Humpteys in the Hoooussse!!

Unknown

So I been deadly sick all week and felt a little better
and went to bbq galore to make fun of the BGE
but in my weakened state those guys sold me the
large, a nest, a slide-daisy wheel some ash tool thing
and some lump. They took advantage of me, all I wanted
was to just go in there and see how goofy they look again,
make a couple of bad jokes about them and leave. My
fever must have spiked again and I was delusional is all
I can figure. I tried to put it together but he has
stuff missing. Like the band around the dome that
holds the hinges to open it I Guess and the dome
doesnt even have a hole in it to put the thermometer,
Oh yeah they hit me up for that too. I called the
guy and the other one they have is the same way
but he told me they get some in Monday and I can excange
it. So now I gotta haul his fat *** back and get a
new one.:-) No but really I did get that stuff today
and am a little bummed I gotta take it back and exchange it
but I am sick so I wouldnt of used it till I get
better anyway.
Dylan

Teslamania

Dylan, [p]Welcome. You will love your egg.

db

Q.N.E. tyme, Way to go Dylan. Once you learn to cook on it, you'll like it almost as much as your Weber.
db

Grumpa

Q.N.E. tyme,[p]Just wait till the metalheads find out what you've went and done. Your reputation is now tarnished forever and your life will change for the better. Hurry up and get well so we can start hearing about your first hand experiences with your new toy. While you're recuporating, why not work on a new poem now that you crossed the line.[p]Hey, welcome to the greatest family on the intenet and the world of Q.[p]

D'man

Q.N.E. tyme,[p]I think you'll go back to the folks at BBQ Galore and thank them! Let us hear about you eggventures!

Elder Ward

Q.N.E. tyme,[p]Come in my son we will give you sacturay. [p]Elder Ward

Cornfed

Q.N.E. tyme,[p]While you don't have to admit it if you don't want to, I know in my heart of hearts that it was mine and ST's post with the picture of the Egg with the sign saying "I'm better than the WSM" that made you buy the BGE!!![p]Just kidding,
Cornfed

Mark

Q.N.E. tyme,
If your missing the bands that hold the lid, insist on the auto lock set. When I bought mine, my second, it did not come with them, and only recently did I replace with the auto lock set.
After a couple cookings on the fat**** you'll never look back!
Mark

Tim M

Q.N.E. tyme,[p]I would urge you to call BGE and talk to them about the thermometer hole. I woulbn't lug that back for that - just drill it yourself, but talk to BGE first. The bands, can't help but if the hinge is there the band is too. I would get the auto-lock for sure. [p]Welcome to the Egg family. You can glue tiles on yours if you like and if it makes you happier.
BGE[p]1-888-929-3447
1-800-939-3447
Atlanta, GA[p]
Tim

Nature Boy

Q.N.E. tyme,
They'll take care of your problems.
It scares me to try and comprehend some of your BGE cooking results. When someone who already cooks some serious Q, then gets cut loose with an egg...you can't help but think of the possibilities!! Hope you get better quickly.
NB

Char-Woody

db, FOFLMAO...I knew Dylan would develop a fever but he out did me..Waited till the next century!!![p]