an Egghead when your kids, who grew up with the Egg, are arguing who gets it when your dead, dead, dead! I'm sure proud of my kids, but worried about the terms of my living will!
Do ya think they'd pull the plug just to get the Egg?
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Can't sell it if you're dead!
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You know you're an egghead when....your wife padlocks the lower vent closed and buys a bottle of K-Y Yours and Mine....
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That would have to be stipulated in the will and commissioned by the executor.
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