Lol, hot dog roller - because it makes sense

Langner91

JohnInCarolina said:

Langner91 said:

I make the chains that carry the hot dogs through the process of turning "meat" into what we all buy at the store.  

I have been in more hot-dog plants than I care to count.

I only eat Costco, all beef, dinner franks as a result of my independent observations.  

It really is as bad as you think.

The level of automation that goes into making a hot dog is mind-blowing.

Here's a helpful video so that people have a better idea:

I definitely recommend watching this one with your sound on, as the background music is pretty epic. 

That video is missing the smell.  But, otherwise, it captures the essence.

lousubcap

At least it closed with mustard!

fishlessman

Langner91 said:

JohnInCarolina said:

Langner91 said:

I make the chains that carry the hot dogs through the process of turning "meat" into what we all buy at the store.  

I have been in more hot-dog plants than I care to count.

I only eat Costco, all beef, dinner franks as a result of my independent observations.  

It really is as bad as you think.

The level of automation that goes into making a hot dog is mind-blowing.

Here's a helpful video so that people have a better idea:

I definitely recommend watching this one with your sound on, as the background music is pretty epic. 

That video is missing the smell.  But, otherwise, it captures the essence.

visit the jello plant or a rendering plant.  whatever the hot dog plant doesnt use, it goes there festering in the sun with maggots and all.  the jello plant has an awesome cafeteria but you cant get jello as desert with your steak dinner. rendering plant, well bring a bucket

HeavyG

"How It's Made" is one of my all time favorite tv shows. Thanks Canada!

Ybabpmuts

@fishlessman

visit the jello plant or a rendering plant.  whatever the hot dog plant doesnt use, it goes there festering in the sun with maggots and all.  the jello plant has an awesome cafeteria but you cant get jello as desert with your steak dinner. rendering plant, well bring a bucket

Famous plants I want to visit.

Robert Plant (Hoping he kept those cool pants from Stairway To Heaven, as if you could even get up stairs wearing those damned things. I have no stairs so they'd be perfect)

My indoor plants (on cloudy days where outside plants would suck to visit. It's all about the lighting)
My outdoor plants (see above about indoor plants and change it to a sunny day when indoor plants would suck to visit. I'm pretty sure there was a better way for me to present that, with less of these confusing letters but I'm a$$ deep into it now, so bear with me.
The rubber tree plant (to really know what makes those little old ants think they can move that rubber tree plant, you have to go right to the factory..  because we don't speak ant , and even if we did, there are like a gazillion of them, and the chances of us hearing anything specific out of all that chatter is really really slim)

At this point I wished I had owned pants from plants that made pants from plants, because I think I could use that to my advantage somehow ... but alas ..  I'm pantless of pants made in plants that make pants from plants, my pants are made in plants that took away the plants to make the plants, that make the plant less pants. They didn't even plant new plants outside the plant that caused them to take away the plants so they can plant the plant to make the plant less pants.

Alas, we may never know what would have come of me owning pants like that..

nolaegghead

GrateEggspectations

HeavyG said:

"How It's Made" is one of my all time favorite tv shows. Thanks Canada!

And yet you never show us how your meals are made. 😉

caliking

JohnInCarolina said:

Langner91 said:

I make the chains that carry the hot dogs through the process of turning "meat" into what we all buy at the store.  

I have been in more hot-dog plants than I care to count.

I only eat Costco, all beef, dinner franks as a result of my independent observations.  

It really is as bad as you think.

The level of automation that goes into making a hot dog is mind-blowing.

Here's a helpful video so that people have a better idea:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NzUm7UEEIY

I definitely recommend watching this one with your sound on, as the background music is pretty epic.  

Heh. Heh heh. He said "meat batter".