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GrateEggspectations

Thanks to @The_Buffalo for resolving this question for me. 

….but I’m still buying you a Photoshop tutorial for Christmas. 

JohnInCarolina

Saw that yesterday, gave me a good laugh.  

Langner91

I literally just laughed out loud.  Cackled, actually!  Well played, BGE, well played!

Canugghead

For Christmas they need to retake the pic or photoshop with EGGNOG inside the house!

nolaegghead

New banner reminds me of....

GrateEggspectations

And I had no idea that propping up Eggs in the back of a pickup was the safe and BGE-sanctioned method of transportation. 

nolaegghead

I have never tried moving them on their sides....is that better?

Langner91

I like the new photo.  Very wintery.  

I like that you can't see the footprints of the seven people who set it in the snow.

The bottom vent is open, the rEGGulator is not.  I am trying to decide what they might be cooking with that setup.

fishlessman

the snow is half way up to the axles

Langner91

They must have set it there with a helicopter and fishing line.

alaskanassasin

At least they are running the screen so nothing sparks and starts a fire.

nolaegghead

alaskanassasin said:

At least they are running the screen so nothing sparks and starts a fire.

Prop snow is often flammable.

JohnInCarolina

It just looks so lonely out there.  

nolaegghead

JohnInCarolina said:

It just looks so lonely out there.  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ

4TheGrillOfIt

Reminds of my last year when my Egg was frozen shut.  Used my Eggniter to thaw it open in about 30 seconds.  

alaskanassasin

Had to use google to find this thread...

 Man the banner picture might be the best ever. That spread looks killer.

Ozzie_Isaac

alaskanassasin said:

Had to use google to find this thread...

 Man the banner picture might be the best ever. That spread looks killer.

I like the new banner.  I would definitely kill some of that!  Also, they don't have the Egg in the living room.

Canugghead

Ozzie_Isaac said:

alaskanassasin said:

Had to use google to find this thread...

 Man the banner picture might be the best ever. That spread looks killer.

I like the new banner.  I would definitely kill some of that!  Also, they don't have the Egg in the living room.

Reminds me of football jersey billboards

Langner91

Canugghead said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

alaskanassasin said:

Had to use google to find this thread...

 Man the banner picture might be the best ever. That spread looks killer.

I like the new banner.  I would definitely kill some of that!  Also, they don't have the Egg in the living room.

Reminds me of football jersey billboards

I didn't know the CFL players wore jerseys like that.  Down here in "The Colonies", the footballers maybe have a small patch or two advertising Nike, but nothing that gaudy.

I find it funny that they are advertising a soccer team.

Canugghead

@Langner91 tbh I'm not sure if you're joking or seriously think it's a CFL jersey 
Edit: or sarcastic

RRP

Color me STUPID...but are you guys really talking about that new banner? I really do not know what that is! Honestly that "slop" does NOT appeal to me!

Canugghead

@Langner91 my bad, it just dawn on me that I should have said fútbol jersey?
Edit: https://www.si.com/soccer/2019/03/30/ranking-top-20-most-lucrative-shirt-sponsorship-deals-european-football

Ozzie_Isaac

RRP said:

Color me STUPID...but are you guys really talking about that new banner? I really do not know what that is! Honestly that "slop" does NOT appeal to me!

Pulled pork sammies on Texas toast and pickles.

RRP

Ozzie_Isaac said:

RRP said:

Color me STUPID...but are you guys really talking about that new banner? I really do not know what that is! Honestly that "slop" does NOT appeal to me!

Pulled pork sammies on Texas toast and pickles.

Thanks for telling me! Just glad that the people who have served my pp sandwiches over the past 21 years never saw that picture

nolaegghead

Hmmmm…..let’s “zoom” in and see what we got here….

(shuffle click plus sign key tab tappity tap…)

OMG! I JUST THREW UP A LITTLE IN MY MOUTH!!!!   LOOK AT THIS SWILL I WOULDN’T FEED IT TO A STARVING PIG!!!

nolaegghead

(Except I would kill the pulled pork….and that toast looks pretty good)

HeavyG

I'm kinda with @RRP on this one, viewed as is, it does look a bit like a hot mess. My first thought was that someone dropped a tray of food.

Undoubtedly it is all tasty but if one has to zoom in to a graphic to make sense of what one is seeing then the art director must have been on vacation.

Or perhaps it's just us old guys don't see so good no more. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

nolaegghead

The photography is horrible, really it would probably look 10 times better if it weren’t over processed and compressed then expanded to low resolution.

on the other hand there was success if the goal was a look like a picture of a magazine picture.

nolaegghead

Composition issues include too little pork in the focus range.  You don’t make slaw on the egg

JohnInCarolina

HeavyG said:

I'm kinda with @RRP on this one, viewed as is, it does look a bit like a hot mess. My first thought was that someone dropped a tray of food.

Undoubtedly it is all tasty but if one has to zoom in to a graphic to make sense of what one is seeing then the art director must have been on vacation.

Or perhaps it's just us old guys don't see so good no more. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Let me get this straight: you’re complaining about a picture of food someone has posted?

dbCooper

There is an excess of professional grade cooks and pics posted on this site.  @The_Buffalo should give consideration to selecting from that pool periodically.  Might even reward the deserving chef with some BGE swag or gift card etc.