OT - Bird Feeder - Just my opinion

Smokey

This was sent to me and I wanted to share it.

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it is, I thought as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.

But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table . everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.

And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like it used to be.... quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now let's see. Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, and free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.

Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to 'press one' to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than 'Old Glory' are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.

vidalia1

Agreed.......... :P

Lawn Ranger

But how do you really feel about Lonesome Dove?

LR

Smokey

Without doubt, the best "Chick Flick" I have seen!! :woohoo:

SWOkla-Jerry

The government didn't just put up bird feeders...they put out pig troughs to bail out the banks and auto industry...where will it all end?

Grandpas Grub

"...where will it all end?"

It won't.

:woohoo:

May as well take the border down, as there isn't one there anyway and call it Americo or Mexica. Or... get all three together and call it Canamico.

GG

Little Steven

Kent,

Gonna give us a say in that?

Steve

BENTE

do you even cook anymore???


:laugh:


you know i am kidding damon!!


funny but sad story!!

Grandpas Grub

:laugh: :laugh: yes, about as much say as I have.

On a serious note, it wouldn't surprise me if some point in time that happens in one form or another.

Kent

Little Steven

In my opinion it couldn't happen without Medicare and gun control on your side. Not saying that is something I agree or disagree with. In my lifetime there have been major cultural differences which have all but dissapeared but those two issues would be the big stumbling block.

This is written as I sift through sheaves of paperwork to renew my visa to work for my American company. It would have benefits.

Steve

Smokey

Only about two, maybe three days a week not. Woek has been kickin' my arss.

Lookin' forward to doin' more soon.

Big'un

AMEN!!!!!

Popsicle

A Double Amen on taking down the feeders and kicking over the hog troughs.
Popsicle

stike

there's a lot of deadwood, frankly, and most of it ain't illegal.

Gator Bait

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Gator

steveear

For those who are looking for a suitable feeder I just read some reviews about the blue jay feeder and I chose the SE6020 wreath feeder. It has a simple but sturdy design that can provide plenty of capacity for both peanuts and tubers. This peanut wreath feeder features openings that allow birds to easily access food while keeping the food intact in a sturdy metal vessel. I was amazed at how much food it could serve.

JohnInCarolina

LOL this thread was never about bird feeders.

Good Lord that opening post.  What a toxic view of the world.

BigreenGreg

 

fishlessman

so much for this being  a friendly post for the last 12 years.....

Ozzie_Isaac

JohnInCarolina said:

LOL this thread was never about bird feeders.

Good Lord that opening post.  What a toxic view of the world.

Why?  I just posted it to my FB page with a please share request.

Ozzie_Isaac

Depending in perspective, this is either the fastest a thread has sunk, or the slowest.

Eggdicted_Dawgfan

This seems like it could have written yesterday. But the responses are night and day vs what it would get today. 

Ozzie_Isaac

Eggdicted_Dawgfan said:

This seems like it could have written yesterday. But the responses are night and day vs what it would get today. 

The BBQ Interwebz Forum landscapes have definitely shifted.  It is interesting to read the old threads.

JohnInCarolina

Ozzie_Isaac said:

JohnInCarolina said:

LOL this thread was never about bird feeders.

Good Lord that opening post.  What a toxic view of the world.

Why?  I just posted it to my FB page with a please share request.

You are such a weird friggin dude.  

Ozzie_Isaac

JohnInCarolina said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

JohnInCarolina said:

LOL this thread was never about bird feeders.

Good Lord that opening post.  What a toxic view of the world.

Why?  I just posted it to my FB page with a please share request.

You are such a weird friggin dude.  

Not all of the mes are weird.  Just some of the mes.

steveear

steveear said:

For those who are looking for a suitable feeder I just read some reviews about the blue jay feeder and I chose the SE6020 wreath feeder. It has a simple but sturdy design that can provide plenty of capacity for both peanuts and tubers. This peanut wreath feeder features openings that allow birds to easily access food while keeping the food intact in a sturdy metal vessel. I was amazed at how much food it could serve.

But here’s a caveat: this type of feeder is quite attractive to unwanted guests and can stand as a competition against squirrels, mice, and rats so you’ve got to be careful where you should place it, especially if you want to keep it exclusive for blue jays and other birds.