PSA: New Simplified Urine Test

dbCooper

Go outside and pee in the garden.  If ants gather around it, you’ve got diabetes.  If you pee on your feet, you’ve got prostate problems.  If it smells like barbecue, you better have your cholesterol checked.  It’s not good.  If when you’re done peeing your wrist hurts when you shake it, you’ve got osteoarthritis.  If you go back into the house and your pecker is still outside your pants, it’s Alzheimer’s.  There.  I just saved you a grand in medical tests.

lkapigian

  

RRP

FUNNY!!! Reminds me of a dumb thing I used to do at keg parties back on college. I'd turn my back and act like I had taken a piss in my cup, turn back around stick my finger in my beer, taste the finger and exclaim  GREAT!  no diabetes!

Legume

Ladykiller right there 👆🏼

Canugghead

Did someone say Ron's non Egging posts beat our cook posts?